UK Personals Chat

[UKPoeticDreamer]

*perk*

Or out of one?


*SMILE*


D

 

[Brolli]

Uniforms

Well, I've had a few uniforms in my time...
First there was my army uniform that i wore very briefly, before my knee decided it might like to self destruct/dislocate badly, and thus end my life-long ambition of becomming an army officer (soon after i was dropped from the TA/officer recruitment scheme i dropped out of 6th Form).
My second, and current, uniform is that of a Healthcare Assistant... White nurses tunic with grey appaulettes and trousers, and man is the tunic is tight!
I think i looked good in both of them, but i preferd my army kit.... i still a Rifle Sling that i unwittingly 'borrowed' lying around somewhere... comes inquite handy... a few modifications and it's a belt.

Paul
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[Southsider]

Fortunately my mother has never volunteered an opinion on how good I'd look out of a uniform. This is south London after all, not the Southern States! I'm feeling confident enough to suggest that I might have what you're looking for now though PD. In body terms.

Becoming Maverick was where my ambitions lay - imperfect eye-sight put paid to that one.

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Keeping it in the family...

*laugh* I would not know myself but have met a few who have been into that whole mother father brother sister stuff. Some on the main board. Damn, now that would be scary. I don't know what it is but living with someone for 17 years and them making your life a living hell really takes the sexual energy out of any relationship.

Sounds like a marriage huh?

*giggle*

I am still fantasizing about Brolli and Southsider in uniform pardon me while I drift off.

D

 

[Brolli]

Mmm, yummy

Poetic, you can include me in your fantasies anytime.
But, i must agree, I honestly can't see the whole thing with incest.

 

[Southsider]

So long as I'm in the fantasy, that's good enough for me baby.

See you kids tomorrow.

 

[Brolli]

Breaking the silence...

Okay, this is really pissing me off...

According to this i;m oflfine, but i'm not, i'm RIGHT HERE!
ARGH! BAKAYAROU NO BAKA!

Okay, I'm here, i'm speaking, why isn't anybody else?
PD, you there hun? Did you get my IM, or is my Net being gay?

Paul
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[Astroman]

I'm going now so i will say goodbye.

Goodbye.

 

[Brolli]

Bah!

Everyone's leaving me... **sniffle**

Soon, i'll be all alone, surrounded by these... **gulps** americans, and their renaming of things, and their bakwards ways of thinking...

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

God how embarassing

I just insulted most of the americans...

not nice...

Brolli you bring out the worst in me.


D

 

[mo69]

just droppin in

hi
i am an 18yo asian male living in west london and have a thread - young asian male at your disposal.
just thought i oughta drop a line to inform my fellow united kingdomers or whatever the collective term for us is.

 

[Brolli]

The worst in you?

Hey poetic... I'll take that as a compliment
**grins**

 

[Brolli]

damn damn damn!!!

Well, my Messenger's just crashed... i think.
Damn Bill gates and his army of gayness!
It says either my sign-on name is incorrect, or my password is. I say BOLLOCKS TO YOU! So nyer!
I am NOT a happy bunny! I am a bunny on the edge!

Paul
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[Astroman]

I'm back for a bit

Not your week is it Brolli.

 

[Brolli]

Death-Bunny

I hope this MSN problem is just a glitc or something, I really do...
has anybody else out there suffered the same problem recently?

The problem is: it says the username and password dont match, but when I try and get at the place where you answer the secret question to change your password, it says that the site was "temporarily unable to complete" my request and to try again later.

**sighs**

Paul
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[Astroman]

re MSN problem

Broiii been out had a check.Have no problem.

 

[Brolli]

Shit...

Oh well... that's me out of contact with quite a lot of my mates... thanks for tryin' astro.
ALl I can do now is hope this is just a glitch.

 

[Astroman]

Was it just me or did the site just go down for a time

 

[Brolli]

Lit crashed?!

This is the work of Bill Gates!
Quick, lynch him befopre he crashe sit completely!
YEAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Paul
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PS: my messenger is working again. Thank-god!

 

[Astroman]

nice to have back

It is so quiet in here tonight i was going to put this thread to bed ,turn the lights off and let it sleep.

 

[Brolli]

WAKEY WAAAAKEYYY

Hello fellow UK litters.
If Astro put this to bed, I'm dragging outby the feet, and beating it until it's awake.
I thought I was at work today, But I aint. I'm at worko tomorow evening, andthen saturday evening, and then sunday morning. Sunday afternoon should be a good day - me and a buddy are away into the city to buy ourselves some geetars.
So, astro, southsider, PD, how are you all on this... **looks out of window** bright september morning?

Paul
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[Astroman]

Hi all.

Afternoon Brolli I'm fine today but, last night i felt we were in the Twilight Zone. I still had problems my end after the crash.It was dead here and still is.

Do i have cyber B.O ?.

 

[Brolli]

Cyber BO...

**Sniffs astro**
**turns green**
**vomits**
DUDE! Go take a cyber-bath... or something!

 

[Astroman]

So, i have a worldwide wif.

 

[Brolli]

Tee hee

Yes, I'm afraid to say, your cyber-personification is a bit offencive to nasal passages.