Toy Accidents

[Lust Engine]

The closest I've come to having any kind of accidents have been being too slippery with the oils. Other than that...no boo boos yet.

Phew.

 

[bi4ever]

I'm a guy and got a dildo stuck in my ass

This happened back in 1995. I was really playing with sex toys at that time (I'm talking taking double-ended dildoes and just about ramming the entire things up my butt). Well, one time I was playing with a vibrator I'd just bought at a local adult video/toy store. The sensation of watching myself in the mirror (I love to watch in the mirror as I fuck myself......I can only see from the waist down in the mirror) was a real turn-on. The very end of the heavily-buzzing vibrator was just poking out of my asshole. Suddenly, my ass swallowed the rest of the thing and I couldn't fish it out. No, I didn't ram a hook and bobber in there and start reeling Soooooo, I had to do SOMETHING. I mean, who the hell does a guy talk to about having a dildo stuck in his ass? I panicked. I had to do it. "It" was driving to the emergency room of the LOCAL hospital. Everyone in my town knows my name. Trying to explain to the female nurse (now that I think about it, it might have turned her on or both of us) that there was a "buzzing sensation" in my belly (that's how powerful the buzz was) was nerve-racking. Suddenly, a foreign doctor came out and took me to his office. Now that I think about it, I wonder if they selected a physician that they knew would not know my family. So, he inserted LOTS of lube and I lay on my side on the table. This part is gross, though. I had shit wrapped around the sex toy and he cleaned the thing off, and with me already blood-red in the face and ready to jump out a window, he dangled the cleaned off toy and asked me if I wanted it back. I said "no" and I don't think I've ever exited a hospital so quickly in my life Fucking embarassing. The moral of the story? If it ain't got the ability to stay out on its own, don't encourage it to go in on its own.

 

[dclabrecque]

I was just thinking this morning about a few memorable mishaps that we have had while playing with our "toys". Once we had a toy that was two rubber dildos with a "bungee" string that attached both of them together. They were to be used anally for both partners while being able to enjoy sex. Unfortunatly at the time we didnt see the hazard of inserting the hole thing into us so we did as instructed. After we were done and went to pull the cord, the cord came out of the jellied dildo. Had it not been already most of the way out we would have been stuck with that thing inside.
So my question is...Have any of you had any toy accidents???

Not a toy accident but --- While in high school, my boyfriend (now husband) and I only indulged in finger play. Not realizing that I had a tampon in, we proceeded to get into some serious fingering, only to lose the string on the tampon. It took some serious searching, and time for him to finally get a grip on the string so I could extract it. I came hard more than once. We still talk about that incident regularly.

 

[KokopelliRises]

Not a toy accident but --- While in high school, my boyfriend (now husband) and I only indulged in finger play. Not realizing that I had a tampon in, we proceeded to get into some serious fingering, only to lose the string on the tampon. It took some serious searching, and time for him to finally get a grip on the string so I could extract it. I came hard more than once. We still talk about that incident regularly.

I've lost more than one tampon string, but nobody helped me get it out. I guess you're lucky.

 

[Hail27]

pink cheeks

Have been lucky so far with no serious accidents but I do have a fear of losing something up my rear. Bit paranoid about it actually. Doesnt stop me having a lot of fun with toys though. My favourite is my 'G' spot vib.

 

[WestVaCouple]

Blushing

This may classify as an accident, you be the judge.

A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for chirstmas. I wrapped it up and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private, however, as I forgot about it, and it got moved down under the tree. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came over to watch the grandkids unwrap the packages. And, yep you guessed it my 4 year old daughter unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" The grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened, stunned, my wife was livid at her idiot husband (me), and I was chasing a 4 year old around the room trying to get the new toy. Merry Christmas!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

TThe grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened, stunned, my wife was livid at her idiot husband (me), and I was chasing a 4 year old around the room trying to get the new toy. Merry Christmas!!!

Hopefully, this was a case of "batteries not included"!!

 

[Chicklet]

Merry Christmas!!!

oh my god

that's hilarious

after the embarrassment clears, that makes a great experience lol.

i'm wondering if you'll talk about it to the kid when she grows up, lol?

 

[WestVaCouple]

Blushing

Well, it took awhile. My wife would bring it up on occasion, but over time we laughed about it. I figure even if I don't tell my daughter about it, one day someone will. I mean the entire family was there.

So, I guess it does qualify as a toy accident. LOL

 

[wetsamurai]

This may classify as an accident, you be the judge.

A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for chirstmas. I wrapped it up and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private, however, as I forgot about it, and it got moved down under the tree. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came over to watch the grandkids unwrap the packages. And, yep you guessed it my 4 year old daughter unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" The grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened, stunned, my wife was livid at her idiot husband (me), and I was chasing a 4 year old around the room trying to get the new toy. Merry Christmas!!!

accident or not, this is hilarious!

 

[fgarvb1]

Probably why I've divorced so much but I couldn't help it.

I was married to my third wife at the time.

We were eating pizza and watching a movie when she jumps up and said "Give me five minutes and come into the bedroom." and takes off.

I'm keeping one eye on the wall clock and one eye on the move when I here the low buzz of a vibrator start.

It was shortly followed by a blood curdling screaming and some serious cussing as she blasted through the hallway and into the bathroom...shortly afterwords could here the water running over the cussing and yelling.

I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the hell was going...Untill my eyes landed on the Cayenne pepper package from Pizza Hut.

I was still curled up in the floor laughing my ass off when she finally came out.

I didn't get any for for a couple of weeks but it was worth the laugh!

 

[south_florida_bicur]

been caught

Accidents can be defined many different ways. One example might be the story of the guy going to the hospital (sorry dude) or another might be the 4yr old xmas morning surprise (very very funny story).

My story isn't as funny but it is true. After 4 days of a very stress filled work week I decided to take that Friday off and relax. That morning I decided to put on some relaxing music and take a bath. As the water was filling the bathtub, I was getting a bit horny so I took out my medium size butt plug and sat in the tub with the plug still inserted. After about 30 minutes of relaxing a cumming, I decided to get out of the tub and get some shit done around the house. I cleaned the plug and put it on the side of the tub to dry off.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. I forgot that Fridays the pest control people were coming to spray. I let the lady in my house while I was doing some paperwork. She sprayed throughout the house (1 br & 1 1/2 bath) and then left. As she left she said with a smile "good bye" and left.

I didn't understand why she smiled but I smiled back and told her to have a great day. After I closed the door I then realized that I think I left the toy out in the bathroom. I ran to the bathroom to find the toy sitting there with the shower curtain open.

I don't think she saw it when she entered the bathroom but she definitely saw it when she moved the shower curtain. After I put it away I went back to the table to finish the paperwork I was working on but I could not get that thought out of my head. I was so embarrassed that I didn't get any work done that day.

It can happen to anyone, right? Well, thats what I keep on telling myself.

 

[dynamics]

while my girlfriend and I were getting down, she got me to put my large butt plug in my ass while I fucked her, she didnt want me to cum, she wanted to suck me off. after she came, she slid off of me and started sucking me, it was very wonderful with the large butt plug in at the same time, and then when I came in her mouth was VERY wonderful... then all of a sudden, as I came, my body was so excited that it sucked the buttplug right inside my ass, the bottom of it and all (arg!, and they are supposed to be there to STOP it from doing that). My eyes open very wide as I tell my girlfriend "you have to get off of me RIGHT NOW" she didnt seem to like that responce after just sucking me off. but I really had no choice in what to say as I paniced about not feeling the large bottom of the butt plug that was in my ass only moments before... I get off the bed, and down on the floor, and after much concentration of "body, if you love me at all, PLEASSEEEE give me back that butt plug!". After a trying few minutes, the butt plug thankfully came out... not too comfortably, but at least it was out... luckily I can look back and laugh at this and it didnt get stuck in there...

 

[bi4ever]

Seems that many here have had toy accidents, to the point of it being no big deal. That, or the collective sense of humor has all but dried up.

 

[iltibido]

while in the Marine Corps I had a platoon Sargent that got busted for amphetimine use, to make a long story short, he claimed that the hospital gave him amphetamines to relax his muscles so they could remove a dildo from his ass, he couldn't get it out so he called a female in our platoon, previous sexual experience, to help she couldn't either so he went to an off base hospital, they turned him away. he went to the Naval Hospital to get it removed.

Not passing jugement just funny

 

[Raven_Sunset]

I used to date a guy who was a paramedic for the city.... I heard all kinds of stories from him! The one I remember the best, however.... involved a college age guy and a glass Christmas ornament. (i think it was a tree-topper, but I don't recall.)
Anyways, I guess the guy was going to town on himself, and the ornament broke off inside his ass. *OUCH!*
Needless to say, surgery was needed to get all the glass fragments out.

 

[NightL]

My partner... skirt, g-string, benwa balls... hehe... as we were leaving the club... now it could have happened on the dance floor

 

[south_florida_bicur]

After some seriously sexy chat online with my husband (who was in Iraq) I pulled out the toy box and took care of myself. In the morning I washed the toys and left them on the bathroom counter to dry.

When I got home from work the electrician came to fix a light switch. Forgetting about the vibrator and large dildo on the bathroom counter I asked him if he could fix the plug in my bathroom. Since I knew him well I left him at the house to do the work while I went to pick my son up from school.

Some hours later when I went into my bathroom it was to my horror to see them laying on the counter just below the newly installed plug. Unfortunately the electrician ate lunch everyday at the restaurant where I worked. I seriously thought of quitting my job! He never mentioned it, but he didn't ever work at my house again...always sent someone else to do any work.

My husband thought this was hilarious when I told him...I have yet to find the humor in it.

excellent story.. I can relate..

I tried to send you a private msg but it was turned off so I am saying it in the room. I (and I am sure the rest of the LIT gang) want to thank your husband for the job he is doing in Iraq and wish him (and the rest) a safe return home!

WE SALUTE YOU

 

[Iris_Lemon]

I don't know if this qualifies for a toy accident, but I broke my vibrator. :-O I thought the batteries ran out again, but when I changed them, it wouldn't turn on. Then I noticed the coil at the top wasn't touching the connecting piece anymore. I don't know if it's all that funny, but it's sad for me
It died a noble death in the line of pleasure, sigh

 

[mjl2010]

My father was an anesthetist. The guys they had before anesthesiologists. How many times he was on call and got called in the middle of the night to go put someone to sleep who...

- Lost a vegetable up their rear.
- Lost a toy up their rear.
- A light bulb that once in, they couldn't get out.
- A screwdriver that got caught in her pussy.
- Beer bottle that broke off inside her vagina.
- Thought she injured herself after fucking her pussy so hard with a dildo and she started to bleed. Turned out she had got her period.
- lost a hot wheels car in her pussy. He was goofing around and decided to park it in the garage.
- And although he didn't witness this one, the guy who decided to see if the vacuum cleaner felt good. And sucked his foreskin off. (story over operating table)

Other things I can't remember.

MJL

 

[littlebitshe]

- lost a hot wheels car in her pussy. He was goofing around and decided to park it in the garage.

Brilliant!

- And although he didn't witness this one, the guy who decided to see if the vacuum cleaner felt good. And sucked his foreskin off. (story over operating table)
MJL

Holy $hit! OUCH!!


What are these people thinkin? lol!

 

[mjl2010]

Brilliant!

Holy $hit! OUCH!!


What are these people thinkin? lol!

That's the point. They are not thinking...

MJL

 

[lborobastard]

I was tied up helpless at my lady's hands and I enjoy anal play, she thought (not to hard) about what to stick up my ass and nipped downstairs.

when she returned I was in pain, she had got a fruit ice pop from the freezer and stuck it up, It burned and the pain did not go away for ages. cold burns are not fun.

 

[squarejohn]

Since the anus is designed to let things out, I would say, sit on the toilet for a while and it should slide out on its own.

 

[Kat73]

I had GF shoot a vibrating dildo out of her pussy into my nose as I licked her to orgasm. It hurt enough that my eyes teared up! Funny then, funnier now!