Tumblr's Finest Dominant

[where]

Umm... slut?

you say that like it's a good thing!

 

[YourCaptor]

you say that like it's a good thing!

Did you think it was bad? Bad girl.

 

[popcorn2721]

Ya know I just got to thinking that if this guy found out we were all admiring his dommieness... His little ego would be buised beyond repair, let's keep it here an hope he continues his blog. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long time. Thanks E.

 

[seela]

This thread needs a bump.

Lots of new goodness to be read in his blog.

new concept 2 pioneer: metaphysical bondage

i will penetrate u in ways that shouldn’t be possible in the eyes of a just and caring god

ill doubleteam u with my bro just so we can call u the “large hardon collider” nohomo

make u get down on all fours and crawl towards my masterly cock and watch your growing frustration as zenos paradox keeps u from the deep dicking u deserve. (i may also shoot arrows at you)

 

[Vixandra]

-i will surgically ram my penis right thru ur brainstem like u had a bomb trigger or something in ur hand and i just have one shot to shut down ur nervous system and save the president barack obama from the bomb u implanted in his wife after sexually seducing her (previous fantasy scene)

Oh thank you for bumping this seela, I needed the laugh.

*returns to giggling*

 

[DVS]

...us real doms got to disassociate ourselves from those pseudobros and their weakass h*mo spreader bars they probably pick up on sale at walmart or some shit…

no offence to my h*mobros, you know i got much love for ya. but not that kind, gross lol

My God, I got my parts at Home Depot! Is that the same as Walmart? Shit, I'm a poser!!

 

[DVS]

i'm p much the best dom in tha oc region (represnt motherfucksa), shit's crazy. got more black leather than i got black friends and i got a lot of black friends (not racist)

I have no black leather at all. Shit, I'm a racist after all, and didn't even know it!

No, wait...I've got a flogger that is black leather. Whew!

 

[Etoile]

Yeah, I pretty much love this guy.

 

[rekane]

OH

MY

GOD

When did lordsteve start taking comments/questions?

*busily crafting note to his awesomeness*

 

[FloggingMolly]

-i will surgically ram my penis right thru ur brainstem

He's already surgically rammed his fail into my logic and grammar lobes...

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

PMSL

Anonymous asked: Lord Steve your cock measurements fluctuate wildly. What is your actual size?

research indicates: big enuff to stun but not kill most of wildlife in the socal area with 1 hit

 

[Aurantica]

This from his post entitled "u better take it like a good girl"


or ill snake my prehensile prong down ur naughty throat and wrap it around ur medula oblonga until u hearin colors and touching smells.

u aint never been throatfucked til u had my long-ass monkeydick prodding ur memory center and erasing your sense of self

I've got to give him credit for spelling medulla oblangata mostly right.
Basic anatomy and knowing what exactly this area does.... not so much.

 

[FloggingMolly]

This from his post entitled "u better take it like a good girl"


or ill snake my prehensile prong down ur naughty throat and wrap it around ur medula oblonga until u hearin colors and touching smells.

u aint never been throatfucked til u had my long-ass monkeydick prodding ur memory center and erasing your sense of self

I've got to give him credit for spelling medulla oblangata mostly right.
Basic anatomy and knowing what exactly this area does.... not so much.

Its almost like his inner geek is trying to rip its way out, huh?

 

[notalwaysweak]

ZENO'S PARADOX.

I think I'm in love.

 

[chy_girl]

So...how does that work...anatomically?

Prosthesis?

 

[Lord_Steve]

Hey yall whats good up in this place

 

[Etoile]

Hey yall whats good up in this place

Everything is good. But are you really Lord_Steve? Post on your Tumblr if you're really on Literotica! We want to know if the celebrity in our midst is for real...

 

[Nina327]

Several parts of my brain are now permanently twitching...

Thanks E!

 

[Etoile]

You're so welcome.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Everything is good. But are you really Lord_Steve? Post on your Tumblr if you're really on Literotica! We want to know if the celebrity in our midst is for real...

You doubt me...? check it out dog.

 

[Lord_Steve]

As it was written so has it come to pass...

http://lordsteve.tumblr.com/post/5436842649/actually-fuck-this-spygame-shit

Yall know where to find me.

 

[Etoile]

You doubt me...? check it out dog.

We have had lame poseurs in the past who shall not be named. You are the real thing. Very glad to have you here, you have many fans! Keep it real.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wow. No offense to the fine crowd here but I just checked Lord_Steve's site and if this guy is the be all end all then I should break out the leather and tell the wife I'm coming out of retirement.

I'm sorry, but guys who talk like yuppie frat boys trying to be "down" with the homies are about as intimidating as my teenage daughters dumb ass boyfriends.

I bet it plays well with the posers but in the places I've been you'd be chewed up and spit back talking like that. College coeds may buy that crap but I know woman that would have you begging to clean their filthy feet in minutes.

Please.

 

[Nina327]

We have had lame poseurs in the past who shall not be named. You are the real thing. Very glad to have you here, you have many fans! Keep it real.

Such eloquence Lady E...

 

[lovecraft68]

Okay I just burned some time reading through most of this post and most of you guys are not taking this boob seriously. Whew!