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Lord Steve: loosening the tightest bungs since the invention of sodomy. Hell yeah.
 
haha I didn't actually intend my "pearls before swine" joke to be about cum but thank yall for finding hidden shades of humor in my poor craftmanship.
 
Lord_Steve said:
haha I didn't actually intend my "pearls before swine" joke to be about cum but thank yall for finding hidden shades of humor in my poor craftmanship.
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Well then at least i'm not the one throwing my jewelry away. Though if you are, its probably useless anyways.
 
FloggingMolly said:
Problem is, if we assume every arrogant, moronic creep on the internet is a supersteve in disguise, how will we weed out trolls? Bloved could have been a comeduc parody of great genius, but he really was just a prick.
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I guess my trolldar is more finely tuned than most people's, but Lord Steve was immediately recognized, to me at least, as just kidding.

Bloved was INSANE. He believed what he was saying. He was NOT kidding.

That's the difference.
 
My Tuesday morning Haiku offering lovingly gifted to the alt-ar of Lord Steve.

lustful thirsty fans
rooting deep in dirty words
sipping muddy pearls
 
Lord_Steve said:
Boner-inducing
haikus are your forte my
dear. It owns! It owns!

haha that was lazy
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*swoon* Thank you. :eek:

Does his greatness enjoy an occasional afternoon limerick as well?

A smooth brotha from So cal, Lord Steven
To many his wisdoms are upheavin'
But for me I will sit... savorin nibbles I git
My heart hopin Dom-pimpin ain't leavin.



:rose:
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
*swoon* Thank you. :eek:

Does his greatness enjoy an occasional afternoon limerick as well?

A smooth brotha from So cal, Lord Steven
To many his wisdoms are upheavin'
But for me I will sit... savorin nibbles I git
My heart hopin Dom-pimpin ain't leavin.



:rose:
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Consider yourself my official bro-et laureate
 
Aurantica said:
But my name isnt Wilbur.
Anyways, there's plenty of easier ways to get cum, for whatever reason, than sucking it out of the mud.
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But then you don't get a free facial with your facial!

satindesire said:
Bloved was INSANE. He believed what he was saying. He was NOT kidding.

That's the difference.
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Au contraire, silky materials nerd. Andy Kaufman, Picasso, Copernicus, Galileo, Jeffrey Dahmer. All were called "insane," yes. But didn't they all make the world just a little safer for the next "insane" one to come along?

If we could all just carry a little bit of BLoved in our hearts all year long, the world would shine. (Like a small snippet of his beard, maybe?)
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
Au contraire, silky materials nerd. Andy Kaufman, Picasso, Copernicus, Galileo, Jeffrey Dahmer. All were called "insane," yes. But didn't they all make the world just a little safer for the next "insane" one to come along?

If we could all just carry a little bit of BLoved in our hearts all year long, the world would shine. (Like a small snippet of his beard, maybe?)
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Are you implying that it was a good thing that Jeffrey Dahmer ate people because it made the world a safer place? *blink!*

I think someone's been hanging out in the zombie threads a little too much lately.
 
satindesire said:
I guess my trolldar is more finely tuned than most people's, but Lord Steve was immediately recognized, to me at least, as just kidding.

Bloved was INSANE. He believed what he was saying. He was NOT kidding.

That's the difference.
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Seconded.
 
This thread always brings a smile to my lips, even on a sucky day. The tongue in cheek (on cheek) humor is fun and the poetry pleasing.

Perhaps some alliterations next?

Buxom bondage beauties bashfully bide their time in bifarious bindings.
 
Felix_Jones said:
I imagine that in some situations going insane is the appropriate reaction.
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the only thing I take exception to in this sentence is the modifier "some."

Vixandra, your alliteration awoke my avid ardor and auguries of ancient and auspicious axioms now inflame my arteries, mi amica. Achoo.
 
LordSteve, I was discussing this with a friend of mine earlier today and I am quite curious...What are your thoughts on the most powerful and beloved Domme Winfrey scheduling her super mega ultra grand finale the first week of Rapture 2.0...?
 
Curious_in_Cali said:
LordSteve, I was discussing this with a friend of mine earlier today and I am quite curious...What are your thoughts on the most powerful and beloved Domme Winfrey scheduling her super mega ultra grand finale the first week of Rapture 2.0...?
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We all godless, aghast. Televisions humming at frequencies unfamiliar, as if the abrupt recollection of the too-blessed few now frolicking in Elysium (we presume) changed some aspect of the A/V spectrum and now everything resonates with a different weight. But it's subtle. We have had time to study the difference.

We are all watching because, well. What else is there? Sex is a dusty and jagged pastime and however much we eat we grow not and we looked at each other and mumbled Fuck It Anyway and now we don't eat, any of us at all.

We watch, then. Our Lady of Mixed Blessings bounds onstage. We all gasp at once, all of us. Is that? Is? It is! A new 'do! A sort of glossy bob. We are all holding our scissors anyway, so we adjust our manes to match as, what's this again? She speaks, for the first time since it happened:
Thank You!
Thank You All Sooooooo (the dragged vowel like an electric hum. dial tone.) Much For Tuning In!
You Are All Winners In Your Own Way!
Believe! In! Yourselves!

She goes on. She has a surprise for us, we few huddled and cold humans spearing hotdogs on our scissors and eating them and picking the hair cuttings from our teeth. Souls! Souls for everyone in the audience! Everyone is going home with a soul today! Oh thank you, thank you Oprah full of grace!
We start
anew.
 
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Curious_in_Cali said:
LordSteve, I was discussing this with a friend of mine earlier today and I am quite curious...What are your thoughts on the most powerful and beloved Domme Winfrey scheduling her super mega ultra grand finale the first week of Rapture 2.0...?
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well babe the way the steve sees it if the ol' g-man ascendifies or whatever all them church suckaaaas
we gonna have a mondo bigtime party and i figure if we render oprah for oil (end of the world = no rules woo!!) we'll be able to keep the oil lamps burning and I'll be doing kegstands with all the bad bitches I like corrupted or whatever with my dick by doing them anal style and now they can't get into heaven but they can slurp this heavenly cock alllll niteeee looonnnggggg

GOD IS DEAD SPRING BREAK NEVER ENDS WHO'S WITH ME WOOOOOO
 
satindesire said:
Are you implying that it was a good thing that Jeffrey Dahmer ate people because it made the world a safer place? *blink!*

I think someone's been hanging out in the zombie threads a little too much lately.
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You and your bourgeois love of "not having your flesh cooked in a pot and eaten." :rolleyes:
 
rekane said:
Then what are we to make of this?

Lady Gaga Ousts Oprah
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Lady gaga is like half-angel already at LEAST so i'm not sure what Rapture Rules (tm) she adheres to. Like, maybe her bottom half will transcend the mortal world and twinkle up to heaven and her top have will fly around hellearth on the column of gore geysering from where her legs should be. And when she speaks it'll be in autotune and the slightest sound will make you shit yourself and bleed.

MEANWHILE her legs and ass will be in heaven conducting choirs and giving lapdances to especially blessed souls.
 
Oh and by the way.
I'm assuming some of you have fetlife profiles and lord steve is just AWful lonely... (clicky)
 
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