TxRad is stalking me.
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TxRad
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Pfffft!
TxRad tried stalking me, but as soon as I let him catch me and he saw the genuine, Lorena Bobbit Collecters Edition Ginsu knife in my hand he screamed like a little girl and ran away!
Freakin' big wuss!
Amy, Amy, Amy
Put your glasses on dear, that wasn't the genuine, Lorena Bobbit Collecters Edition Ginsu knife you had, it was spatula. I wasn't screaming, I was laughing my ass off as I headed back to town and got the hell out of all those corn fields.
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Amy, Amy, Amy
Put your glasses on dear, that wasn't the genuine, Lorena Bobbit Collecters Edition Ginsu knife you had, it was spatula. I wasn't screaming, I was laughing my ass off as I headed back to town and got the hell out of all those corn fields.
what the 'ell is a "Lorena Bobbit Collecters Edition Ginsu knife"
TxRad
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Lorena Bobbit is the lady that cut off her husbands dick and threw it out a car window later in the day. He later had another one sewed on and became a porn star. Believe it or not.
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Q: How many stalkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One... because he'll never give up.
(Git um' Tx!)
I knew I'd get support from somewhere.
SweetWitch
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Pfffft!
TxRad tried stalking me, but as soon as I let him catch me and he saw the genuine, Lorena Bobbit Collecters Edition Ginsu knife in my hand he screamed like a little girl and ran away!
Freakin' big wuss!
You're my hero.
You sure you wanna find out?
JackLuis
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Careful HP that's an Americanism. Ms Bobbit conflated with a Ginsu Knife, advertized here for "Only 12.95 and If you call right know you get two, two Ginsu Knives for the price of one!"
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I know what a 'knife' is. And even something of sub-species, such as Bread, Carving, Vegetable, but what's a 'ginsu' ?
All Wiki could tell me was that it was an advertising trick used for the first time on USA TV. It did not mention what this knife was FOR.
Molly, as long as it does not vanish into my thorax, yes, please.
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What the heck happened here?
We had a nice stalking thread going and then all of a sudden, we've got Ms Bobbitt and her friggin knife sales special.
Yeah, but they cut cans!! Plus they stay sharp enough afterwards to slice a tomato with ease!
Anywho, how do you stalk someone who won't run.
Um... Marry them?
TxRad
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couch and popcorn machine? Get your ass out here and give me a hand. So many great ladies here and so little time.
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couch and popcorn machine? Get your ass out here and give me a hand. So many great ladies here and so little time.
Can I be of any assistance?
TxRad
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Can I be of any assistance?
Prey... uh, prey tell, yes you can as a matter of fact. 
You walk that way and I'll droll, I mean, follow you.
SweetWitch
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What the heck happened here?
We had a nice stalking thread going and then all of a sudden, we've got Ms Bobbitt and her friggin knife sales special.
Anywho, how do you stalk someone who won't run.
I never run. I always turn and fight.
Care for a Christmas cookie? I've been baking for days.
TxRad
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What if I'm a lover, not a fighter? What then?
Fool just loves to get girls cookies. Oh, you meant baked good.
Never mind, Fool. False alarm.
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You walk that way and I'll droll, I mean, follow you.
I LOVE it!
Okay predator, I'm headin' that way ->................................
(Turn around and look at you.) My - you're drooling!
SweetWitch
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What if I'm a lover, not a fighter? What then?
Fool just loves to get girls cookies. Oh, you meant baked good.
Never mind, Fool. False alarm.
I have no response.
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OK. I get it now. Pretty good kitchen knife there, I think.
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I liked the bit about her driving with his willy in one hand and the knife in the other.
What was she steering with ?
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PS. Apologies for the interruption.
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I liked the bit about her driving with his willy in one hand and the knife in the other.
What was she steering with ?
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PS. Apologies for the interruption.
TxRad
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The heel of her hand would be my guess.
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Now back to our regularly scheduled stalking, already in progress.
SweetWitch
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Lorena was a very angry woman who was pushed to the breaking point. She may have gone a step too far, but the dickless man was known to be quite abusive.
