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[seela]

Lord_Steve is 22 years old? How such bad-ass-Yoda-esque wisdom in such a young person recide can?

 

[Lord_Steve]

Lord_Steve is 22 years old? How such bad-ass-Yoda-esque wisdom in such a young person recide can?

ha ha! yes! that's so young. Ha. Ha.

ha. uh. guess how old i am

 

[seela]

ha ha! yes! that's so young. Ha. Ha.

ha. uh. guess how old i am

Yo, you're 22, if you say so. Steveman never lies, da truth bends around him!!

 

[Lord_Steve]

I've been venturing elsewhere on these fine forums and ahaha.

It'll never stop being funny for me to see threads like

"how do you like your pussy punished best???? POST PICS"
"penis milking megathread!"
and
"lost my job ):"
"i rote a poems about osama. he died. he dead"

all right next to each other.
a vibrant community with varied interests.

 

[lovecraft68]

I've been venturing elsewhere on these fine forums and ahaha.

It'll never stop being funny for me to see threads like

"how do you like your pussy punished best???? POST PICS"
"penis milking megathread!"
and
"lost my job ):"
"i rote a poems about osama. he died. he dead"

all right next to each other.
a vibrant community with varied interests.

Different strokes for different folks. Personally besides writing I'm here for kitkat103, Gagginforit and big meanie's unbelievable picture threads.

By the way bro are you really 22?

 

[Lord_Steve]

Different strokes for different folks. Personally besides writing I'm here for kitkat103, Gagginforit and big meanie's unbelievable picture threads.

By the way bro are you really 22?

i'm gonna go with "close enough," closely followed by "sure, why not?"

 

[lovecraft68]

i'm gonna go with "close enough," closely followed by "sure, why not?"

I guess then some people here would say you are precocious and your experience belies your years. I think I might still stick with wet behind the ears but a smooth talker.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I guess then some people here would say you are precocious and your experience belies your years. I think I might still stick with wet behind the ears but a smooth talker.

Alas, alas, afterbirth still clings to my mange! I toddle to and fro and leave lil poopies like breadcrumbs to show where I've been.

I cover my soft spot with an improvised steel yamuke that I can detach and hurl like a discus at dingos and babysnatchers.

I somersault into the club- the record sc-c-cratches and all the ladies jump up, get down, shake they hair, and look around. I'm sippin on kahlua and breastmilk ("the Steve" they calls it) and lookin fiiine as heck in my "#1 BADASS BABY" jumper and swallowproof shades. I turn to the DJ and wink. "I'm not gonna be home by bedtime..." I coo, and errybody in the club laffs and laffs.

"Collicky? mo' like frolicky" i say to my punkass babysitter and shiv her in the eye with a popsicle stick. she likes it. we get it on.

 

[Etoile]

Alas, alas, afterbirth still clings to my mange! I toddle to and fro and leave lil poopies like breadcrumbs to show where I've been.

I cover my soft spot with an improvised steel yamuke that I can detach and hurl like a discus at dingos and babysnatchers.

I somersault into the club- the record sc-c-cratches and all the ladies jump up, get down, shake they hair, and look around. I'm sippin on kahlua and breastmilk ("the Steve" they calls it) and lookin fiiine as heck in my "#1 BADASS BABY" jumper and swallowproof shades. I turn to the DJ and wink. "I'm not gonna be home by bedtime..." I coo, and errybody in the club laffs and laffs.

"Collicky? mo' like frolicky" i say to my punkass babysitter and shiv her in the eye with a popsicle stick. she likes it. we get it on.

Jesus christ this is epic.

 

[satindesire]

Alas, alas, afterbirth still clings to my mange! I toddle to and fro and leave lil poopies like breadcrumbs to show where I've been.

I cover my soft spot with an improvised steel yamuke that I can detach and hurl like a discus at dingos and babysnatchers.

I somersault into the club- the record sc-c-cratches and all the ladies jump up, get down, shake they hair, and look around. I'm sippin on kahlua and breastmilk ("the Steve" they calls it) and lookin fiiine as heck in my "#1 BADASS BABY" jumper and swallowproof shades. I turn to the DJ and wink. "I'm not gonna be home by bedtime..." I coo, and errybody in the club laffs and laffs.

"Collicky? mo' like frolicky" i say to my punkass babysitter and shiv her in the eye with a popsicle stick. she likes it. we get it on.

This. Post. Is. Win.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

i'm gonna go with "close enough," closely followed by "sure, why not?"

These are standard "linear" Earth years you are using for your fetlife account right? I know you probably hesitate to disclose your true age, but rest assured that the width and girth of brains here are indeed above average so please feel free to explain and or express your true age and it will be embraced even if only conceptually understood. I don't know if it is true, but I heard that at some point in ascension to galactastic awesometacularnessnous, time starts to ripple when they speak and then it eventually just folds like oragami paper. This makes age more complicated to express in a standard numerical value... I think at a certain level they just switch to colors... or maybe vegetables? Lord_Steve... am I even close?

 

[satindesire]

These are standard "linear" Earth years you are using for your fetlife account right? I know you probably hesitate to disclose your true age, but rest assured that the width and girth of brains here are indeed above average so please feel free to explain and or express your true age and it will be embraced even if only conceptually understood. I don't know if it is true, but I heard that at some point in ascension to galactastic awesometacularnessnous, time starts to ripple when they speak and then it eventually just folds like oragami paper. This makes age more complicated to express in a standard numerical value... I think at a certain level they just switch to colors... or maybe vegetables? Lord_Steve... am I even close?

He's Cthulhu.

Don't tell him I told you.

 

[rekane]

He's Cthulhu.

Don't tell him I told you.

WTF?!?!?!

Cthulhu from the Lovecraft series?
LOVECRAFT????

stop...my mind is too weak for this...

 

[Lord_Steve]

WTF?!?!?!

Cthulhu from the Lovecraft series?
LOVECRAFT????

stop...my mind is too weak for this...

soon cthulu all fhtagen will become
mglw'nafh clear wgah'nagl

 

[satindesire]

WTF?!?!?!

Cthulhu from the Lovecraft series?
LOVECRAFT????

stop...my mind is too weak for this...

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM I TOLD YOU!?!?!!!11one11!

*NERDRAAAAAGE!*

soon cthulu all fhtagen will become
mglw'nafh clear wgah'nagl

Look what you did Rekane. Now we're all going to go ma-...

sshh. Little miss was naughty today. Now she gets no cookies. The rats away and now the cats will play dress up with razor knives and pretty, pretty flowers...

 

[YourCaptor]

Reading this thread makes me feel that feeling you feel when you walk through the art department and see all those cuckoos tumbling around, looking at things from mm distances, and that strange sugary crayon smell in the air.

 

[lovecraft68]

soon cthulu all fhtagen will become
mglw'nafh clear wgah'nagl

Oh now you're going to google Lovecraft references? Think I got you beat on the Lovecraft fandom there Steve check my profile pic.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Oh now you're going to google Lovecraft references? Think I got you beat on the Lovecraft fandom there Steve check my profile pic.

bro lovecraft is kinda an egregious overwriter with solid ideas and poor, cluttered execution! sorry you had to find out like this. also, hated him some jews n blacks.


i'm sort of torn because I want to tell you to just drop this lil flamegrudge because it's kinda sad and wilted, but you alllso keep giving me new material to work with so. i guess do what you want!

 

[lovecraft68]

bro lovecraft is kinda an egregious overwriter with solid ideas and poor, cluttered execution! sorry you had to find out like this. also, hated him some jews n blacks.


i'm sort of torn because I want to tell you to just drop this lil flamegrudge because it's kinda sad and wilted, but you alllso keep giving me new material to work with so. i guess do what you want!

Lovecraft definitely was a racist but lived in racist times. hell in Rats in the walls the main character had a cat named "Nigger man" as for a poor writer. name one from the last century whose influence is so far spread. the Cthulhu mythos has been expanded upon and borrowed from for over sixty years.

Everyone from Robert Bloch and Robert Howard up to Stephen King and Brian Lumley has been influenced by him. Shit "bro" he put the necronimicon on the map. Search any top horror writer of all time list and he is usually number one if not he is always top three.

Obviously you do not have to like his work it isn't for everyone. In your case it is not because he writes in an older style and everything is hinted at and not explained. Some one like you was raised on splatter flicks and instant gratification and you have a very limited imagination because of that.

You are right though why do I post here? Maybe because I am a purist and your posing annoys me. Your a cyber "cool guy" that if he lost the internet for a day wouldn't be able to tie your shoes because there would not be a you tube video to show you how.

I will leave you to be mocked and mock depending on how you see this thread. I will leave you to be the butt of jokes by people who are really into this life style and think you are the joke that you are. Think what you want at the end of the day you couldn't dom a doorknob.

 

[satindesire]

Lovecraft definitely was a racist but lived in racist times. hell in Rats in the walls the main character had a cat named "Nigger man" as for a poor writer. name one from the last century whose influence is so far spread. the Cthulhu mythos has been expanded upon and borrowed from for over sixty years.

Everyone from Robert Bloch and Robert Howard up to Stephen King and Brian Lumley has been influenced by him. Shit "bro" he put the necronimicon on the map. Search any top horror writer of all time list and he is usually number one if not he is always top three.

Obviously you do not have to like his work it isn't for everyone. In your case it is not because he writes in an older style and everything is hinted at and not explained. Some one like you was raised on splatter flicks and instant gratification and you have a very limited imagination because of that.

You are right though why do I post here? Maybe because I am a purist and your posing annoys me. Your a cyber "cool guy" that if he lost the internet for a day wouldn't be able to tie your shoes because there would not be a you tube video to show you how.

I will leave you to be mocked and mock depending on how you see this thread. I will leave you to be the butt of jokes by people who are really into this life style and think you are the joke that you are. Think what you want at the end of the day you couldn't dom a doorknob.

I think you missed the memo. And this entire thread.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Lovecraft definitely was a racist but lived in racist times. hell in Rats in the walls the main character had a cat named "Nigger man" as for a poor writer. name one from the last century whose influence is so far spread. the Cthulhu mythos has been expanded upon and borrowed from for over sixty years.

Everyone from Robert Bloch and Robert Howard up to Stephen King and Brian Lumley has been influenced by him. Shit "bro" he put the necronimicon on the map. Search any top horror writer of all time list and he is usually number one if not he is always top three.

Obviously you do not have to like his work it isn't for everyone. In your case it is not because he writes in an older style and everything is hinted at and not explained. Some one like you was raised on splatter flicks and instant gratification and you have a very limited imagination because of that.

You are right though why do I post here? Maybe because I am a purist and your posing annoys me. Your a cyber "cool guy" that if he lost the internet for a day wouldn't be able to tie your shoes because there would not be a you tube video to show you how.

I will leave you to be mocked and mock depending on how you see this thread. I will leave you to be the butt of jokes by people who are really into this life style and think you are the joke that you are. Think what you want at the end of the day you couldn't dom a doorknob.

You need this, I think... in black pen, thanks

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Alas, alas, afterbirth still clings to my mange! I toddle to and fro and leave lil poopies like breadcrumbs to show where I've been.

I cover my soft spot with an improvised steel yamuke that I can detach and hurl like a discus at dingos and babysnatchers.

I somersault into the club- the record sc-c-cratches and all the ladies jump up, get down, shake they hair, and look around. I'm sippin on kahlua and breastmilk ("the Steve" they calls it) and lookin fiiine as heck in my "#1 BADASS BABY" jumper and swallowproof shades. I turn to the DJ and wink. "I'm not gonna be home by bedtime..." I coo, and errybody in the club laffs and laffs.

"Collicky? mo' like frolicky" i say to my punkass babysitter and shiv her in the eye with a popsicle stick. she likes it. we get it on.

Forget Baby Einstein.

Your mom blasted you with Baby de Sade, didn't she?

 

[Lord_Steve]

Lovecraft definitely was a racist but lived in racist times. hell in Rats in the walls the main character had a cat named "Nigger man" as for a poor writer. name one from the last century whose influence is so far spread. the Cthulhu mythos has been expanded upon and borrowed from for over sixty years.

Everyone from Robert Bloch and Robert Howard up to Stephen King and Brian Lumley has been influenced by him. Shit "bro" he put the necronimicon on the map. Search any top horror writer of all time list and he is usually number one if not he is always top three.

Obviously you do not have to like his work it isn't for everyone. In your case it is not because he writes in an older style and everything is hinted at and not explained. Some one like you was raised on splatter flicks and instant gratification and you have a very limited imagination because of that.

You are right though why do I post here? Maybe because I am a purist and your posing annoys me. Your a cyber "cool guy" that if he lost the internet for a day wouldn't be able to tie your shoes because there would not be a you tube video to show you how.

I will leave you to be mocked and mock depending on how you see this thread. I will leave you to be the butt of jokes by people who are really into this life style and think you are the joke that you are. Think what you want at the end of the day you couldn't dom a doorknob.

m-m-me? a j-j-joke? how could you? how DARE you.

let's take this outside, old man. Horsewhips at dawn, at the old pavilion!

c'mon man let's go *rips off jacket* you think you a tough guy? *tears off shirt* come at me bro *unzips skin, throws it on ground* come on if you comin *menaces you with my sharpened ribcage*

ehehe

 

[Etoile]

You are right though why do I post here? Maybe because I am a purist and your posing annoys me. Your a cyber "cool guy" that if he lost the internet for a day wouldn't be able to tie your shoes because there would not be a you tube video to show you how.

I will leave you to be mocked and mock depending on how you see this thread. I will leave you to be the butt of jokes by people who are really into this life style and think you are the joke that you are. Think what you want at the end of the day you couldn't dom a doorknob.

Still, dude?

 

[Etoile]

You need this, I think... in black pen, thanks

Oh I like this. *keeps*