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[Wand3rlust]

Morning friends. I am chocka

 

[Wand3rlust]

i wonder which genius in whitehall decided it would be a great idea to raise the reserve age for the armed forces to 65?
i'm sure those dickheads sit in spoons and play the: 'hey, how about we try this?' game.
still, should be good for a GP appoinment at least...

War prep.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

War prep.

banging the drum, but nobody is listening.

 

[PotNoodle79]

War prep.

Nothing gets you ready for engaging the enemy better than 2 warm Stellas and an overly salty Spoons mixed grill.

 

[StrentWriter]

Halfway through the day. Looking forward to a good soak and a drink at the end of today, going to need it. Hope everyone’s doing ok

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Nothing gets you ready for engaging the enemy better than 2 warm Stellas and an overly salty Spoons mixed grill.

i'm more of a fan of the wraps in spoons...

 

[PotNoodle79]

Can't actually remember the last time I went to a spoons. I know it's the last decade or so!

 

[metrifonate]

Can't actually remember the last time I went to a spoons. I know it's the last decade or so!

Just enough time to get to the toilet and back

 

[PotNoodle79]

Just enough time to get to the toilet and back

As accurately demonstrated below



Edit...this is actually more accurate!

 

[Wand3rlust]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

 

[cheekygirl75]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

Time for prosecco?

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

It’s play time

 

[deft]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

Naked Twister.

 

[TomTeacher19]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

Nap?

Jelly donut?

Dance party?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why did I think I'd get a sensible idea out of you lot??

 

[deft]

Why did I think I'd get a sensible idea out of you lot??

Hope springs eternal.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You think she'd be knackered by now.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

As accurately demonstrated below

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Edit...this is actually more accurate!

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ah, see, i have a legitimate reason to use the disabled dunny in spoons.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Nap?

Jelly donut?

Dance party?

jelly doughnut? are you merrycan? 'cos that sounds fucking awful.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

check emails from adult work?

 

[TiedbyChris]

My client has cancelled. Now what?

Don’t go to the appointment

 

[StrentWriter]

Why did I think I'd get a sensible idea out of you lot??

Why on earth would you assume that???

 

[jonnoback]

Why did I think I'd get a sensible idea out of you lot??

Not sure about the rest but I assumed the best (or worst ) answer would win a prize of some sort.

 

[StrentWriter]

Naked Twister.

Colour me surprised and tie me up in knots!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Not sure about the rest but I assumed the best (or worst ) answer would win a prize of some sort.

a jelly donut?