Toy Accidents

[love_269_girl]

Horny people do stupid things...

Most accidents happen when people aren't thinking clearly. My brother, who is an ER Doctor, loves to send me Darwin Award nominees. He sent me this article last year:


On Saturday they had one of those calls they are likely to remember and talk about for some time at the Bay District Volunteer Fire Department and the Lexington Park Rescue Squad. It is also one of those calls they are not likely to issue a press release about or post on their website.

At 1:30 Sunday morning crews responded to a 27-year-old woman who was bleeding. According to both BayNet.com and our wusa9.com, firefighters and EMS workers quickly determined the cause of the woman's distress.

The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner. The blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The injuries were serious enough that the woman was flown by Maryland State Police helicopter to the trauma center at Prince George's Hospital Center.

St. Mary's County Sheriff's Department officials said they would likely follow up to make sure this was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
It is unclear exactly what prompted the experimentation in Southern Maryland, but it appears there are commercial devices sold on the Internet that combine power tools with sex toys that don't present the problems experienced with this home made device.

 

[Naughty_Misty]

This may classify as an accident, you be the judge.

A few years ago, as a joke I bought my wife a big dildo for chirstmas. I wrapped it up and kind of forgot about it. I had planned on giving it to her in private, however, as I forgot about it, and it got moved down under the tree. On Christmas morning, both her parents and my parents came over to watch the grandkids unwrap the packages. And, yep you guessed it my 4 year old daughter unwrapped it. Stood up and said, "Wow! What's this?" The grandparents were wide eyed, mouth opened, stunned, my wife was livid at her idiot husband (me), and I was chasing a 4 year old around the room trying to get the new toy. Merry Christmas!!!

*wipes the tears from my eyes and holds my sides* I can't stop laughing... It makes me feel much better about my embarrassing incident from the other day.

I was having fun before going to bed and afterward closed my eyes just to enjoy how relaxed I felt. Only I enjoyed that feeling so much the fell asleep before cleaning up. My "toys" were still in the bed. The next morning I woke up to my son telling me I had to get that "Popsicle" (a glass purple toy) off the bed before it melted.

 

[DawnAngel]

A gay friend of mine was bought a cock cage by his partner. Deciding to play with it his partner put it on him before he went to work. My friend went to work by motorcycle and on the way, due to the vibration between his legs and possibly wandering thoughts he became aroused.

Feeling distinctly uncomfortable he waited until he was safe to pull over at a rest stop to remove the cage. Unfortunately by this point his penis was so swollen that removing the cage was impossible. The flesh of his penis was swollen through the gaps in the cage. Blood, it seemed could not flow back out to deflate him.

He was forced to ride to the nearest hospital and go to the emergancy department to have the offending article cut free from his penis.

They told it much better than this, over a meal in a restaurant, and everyone was in tears by the end of the story.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Most accidents happen when people aren't thinking clearly. My brother, who is an ER Doctor, loves to send me Darwin Award nominees. He sent me this article last year:


On Saturday they had one of those calls they are likely to remember and talk about for some time at the Bay District Volunteer Fire Department and the Lexington Park Rescue Squad. It is also one of those calls they are not likely to issue a press release about or post on their website.

At 1:30 Sunday morning crews responded to a 27-year-old woman who was bleeding. According to both BayNet.com and our wusa9.com, firefighters and EMS workers quickly determined the cause of the woman's distress.

The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner. The blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The injuries were serious enough that the woman was flown by Maryland State Police helicopter to the trauma center at Prince George's Hospital Center.

St. Mary's County Sheriff's Department officials said they would likely follow up to make sure this was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
It is unclear exactly what prompted the experimentation in Southern Maryland, but it appears there are commercial devices sold on the Internet that combine power tools with sex toys that don't present the problems experienced with this home made device.

Famous last words of a redneck" hey Y'all, watch this!"......... I kin say at rite der cuz I are one- at least that's what my non lit friends think

 

[SirJeffAk]

A gay friend of mine was bought a cock cage by his partner. Deciding to play with it his partner put it on him before he went to work. My friend went to work by motorcycle and on the way, due to the vibration between his legs and possibly wandering thoughts he became aroused.

Feeling distinctly uncomfortable he waited until he was safe to pull over at a rest stop to remove the cage. Unfortunately by this point his penis was so swollen that removing the cage was impossible. The flesh of his penis was swollen through the gaps in the cage. Blood, it seemed could not flow back out to deflate him.

He was forced to ride to the nearest hospital and go to the emergancy department to have the offending article cut free from his penis.

They told it much better than this, over a meal in a restaurant, and everyone was in tears by the end of the story.

Oh my gosh that must have hurt like hell! Hee hee hee

 

[comandoborracho]

Hmm...a long time ago i bought my X one of those vibrating"bullets" (they are the mini vibrators that look like bullets and are made of metal) We were in the middle of forplay when she tells me to play with her ass. Sooo i teased her hole with the "bullet" and she started to shake so i said to myself, "she must reaally be enjoying this". I start to slowly stick it in her when out of nowhere she move to hard/fast and her butt swallowed the little vibrator ahaha. She was really wet and i lost my grip on the metal. I just sat there and said, "ooooh CRAP!!!" She started to panic and i started to laugh. The thing was still vibrating inside of her so she was still having little orgasms while she was panicking

She was just laying there screaming at me and telling me to get it out. So i started to fish for it with my index finger and had no luck. She tried to fart it out but no luck either. It finally came out after a few minutes *note to self* NEVER BUY "BULLETs"

 

[Naughty_Misty]

Famous last words of a redneck" hey Y'all, watch this!".........

Most often times, about five minutes later, the phrase "9-1-1 What is your emergency?" can be heard.