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[expertlinguist]

So where is this fecking subsaharan heat wave? it's been murky for the past 3 days and the best temperature was 8°C or 46° in old money!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

So where is this fecking subsaharan heat wave? it's been murky for the past 3 days and the best temperature was 8°C or 46° in old money!

bit misty as i walked around the IKEA distribution centre today.

 

[mickyp123]

bit misty as i walked around the IKEA distribution centre today.

how is Billy Bracket, Tina the Table, and simon shelf today,

 

[expertlinguist]

bit misty as i walked around the IKEA distribution centre today.

That's a fine example of modern architecture (not)

 

[geronimo_appleby]

how is Billy Bracket, Tina the Table, and simon shelf today,

the perimeter of the DISTRUBUTION centre...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That's a fine example of modern architecture (not)

the graffiti tunnel under the parkway was eye-catching.

 

[expertlinguist]

the graffiti tunnel under the parkway was eye-catching.

So are the small canisters of CO2 and the odd discarded syringe.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

So are the small canisters of CO2 and the odd discarded syringe.

no sign of N2O cannisters down there. plenty of fly-tipping and general litter around the pathways, etc. though. there are a lot of cunts out there.

 

[mickyp123]

no sign of N2O cannisters down there. plenty of fly-tipping and general litter around the pathways, etc. though. there are a lot of cunts out there.

Anti flytipping fun, far away hedge with a 50 cal

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Anti flytipping fun, far away hedge with a 50 cal

fuck me! 50 cal is a touch strong. surely a GPMG would do?

 

[mickyp123]

fuck me! 50 cal is a touch strong. surely a GPMG would do?

It was my caring side 1800 yds they wouldn’t hear a thing

 

[mickyp123]

put them in old fashioned stocks and throw their own rubbish at them

Like with a compressed air driven catapult

 

[geronimo_appleby]

you guys are scary.

 

[expertlinguist]

put them in old fashioned stocks and throw their own rubbish at them

You'd need at least Jeff Capes to throw the dumped washing machine at them!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You'd need at least Jeff Capes to throw the dumped washing machine at them!

going back in time a little there.

 

[expertlinguist]

going back in time a little there.

Those were the days

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Those were the days

did an exercise in ukraine in 2002. we got off the aircraft and were met by the local military commander. thought it was a joke at first. he wasn't very tall and was wearing one of those MASSIVE hats. seriously thought it was a parody.

 

[expertlinguist]

did an exercise in ukraine in 2002. we got off the aircraft and were met by the local military commander. thought it was a joke at first. he wasn't very tall and was wearing one of those MASSIVE hats. seriously thought it was a parody.

Those are Ukraine's secret weapons, the top of the hat is a mini flying saucer, remotely controlled, loaded with 3 pounds of Semtex, the red variety, so to confuse Putin's army.

 

[mickyp123]

did an exercise in ukraine in 2002. we got off the aircraft and were met by the local military commander. thought it was a joke at first. he wasn't very tall and was wearing one of those MASSIVE hats. seriously thought it was a parody.

Easy pickings out in the field for snipers, those hats

 

[expertlinguist]

https://i1.wp.com/timelesslife.info/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/1-17.jpg?fit=1200%2C630&ssl=1

 

[mickyp123]

https://i1.wp.com/timelesslife.info/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/1-17.jpg?fit=1200%2C630&ssl=1

6 yds to the left of the narrowest bit of the path is my guess, keep in mind I could only have a quick looky

 

[geronimo_appleby]

that image as big as a [former] soviet general's hat!

 

[mickyp123]

that image as big as a [former] soviet general's hat!

Ah center just before the bushes? I though before I could see a gilly suit lying left to right lol

 

[StrangeView]

https://i1.wp.com/timelesslife.info/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/1-17.jpg?fit=1200%2C630&ssl=1

Anybody remember Monty Python's 'How Not to be Seen' sketch?

 

[mickyp123]

Anybody remember Monty Python's 'How Not to be Seen' sketch?

Ah, he has learned the first lesson in how not to be seen, but we happen to know where he is Boom