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[TiedbyChris]

I know this is a politics free thread but I’m a bit worried that world leaders are currently meeting the creator and Emperor of the Daleks.

 

[joclfc]

Just enough time to get to the toilet and back

Upstairs in the maze

 

[joclfc]

I know this is a politics free thread but I’m a bit worried that world leaders are currently meeting the creator and Emperor of the Daleks.

I don't think he's smart enough to create a Dalek, he'd have to have someone do it for him, maybe a Nuclear Holocaust?

 

[joclfc]

Time for prosecco?

Why do you ladies always turn to wine when there's down time

 

[StrentWriter]

Why do you ladies always turn to wine when there's down time

Excuse me? I turn to wine too, thank you, as does the entire country of France (a part of my overall hopelessly mixed heritage)!

Liberte, egalitie, fraternity, vin blanc!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Why do you ladies always turn to wine when there's down time

Not true... I also consider gin, vodka or Baileys

 

[metrifonate]

Not true... I also consider gin, vodka or Baileys

Anything else?

 

[deft]

Not true... I also consider gin, vodka or Baileys

My kinda woman!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Deal or No Deal is off to a poor start for the contestant ….

 

[jonnoback]

Not true... I also consider gin, vodka or Baileys

I have all of that... and plenty more. It's so handy having a full bar after lock-down

 

[Wand3rlust]

All round to Jonno's then...

 

[deft]

All round to Jonno's then...

If I'd have known booze is all it takes, after all this time...

 

[jonnoback]

All round to Jonno's then...

My daughter loves it. She doesn't really drink... but she loves to make a long strong cocktail.

 

[StrentWriter]

That’s something I really want to do one day - build a home bar. Just something for myself. Make it from a good bit of oak and polish it up, use some art deco styled mirrors behind with shelves in front for the booze…a sort of home speak easy.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Fruit machine and a sit down Space Invaders too?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Cool. Then it will be all round to Strent's

 

[PotNoodle79]

There may be a couple of Tuesday night margaritas in my near future

If yesterday was Blue Monday today has been Brown Tuesday.

 

[TiedbyChris]

I’m guessing that’s not a reference to Newcastle Brown either?

 

[StrentWriter]

Cool. Then it will be all round to Strent's

You’re always welcome Wander.

And yes I suppose we could have a few more of you reprobates…

I’m gonna need a bigger bar…

 

[PotNoodle79]

I’m guessing that’s not a reference to Newcastle Brown either?

No. Might have made the day a bit more bearable, though.

 

[StrentWriter]

Fruit machine and a sit down Space Invaders too?

Sir. I have class.

Pac-Man.

Pool table and a darts board though.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Sir. I have class.

Pac-Man.

Pool table and a darts board though.

I’d have settled for Asteroids or even Defender but the Pool and Darts is a fair trade off

 

[Ironfan]

I could use a drink. My body aches in places I didn't know about after trying yoga

 

[Wand3rlust]

I could use a drink. My body aches in places I didn't know about after trying yoga

It's very good for you.

 

[TiedbyChris]

I could use a drink. My body aches in places I didn't know about after trying yoga

But did you fart on your first time? Asking for a friend