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37 year old divorced BBW - big beautiful woman - from South West of England. 5'8'' tall, cuddly/voluptuous, short dark hair and jade green eyes. WLTM intelligent men from anywhere in the UK. I love writing sexy stories.
 
Hi Jade

It's good to have another female here.
It won't be long before the men arrive, so hang on in there.
 
Astro are you still there, or have you left me too?

What urges have you, that lay unfulfilled?
 
If you got my pm you will know by now.
Have got all night for the rest ?.
 
Hey!

Hi, jade. a newcommer to the board!
**lets off party poppers**
I'd seranade you with my GEE-tar, but when tuning it up, the E-string broke, so I am now a bit miffed...
I CAN'T BELIEVE I BROKE ME E-STRING!!!
**ahem**
So how is everybody? Shell, sexy as ever? Astro, stinky as ever? Dreamer, poetic as ever?

Paul
xxxx
 
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Astro - what ya doin?

Brolli, Kinky is as Kinky does !!!!

We are all kinky in our own way - aren't we?
 
Kinky

I can define kinky in just one word - Shell

But seriously now - am I ever serious?
Kinky is as far as you want to take it, isn't it?
 
Hey roley

I'd define kinky as... weird sex. IE not the norm "do it in the usual styles in the bedroom" type thing. The farther from the norm, the kinkier it is. Missionary on the kitchen table, legs akimbo, could be slightly kinky... doing it in some style that is sue donly in the phillipines 'cos it's technically illega; aeverywhere else is a bit MORE kinky.
Doing it on a tabel in the middle of a crowded restaurante whilst dressed in BDSM gear, in the same illegal possition, i class as so kinky not only is a bucket of water needed, but a whole god damn ocean.

Paul
xxxx
 
And an ocean is what you would get babe!!!!!!

Everyone is Kinky
But shall we wait and let others define it for us?
 
Kinky is as kinky does

I know everyone is kinky. You ahve to be really sad (or a mormon) not to be kinky. I mena, hwo hans't at least fantisised about fucking in somewhere other than a bed, in a style other than missionary (that's "man-on-top")?

Paul
xxxx
 
Re: Kinky

kinkyshell said:
I can define kinky in just one word - Shell

But seriously now - am I ever serious?
Kinky is as far as you want to take it, isn't it?


How far is far??? I mean do you stop cos you feel uncomfortable with whats happening or is it because its unknown.

What would you say is the kinkiest thing youve ever done??
 
Me?

I'd have to say... fucking this girl i know in various positions in a cemetary, and i'm pretty sure somebody from the upstaits stroy of a near-by house was watching us.

What about you, Roley?

(as far as kinky is concerned, if you feel awkward about it, just don't do it. You wouldn't jump off a bridge if somebody told you that it gives you an orgasm, would you?)

Paul
xxxx
 
Re: Kinky is as kinky does

Brolli said:
I know everyone is kinky. You ahve to be really sad (or a mormon) not to be kinky. I mena, hwo hans't at least fantisised about fucking in somewhere other than a bed, in a style other than missionary (that's "man-on-top")?

Paul
xxxx

I wouldnt class that as kinky!! its very rare we have sex in the missionary position or in a bed come to that.
 
Kinkiness

Kinky, to me, just means defying the norm, and the norm IS sterietypically, "in bed, man on top".
 
Kinky

Everyone has there own boundaries and we all stop at uncomfortable, we all have to define uncomfortable in our own way.

At some point painful punishment becomes disfunctional and disfunctional lives right around the corner from abusive - know your limits. Keep it mild, pleasurable, safe, sane and consenual.

Be as Kinky as you can and feel the pleasure it brings..........
 
kinky

hmmm as long as you dont make it your "norm" sex should be spontanious as much as possible, not regarded as something that should be done only in bed...

Now that about that cemetary, it wasnt the one opposite my house was it???
 
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