Trump wins war

[oryginalny]

Of course

 

[oryginalny]

Next stop

Cuba

 

[ll74]

Wtf are you talking about?

I was told we aren't at war......how did we win?

 

[oryginalny]

 

[Iluv17]

Iran Caves

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/new-iran-caves-declares-strait-hormuz-completely-open/

 

[Bray123]

No new wars!

 

[DeluxAuto]

$2 gas!

 

[ll74]

Iran Caves

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/new-iran-caves-declares-strait-hormuz-completely-open/

Except they didn't.

 

[RoryN]

Deplorables: IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!! IT'S NOT A WAR!!

Also Deplorables: We won the war!!

 

[Iluv17]

No new wars!

Round ups, NOT WAR! LETS GO!

 

[oryginalny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2045118476495294851

 

[ll74]

What specifically did they concede?
What were our demands?

 

[Bray123]

What is the difference between this deal and the one signed by President Obama?

(Apart from it requiring thousands of deaths and billions of dollars).

 

[RoryN]

The Strait is closed again. Ships fired upon.

Funny-looking "win".

 

[Cogan]

The Strait is closed again. Ships fired upon.

Funny-looking "win".

This thread didn't age well......

 

[Raazor]

View attachment 2613889

Someone jizzed way too soon. Sad.

 

[ChloeTzang]

What ware? Are we at war? I thought they'd surrendered and we'd won.

 

[badbabysitter]

Don't worry, Trump will declare victory several more times this week.

 

[Bray123]

In next week's news Trump will announce a yuge investment in wind & solar power to reduce dependence on the oil that he's preventing from passing through the Strait of Hormuz.