UK Personals Chat

[Astroman]

Sorry, It's not eassy to trip with mu arns by ny sides.

 

[Brolli]

Gak!

I swear, one of these days I'm going to give AOL such a damned good thrashing.....
**ahem** So anyway, got much planned for today, Astro?

 

[Astroman]

Housework,which i should be doing now .thats about it for to day.

A househusbands work is never done,still it has it.s good side. enjoyed the world cup (in between the housework of course)

Hey, i have lost my virginity.

If you get bored try. www.flashyourrack.com should kill a bit of time.

 

[Brolli]

Hmmm...

Housework, you poor, poor sod.

Anyway, where's that link goto? I'm too afraid to click on it.

 

[Astroman]

A bit of harmless fun go enjoy.

Honestly.

 

[Brolli]

Well... okay then!

Hmm... lemme see... OOOH! Boobs! heh heh heh...

Nice one!

 

[Astroman]

Check out,GRANMA (in top 25)

WOOOOOOOOOOOW INDEEEEEEEEEEED (or is it just me)

 

[Astroman]

Brolli got to go now. Having fun ?.(Keep the hands ABOVE the desk)

You can all come out now!.Me my cyber BO and the inferiority complex are going. (joke)

 

[Brolli]

Later

Bye bye, Astro. Have fun washing them pots and pans!
And where the heck is Poetic? She isn't here being her teasing self, think something's happened to her? tune in, next time to find out, on LITEROTICAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Southsider]

the land that time forgot

*pokes head round door and looks in. All is quiet save for the sound of the wind through the dark trees producing an eerie but incesent whistling noise. Tumbleweed saunters past. Empty crisp packets and other unidentified rubbish are carried by on the wind, chasing after the weed. Somewhere in the unseen distance a chuch bell rings folornly. To see a human form here is beyond expectation. It's almost as though someone has told a really, really bad joke and no-one dare ever speak again. Ever. Ever, ever. (this is all lost on our American cousins isn't it? Gooood.)*

Just stopping by, very briefly.

 

[guser]

so ok

any females out there wanna swap some email fun...email me at said addy below

 

[stanners]

Gang Bang

poetic dreamer - i've always imagined a scenario of say 5 guys to 1 girl - sufficient one hopes to satisfy even the most demanding nymphette but ensuring all the guys receive something simultaneously (imagination needed here!)

Would I take part ? On the basis all the guys were wrapped up - sure!

However I would hate for it to be a free for all - a gang rape isnt what Id want.

For me sex is a pure thing of enjoyment and giving - not violence and taking. Even in a group scenario an ordered system for pleasuring all would be simple to do.

As for age - experience improves technique but with out experience how does one learn ? An oxymoron maybe.

I feel saddened when I chat to people or look at sites and we or vwe only need apply - how sad that size is an issue.

DO us guys insist on size of breast, clitoris, labia ?

I look forward to the ladies responses with delight

xx

 

[kinkyshell]

Size is no issue............

Size is not an issue, it's not what you have got, but what you do with it and how good you are at using it !!!!!

We all know that not every guy is a well hung stud that can go for hours. men are not all sexual dynamos, most guys are just average (there is a reason for the word average). Women do not believe that there lovers have to be super exceptional, just good!!!!!!

Not all us ladies are the perfect size ten, madly craving the aforementioned stud. Most women don't like large men, as it feels quite uncomfortable.

Women are far from perfect, as are men, but extraordinary people make extraordinary things happen, everyone is capable of this.

Too many misconseptions live in our soceity, so let's put the world to rights and just have fun........

I must be feeling really strange today... wonder what could have caused that?

 

[big salami]

Re: Size is no issue............

Size is not an issue, it's not what you have got, but what you do with it and how good you are at using it !!!!!

We all know that not every guy is a well hung stud that can go for hours. men are not all sexual dynamos, most guys are just average (there is a reason for the word average). Women do not believe that there lovers have to be super exceptional, just good!!!!!!

Not all us ladies are the perfect size ten, madly craving the aforementioned stud. Most women don't like large men, as it feels quite uncomfortable.

Women are far from perfect, as are men, but extraordinary people make extraordinary things happen, everyone is capable of this.

Too many misconseptions live in our soceity, so let's put the world to rights and just have fun........

I must be feeling really strange today... wonder what could have caused that?

i've really got no idea shell, c u later!!




The Big Salami has spoken! and winks as he leaves!!
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[kinkyshell]

All is quiet........

It would seem that everyone has left me here all alone, me thinks my Master is out to play, Brolli must be at work, Astro is doing the chores and the rest of you are out having Friday night fun.........

I am all alone, oh what is a girl to do???
<waits for instructions>

Someone save me - there's no telling what I might have to resort to...................

 

[Astroman]

Evening Kinky, shell i am here floating around the broads.
Nice to meet you .

 

[kinkyshell]

Thank god there is life on this planet......

Hi Astro,

I was beginning to believe that I would have to resort to other things this evening...........

I may do that aswell............

Sorry I digress, so is there anything new in the world of erotic chat?

 

[Astroman]

no slow going .how about you and me spice things up.

 

[kinkyshell]

Just say the word....

I'm up for that Astro, where would you like to start?

 

[Astroman]

You start it been so slow here i need a kick up the bum to get me going.

 

[kinkyshell]

Do we really know, what turns us on?

We think we do until we try something new, then we realise we want more, how do we know when to stop wanting more?
How do we know we can have more, if we don't try?

So tell me Astro, do you want more?

 

[Astroman]

That is just the kick up the bum i need .

YES PLEASE.

 

[kinkyshell]

Is sex an adventure that you want everyone to see, or are closed curtains and dark rooms more appealing?

 

[Astroman]

Do we really know, what turns us on?

We think we do until we try something new, then we realise we want more, how do we know when to stop wanting more?
How do we know we can have more, if we don't try?

So tell me Astro, do you want more?

kinkyshell yes, that why i have that singnature.
The hard part is it can take two but, are they both willing.

 

[kinkyshell]

Willing is, as willing does, so ask?