Tonight's Haiku

[glynndah]

Remec nasty boy
clothing optional in lake.
St. Patrick will cry.​

Cold, cold lake water.
A surprised Remec. Pat’s not
Only one crying.​

 

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[glynndah]

Loved that one, Glynndah.
You're one quick witch, witty too.
Leaves shiver in lake.

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Thanks, but I think I scared poor Remec away. *offers him a nice, warm towel*

 

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[Remec]

Ah, I see you’ve been
There, Remec. Care to explain . . .
Those French poodle dogs?​

'Tis but rhyming slang,
French poodle dogs is nicer
than just saying frogs.

 

[Remec]

Cold, cold lake water.
A surprised Remec. Pat’s not
Only one crying.​

No tears, just...out...breath,
with water as cold as that,
more than snakes chased off.

 

[TheDivineMsM]

k here's my entry

The thought of his tongue
Between her legs made her melt
Damn geography!


He tells her not to speak
Commands, every wish fulfilled
She submits to him


Confused and stressed
Submission does that to me
For Daddy I will

 

[Edward Teach]

The Divine Ms M
Look hot with livery crop
Like take her for ride

 

[slyc_willie]

The light comes, and fades
Making me dream and believe
Oh . . . it's just TV

 

[TheDivineMsM]

The Divine Ms M
Look hot with livery crop
Like take her for ride

well hello johnny dep!
very sweet i love prose composed in my honor!
TY, my sweet

 

[TE999]

OMG I cannot believe
This thread is still up
Frustrated poets, all

 

[glynndah]

Welcome. Nice of you to rev this thread up another night. Never did haikus much.

From what I know of Remec, he doesn't scare away (but no, I never talked to him before).

Stay healthy, stay away from lakes, make sure nurse is male. Now that'd be something, a male nurse in a what?

G'night, sweetie.

Alas, their nurse is
Pretty, blond and twenty -four.
A fun time for all. ​

 

[glynndah]

But, TE999,
We're luring you in with these
"Lit-erary" haikus.


You're tempted, aren't you?
You can't resist the urge to
Post another gem.​

 

[TE999]

But, TE999,
We're luring you in with these
"Lit-erary" haikus.


You're tempted, aren't you?
You can't resist the urge to
Post another gem.​

You are correct, o pretty witch
You of the sparkly bubble and sweet smile
My heart has been captured.

 

[glynndah]

You are correct, o pretty witch
You of the sparkly bubble and sweet smile
My heart has been captured.

*blushes*

 

[glynndah]

French Poodles, Naked Chinese Girls, St. Patrick ... and a Nurse Standing by

Fishing day dawns. Cold.
Clouds. Rain? Wifely concern or
Dance of childish glee.​

 

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[glynndah]

Oh, come dance with me
little girl costumed so.
Fish regale with smirks.


Oh, Goddess, help me, I'm stuck in haiku hell by this witches brews. ​

Oooh, nice. Quite Orientally. Just like ramen.

 

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[jomar]

This is lots of fun
Writing very bad haikus
Me, that is, not you​

 

[slyc_willie]

This is lots of fun
Writing very bad haikus
Me, that is, not you​

Alone, you are not
I do believe I suck, too
That's not sexual

 

[cloudy]

Alone, you are not
I do believe I suck, too
That's not sexual

could be sexual
if you have a dirty mind
me, I always do

 

[slyc_willie]

could be sexual
if you have a dirty mind
me, I always do

Suppose you are right
My mind is always there, too
Nice of you to join

 

[glynndah]

Labia. Penis.
Clitoris and Testicles.
Literotica.​

 

[slyc_willie]

Labia. Penis.
Clitoris and Testicles.
Literotica.​

And that pretty much says it all.

This should be posted on Lit's home page.