UK Online Directory. v9.

[zach20092]

Good morning everyone!!!

Early and horny start to the day!!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Hail, Caesar.

About ten minutes of the bloody stuff.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Errr... *hands you a wet wipe*..... slightly too much info!

well, you know me...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Was one of the birthdays yours? If so, many happy returns!

Nope. Govt claimed that takes twenty seconds to sing HB while washing hands. Thank you though for the kind thoughts.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nope. Govt claimed that takes twenty seconds to sing HB while washing hands. Thank you though for the kind thoughts.

Oh!! Duh, Dee. That one washed right over me. *

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

well, you know me...

Never met your dirty penis though, have I !

 

[MrDevereaux]

Oh!! Duh, Dee. That one washed right over me. *

At least it didn’t get you in a lather!

 

[expertlinguist]

At least it didn’t get you in a lather!

I wouldn't mind lathering up Deprived in AZ

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

At least it didn’t get you in a lather!

I wouldn't mind lathering up Deprived in AZ

All those bubbles!!!!!

 

[JonBHappy]

Good morning bubbly people

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Morning!

https://youtu.be/t45DKmtzTHo

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

All those bubbles!!!!!

Good morning bubbly people

Fuck, now we've been invaded by the Wet Sham(poo) fans.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Leaving some birthday flowers for our Janey here today

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yBEAAOSwD3peDy5U/s-l640.jpg

 

[bw699353]

Morning fellow brits

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Never met your dirty penis though, have I !

maybe one day. if i ever get to the set in mesa.

...uhm, not that i expect you to meet my dirty penis...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Leaving some birthday flowers for our Janey here today

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yBEAAOSwD3peDy5U/s-l640.jpg

i quiver when i think of the carnage she could exact with that!

 

[HornyMarriedMale]

Lockdown Thursday

Another lockdown for a month from thurs... oh the joys... northwest area here

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

maybe one day. if i ever get to the set in mesa.

...uhm, not that i expect you to meet my dirty penis...

We’ll start with a handshake before I shake anything else, not to worry..

i quiver when i think of the carnage she could exact with that!

Yes I bet you would quiver

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Another lockdown for a month from thurs... oh the joys... northwest area here

Make sure you stock up on toilet paper!

When we had lockdown here we stocked up on whisky and Sauerkraut, to kill cooties and get our vitamin C. It worked ok so far!

 

[expertlinguist]

Another lockdown for a month from thurs... oh the joys... northwest area here

Wouldn't have happened but for those twats overcrowding boozers and having parties without social distancing . . . one consolation is that's all over Europe like a nasty rash, so us Brits are not the ones to stand out now.

I have family in Tenerife, which was somewhat not as badly effected as the rest of Europe, but their case are going up after an influx of tourists from the UK . . . good show!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Wouldn't have happened but for those twats overcrowding boozers and having parties without social distancing

Don't know about your part of the world, but here about ⅓ of those on buses and trains aren't wearing masks.

 

[expertlinguist]

FYI new Government issue rule about social distancing here

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

<waves to rest of UK Litizens from bubble>

 

[expertlinguist]

Remember: rule of 6 and your own bubble, if n°7 turns up just show them this

 

[Wand3rlust]

ah -the heady days of the rule of 6....