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[Cat]

When the chores are done it will be a visit to the local forrest today!
Three more days until New Years day. 28/12 today.

The moss like to grow in the moist and shadow, so moss grow on the north side of the tree.

Enjoy the forest!!

Oh.. (Now I just need to learn how to find my way home, when I know where North is.. )

 

[Cat]

get to church, you heathens.

.... The forest could be our church?

Yeah, we might actually be a bunch of heathens.

 

[deft]

get to church, you heathens.

Tried that. There was kind of a burning smell when I crossed the threshold, so…. not for me.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

.... The forest could be our church?

Yeah, we might actually be a bunch of heathens.

i prefer that idea anyway!

 

[snexxer]

Morning all.

Mooooorning!

A bit chilly outside, time to fill the fireplace and get some warmth.

Mmm sounds cosy.

A bear skin rug (syntethick of course) infront of the fireplace to lay down on?

You don't need synthetic. (Or syntethick, is that a specific brand )
Bare skin on a rug in front of the fire.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Tried that. There was kind of a burning smell when I crossed the threshold, so…. not for me.

careful, you might get arrested for inciting...

but that's all i'm gonna say about that

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Morning all.

Mmm sounds cosy.

You don't need synthetic. (Or syntethick, is that a specific brand )
Bare skin on a rug in front of the fire.

there's a church on fire somewhere. it was deft's doing.

 

[Cogan]

Morning all.

Mmm sounds cosy.

You don't need synthetic. (Or syntethick, is that a specific brand )
Bare skin on a rug in front of the fire.

Sorry, not my native language. Sometimes I get it a bit wrong.
Why not bare skin on bear skin?

 

[snexxer]

there's a church on fire somewhere. it was deft's doing.

Quitting drinking's been a lot easier ever since I became friends with deft the Antichrist

Hard to get buzzed someone turns all your wine into water...

 

[orangecurious]

Morning

Coffee and waffles again

 

[deft]

Hey, I love places of worship. I just don’t think I belong in them

 

[snexxer]

Sorry, not my native language. Sometimes I get it a bit wrong.
Why not bare skin on bear skin?

It's cool. It is my native language and i still get it wrong.

Now thats a better idea though.

 

[snexxer]

Morning

Coffee and waffles again

Nice, mines coffee with coffee, oh an a wee nip from the hip flask.

 

[MerryeMikee]

Hey, I love places of worship. I just don’t think I belong in them

I doubt you’re the only one feels that way!

 

[snexxer]

On point with the Sunday religious speak.

A priest and a taxi driver arrive at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes.

For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. "Thank you," the ecstatic taxi driver said.

Anticipating an even bigger mansion, the priest was dismayed when they arrived at a small 1-bedroom apartment.

"St. Peter, I'm a little puzzled," the priest began. "As a clergyman, I devoted decades of my life solely to serving the Lord. How come the taxi driver got a villa, and for me, only a small apartment?"

St. Peter smiled. "Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning.

Did someone mention bacon sarnie and a can of coke?

 

[deft]

Morning.

Did someone mention bacon sarnie and a can of coke?

Wanna veg out with me?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes. My DND was a bust yesterday.

Sigh. Teenage kids.

Trying again today

 

[deft]

Yes. My DND was a bust yesterday.

Sigh. Teenage kids.

Trying again today

Full DND here, thank fuck. Fire lit, snacks out, binge TV on.

Merry Twixmas, Wander!

 

[metrifonate]

Christmas, New Year anagram.
- chemises warranty.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it 'I've done you a bacon sandwich, Wand3r' ?

 

[deft]

Fucking anagrams at Twixmas? Read the room, dude