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[TheMarksman]

It’s Pimms o’clock somewhere…

I meant to post this yesterday but finished it before I could take a pic. Oops.

Better late than never…

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am laying in the shade under a tree.

 

[deft]

I am laying in the shade under a tree.

I’m shaded by my large erection.

For context…

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-right-now-🔮.1557041/page-4529#post-102962156

 

[Wand3rlust]

I was brave. I clicked the link. You are fortunate.

I dont have a large erection, sadly.

 

[deft]

I was brave. I clicked the link. You are fortunate.

I dont have a large erection, sadly.

Would you like one?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Its a rare person who would turn down an offer like that.

No ta.

 

[deft]

Jeez. I can’t even give it away

Tough crowd.

 

[jason28053]

I am laying in the shade under a tree.

Who’s the lucky bloke you’re laying?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not @deft

 

[deft]

Not @deft

I've a good mind to withold your breakfast sausage, young lady.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've a good mind to withold your breakfast sausage, young lady.

Yeah like that'll ever happen...

 

[deft]

Yeah like that'll ever happen...

We'll soon find out when you're gagging for a length of hot, thick, mouth-watering meat.

 

[jonnoback]

I was brave. I clicked the link. You are fortunate.

I dont have a large erection, sadly.

I have a spare. It’s a bit wobbly and discoloured but I’ve spent two summers trying to remember to freecycle it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

We'll soon find out when you're gagging for a length of hot, thick, mouth-watering meat.

Stop.superimposing your own fantasies onto other people @deft - we have been through this before...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have a spare. It’s a bit wobbly and discoloured but I’ve spent two summers trying to remember to freecycle it.

You're really selling it to me...

 

[jonnoback]

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It’s all right. I’m not nude gardening. Not today anyway

 

[jonnoback]

You're really selling it to me...

You haven’t seen it up close, fully erect, yet

 

[TiedbyChris]

Anyone suffering sunstroke?

I’m sure the geezer on BBC News just said it will still be 26 degrees at 11pm in London tonight. Think I’ll have (need) a cold shower and then hit beer garden again!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Still faster than if you had to cycle all the way home.

Made it home in just under 6 hours. Not bad at all for a bank holiday Monday

 

[Cogan]

Made it home in just under 6 hours. Not bad at all for a bank holiday Monday

I’m impressed! It’s somewere between 550-600 km and I’m sure there were some roadworks too.
Well done!

 

[jonnoback]

Still hot … weirdly Groundhog Day is on the TV

 

[TiedbyChris]

Beer garden was cooler than my house is now! Can’t open windows down here coz the lights will attract dodgy flying things

 

[mickyp123]

Anyone suffering sunstroke?

I’m sure the geezer on BBC News just said it will still be 26 degrees at 11pm in London tonight. Think I’ll have (need) a cold shower and then hit beer garden again!

Sunstroke, is that a new fetish?

 

[deft]

Sunstroke, is that a new fetish?

I tried it once, but it doesn't half burn the intimate areas!

 

[mickyp123]

I tried it once, but it doesn't half burn the intimate areas!

hope its got nothing to do with Uranus