UK Madhouse

[Loon]

so does that mean u like me forever now? or just until i say something that nots favourable to u?

and pray tell.. how do u settle a high sex drive..one painstaking night at a time..*without* it getting boring..and dull..and monotonous..and repetitive..and u get the picture..

I am a simple creature. If I say I like you then it's pretty much an ongoing thing no matter what. It takes less energy that way.

As for the other...a vivid imagination helps.

But if you really want to kill your sex drive, try writing porn. Not the sort of porn that YOU like, the sort of porn that the average low-brow bloke would get turned on by. And then give yourself a really novel restriction like...no more than 160 letters per paragraph.

See what that does to your urges. Damn near killed mine.

 

[Loon]

i have this really naive friend.. bless him, he's only 17.. and he likes this girl who likes him as a "mate" and he's thinking up ways to get her to like him more...

and it would be so easy to screw him over..she best not try!

How naive are we talking here? Is he still using training wheels?

 

[CweeTrix]

do u need to kill yrs some more?

i hate doing things by myself if i can team up with somebody else

 

[Loon]

do u need to kill yrs some more?

i hate doing things by myself if i can team up with somebody else

hehe...well it can't hurt to try!

 

[CweeTrix]

How naive are we talking here? Is he still using training wheels?

pfft.. he's very sweet, very naive, very christian..add some confusion into the mix.... i think its more hormones than anythin else but of course he's too sweet for me to say somethin like that !!! lol

 

[CweeTrix]

hehe...well it can't hurt to try!

lets link up then baby!!!

u can call me on *whispers*

 

[CweeTrix]

i'm all alone again..darn it!

 

[Loon]

All alone? I think not.

 

[CweeTrix]

All alone? I think not.

oh hurray!

i'm all alone with loon *insert leer*

 

[Loon]

oh hurray!

i'm all alone with loon *insert leer*

Are you sure that's a good thing?

I'm pretty happy about the situation....but then I'm usually alone with Loon.

 

[CweeTrix]

Are you sure that's a good thing?

I'm pretty happy about the situation....but then I'm usually alone with Loon.

i could ask u the same thing.. considering i peeped in thru yr window not long ago and definitely liked what i saw! and what i like, i get

 

[Loon]

i could ask u the same thing.. considering i peeped in thru yr window not long ago and definitely liked what i saw! and what i like, i get

That was you?

Gosh.

I knew I should have gone out and got a closer look...

 

[CweeTrix]

That was you?

Gosh.

I knew I should have gone out and got a closer look...

not always a rodent u know... i do like watching u.. u fascinate me... especially when you're doing one of yr writing bits and u lean back to take a rest and...

is it getting uncanny now? or just stupid? is this lack of sleep? or just boredom!

WHERES MY HUBBY!!!!!!!

he didnt even tell me his plans for tonight.. how rude.. i hope he reads this and imagines sleeping out in his shed with the dragon.../nod!

 

[Loon]

Slightly uncanny, yes. But that's good. I like uncanny. can you throw in a bit of Eldritch and possibly Occult too? It's been a bit of a dry spell in that regard.

Hubby not back by this time? Is the man mad?

 

[CweeTrix]

u want to try asking him.. i'm not even pissed off, i'm just put out that i didnt get my DAILY DOSE OF ATTENTION! (that should catch it for me lol)

he's either working on his dragon.. or canoeing..or meditating..or with his kids.. most likely, he's probably thinking about me..

i dont do occult unfortunately.. just weird wacky stuff for me.. any other requests while you're at it?

 

[Loon]

u want to try asking him.. i'm not even pissed off, i'm just put out that i didnt get my DAILY DOSE OF ATTENTION! (that should catch it for me lol)

he's either working on his dragon.. or canoeing..or meditating..or with his kids.. most likely, he's probably thinking about me..

i dont do occult unfortunately.. just weird wacky stuff for me.. any other requests while you're at it?

Must...resist...obvious...comment!

 

[CweeTrix]

Must...resist...obvious...comment!

oh nooooooo c'mon! why would u try to restrain yrself? its useless! lay it all out .. u know u want to

 

[Loon]

oh nooooooo c'mon! why would u try to restrain yrself? its useless! lay it all out .. u know u want to

Right.

From the "any other requests" line:

1: Can you sing "My Way"?
2: Oooo I could just go a cuppa.
3: Yeah! Go on, do your Cherie Blair impersonation!
4: Passionate sex?
5: I'd like you to instigate world peace.
6: Yeah! Fix the economy!
7: Your company and conversation is all I could ever want or hope for.

there...a "magnificent" seven.

 

[CweeTrix]

which was, previous to that, the "secret" seven!

and lets see...as to yr requests:

1 + 3 would go hand in hand..
2 + 4 ditto
5 + 6 impossible!


7... ahh, you're so sweet! i'll see what i can do for u

if you tell me you're 43 i'll piss myself larfin.. other than that, carry on!

 

[Loon]

Not secret...

they were actually Seven Samurai but there was a last minute change of location and cast (thankfully).

Carry on what?

 

[CweeTrix]

with yr requests of course..

and i was talking about..actually, i'm not telling u, you'll diss her

 

[Loon]

with yr requests of course..

and i was talking about..actually, i'm not telling u, you'll diss her

Do you play chess?

I diss no one! I don't even know what the word means!

It's a rap thing, yes? But I bet it has nothing to do with disinfectant...

 

[CweeTrix]

interesting.. i wonder if thats where the word comes from..

dont ask who i've been spending time with lately, but i seem to be coming out with a lot of words i dont ordinarily use!!!! no doubt some people would find that amusing but thankfully they're not here to witness so its ok!

and no i dont play chess.. my brother once taught me.. but having no one to play with, i guess i forgot which piece does what.. besides which, i dont strategise very well at all

how about u?

(oh! unless if u meant bedroom chess! lol)

 

[CweeTrix]

right i really must go to bed now.. u stayin up still? did somebody run off with yr bed or somethin?

 

[Loon]

right i really must go to bed now.. u stayin up still? did somebody run off with yr bed or somethin?

A character flaw: if there's something interesting going on I stay awake until it stops.

This means I don't sleep much some nights.

C'est la vie. Sleep well.