Tumblr's Finest Dominant

[Allyourbase]

Sup dawg, we herd you like topping dawgs with collas, so we got you a top dawg colla...

http://www.luxurypetdept.com/files/Top%20Dog%20Collars.jpg

...so you can top yo dawg with a colla while topping yo collad dawg. Holla.

 

[Etoile]

Merci bien, Etoile, for bringing this little gem to Lit.

I just had to share! It was too wonderful to keep to myself!!

idea:
wanna get 2 wet + willing SoCal babes in cages and train them up with my extensive knowledge of mma takedowns and fighting styles.

put em in a ring in crotchless TapOut shorts and make em fight like pokemans for the Steve’s affection…

then take the lucky girl and tie her up with her own hair extensions and show her my submission holds

I'm liking the attention to detail - TapOut shorts!

 

[rekane]

I just had to share! It was too wonderful to keep to myself!!



I'm liking the attention to detail - TapOut shorts!

This is so amazing!
If it is a joke, I think I'm in love.
If not, please, universe, don't let him pass on genetic material.

 

[Aurantica]

Another quote from the Twue-dom:
wanna get 2 wet + willing SoCal babes in cages and train them up with my extensive knowledge of mma takedowns and fighting styles.

put em in a ring in crotchless TapOut shorts and make em fight like pokemans for the Steve’s affection…

then take the lucky girl and tie her up with her own hair extensions and show her my submission holds

Who the hell calls them pokemans anymore?
Also, what on earth is this guy smoking?

 

[Tilia_Fondi]

WHAT

THE

FUCK!!



hahahaha this has made my day, i wish I could believe it was for real though, I was going to suggest everyone contact him to ask for training but there are no contact details, boo my fun is ruined!

 

[Netzach]

I think this thing is way way funnier than "bad BDSM advice"

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

fo shizzle my nizzle...that is giggle-riffic.

 

[satindesire]

His pokemans.

Let him show you them.

In reality I fear he is...
FOREVER ALONE

ElOhFuckingEl!! XD

Sup dawg, we herd you like topping dawgs with collas, so we got you a top dawg colla...


...so you can top yo dawg with a colla while topping yo collad dawg. Holla.

This thread is memetastic.

 

[Etoile]

This thread is memetastic.

me gusta

 

[seela]

let me benchpress you

girl, put that ass in an isolation suit and let me do some reps.

i am strong like a lion and also fierce like a lion. let me tie you up and bounce your hungry v-jay on my dick and see who gets tired first

it’s going to be you because i do pushups+curls every day

The blog is full of epic win!
He's even posted a nifty little welCUMing .gif to his cyberpalace of pleasure there.

 

[laceandcogs]

You had me at "TapOut shorts", Steve. Bestill my beat-boxing heart, yo.

 

[neci]

let my dick be your doggy treats, girl.




*swoon*

 

[Aurantica]

He's even posted a nifty little welCUMing .gif to his cyberpalace of pleasure there.

Because that is SOOOO original lol

 

[Etoile]

let me pimp ur gimp ass, girl, let errybody in tha club do the deed while you bite that ball gag.

more like balls gag

gag on my balls girl

So...how does that work...anatomically?

 

[seela]

So...how does that work...anatomically?

Tea bagging with humongous testes? Although that would probably be smothering rather than gagging. Maybe they're just super long? But he's teh mastah, nothing's impossible for him!

But what really raises questions is why he would want someone to bite his balls. Are we detecting a little masochistic streak in our hero here? No wayz, that can't be! He's a True Dominate and True Dominates don't have masochistic streaks.

 

[Ellafun]

Just had to drop in and add my two cents, because I really, really needed a good laugh, and this certainly didn't disappoint!

I'm going to have a hard time not equating yellow jelloshots with watersports from now on...

Thank you for posting this, Etoile!

 

[notalwaysweak]

me: black leather pants and mesh top, leather baseball cap

you and your hot friend: white lace panties and ballgags, nipple clamps hell yeahz

the scene: guitar hero rock-off

it gets five stars on Freebird or it gets the riding crop bitch

Silence of the Lambs reference AND Guitar Hero. I'm in love.

 

[neci]

Tea bagging with humongous testes? Although that would probably be smothering rather than gagging. Maybe they're just super long? But he's teh mastah, nothing's impossible for him!

But what really raises questions is why he would want someone to bite his balls. Are we detecting a little masochistic streak in our hero here? No wayz, that can't be! He's a True Dominate and True Dominates don't have masochistic streaks.

ball breath play...

*swoon*





you can suck and gag on balls without using teeth.

*nods*

eta. i just reread that. i really wish you could ask him questions on his blog. man. heh. teeth. hmmmm...

 

[Kojote]

ok this next scene is going to be just like the end of pulp fiction only you’re a chick (not gay) and not bruce willis and you don’t kill me at the end because I keep all my sweet-ass replica swords locked securely away (safety first bitches)

That's wise.
Oh so wise!
We can actually learn from it:
If you are some total Steve you'd better keep your sweet-ass replica swords locked away.
Who knows what mum would do if she got to see them ...?

Thank you Etoile!
But one question arises:
How deep did you have to dig to find that?
What dark places do you visit in the net to stumble across something like this?

 

[Etoile]

Thank you Etoile!
But one question arises:
How deep did you have to dig to find that?
What dark places do you visit in the net to stumble across something like this?

LOL. I was just looking at the "bdsm" tag on Tumblr. It popped up there.

 

[popcorn2721]

Yeah, archive that one.. well be back for more.

 

[where]

ittle lady i was doing last night didn’t appreciate my flow tho… i had her on her knees and I was puttin my clips on them sweetass titties and lettin her taste the Steve-sausage (Stausage) and I just heard a beat drop in my head and had to let loose.

stausage. too fucking much.

I'd do him in a heartbeart. anyone who can make me laugh like that is worth a shag.

 

[YourCaptor]

stausage. too fucking much.

I'd do him in a heartbeart. anyone who can make me laugh like that is worth a shag.

Pervert

 

[where]

Pervert

and?




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[YourCaptor]

and?




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Umm... slut?