UK Online Directory. v9.

[expertlinguist]

Only 320 shopping days left for Christmas!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Only 320 shopping days left for Christmas!

fuck off!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

fuck off!

'S not nice, you should have said "please".

 

[expertlinguist]

fuck off!

OK, where's your missus?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

OK, where's your missus?

in the dungeon.

 

[EmilyJane]

Good afternoon.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Good afternoon.

<waves>

Afternoon.

 

[EmilyJane]

<waves>

Afternoon.

Braced for snow?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Braced for snow?

That was last weekend, just rain today. Maybe a little more on Monday.

 

[Spanky1372]

GA:
People are being urged to check in on the elderly and vulnerable as cold and snowy weather threatens disruption.

An amber snow warning - meaning travel issues and power cuts are likely - has been issued for the east and south-east of England early on Sunday.

So GA, how are you?

Another London centric alarmist weather forecast, NE England and Scotland have had it already, hardly got a mention. No10 gets a flake of snow on its doorstep and it's panic stations.

I, obvs, decided not to use snowflake due it's connotations.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What a wonderful way to start back after a week's holiday. Sunday 3pm to 11pm shift.

Anyone got any anecdotes or other humour to shorten the next 3½ hours?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

GA:
People are being urged to check in on the elderly and vulnerable as cold and snowy weather threatens disruption.

An amber snow warning - meaning travel issues and power cuts are likely - has been issued for the east and south-east of England early on Sunday.

So GA, how are you?

Another London centric alarmist weather forecast, NE England and Scotland have had it already, hardly got a mention. No10 gets a flake of snow on its doorstep and it's panic stations.

I, obvs, decided not to use snowflake due it's connotations.

i'm still awesome.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

i'm still awesome.

Well that killed the thread for a couple of days.

How are your plans for the weekend coming along, Litizens?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Well that killed the thread for a couple of days.

How are your plans for the weekend coming along, Litizens?

i haz the knack.

 

[mickyp123]

i haz the knack.

Old Film, what a VHS copy

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Old Film, what a VHS copy

click (if you dare)

 

[mickyp123]

click (if you dare)

You know what I have said about your clicks after you got me once lol

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You know what I have said about your clicks after you got me once lol

diss the clcik!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

morning, UK.

 

[expertlinguist]

morning, UK.

Wotz dis? Once a week appearance? t'others must have caught the bubonic plague!

Fecking Peter-bog-horror as got more covid cases than fleas n a mangy camel!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Wotz dis? Once a week appearance? t'others must have caught the bubonic plague!

Fecking Peter-bog-horror as got more covid cases than fleas n a mangy camel!

yep. consistent throughout for higher than average. i have a couple of theories as to why that is. one of which is there's a lot of stupid out there!

 

[expertlinguist]

yep. consistent throughout for higher than average. i have a couple of theories as to why that is. one of which is there's a lot of stupid out there!

I believe the new word "Covidiots" was minted in that Parish.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Morning, Litizens.

Earlies this week, so plenty of time to enjoy the peace and quiet until those whom GA terms 'slackers' emerge for their non-essential, plague-spreading, meanderings.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I believe the new word "Covidiots" was minted in that Parish.

the c-word.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Morning, Litizens.

Earlies this week, so plenty of time to enjoy the peace and quiet until those whom GA terms 'slackers' emerge for their non-essential, plague-spreading, meanderings.

the definition of 'essential' seems to be a loose notion.