UK Personals Chat
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hardcock30m
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Ram Unreal
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Any more? ( insomniacs preferably! )
candytree
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Another male
Hi, I must be decrepit at 34! Married with kids and into lingerie, watersports almost anything else except pain. Also very bi-curious, and very keen to try all the things I didn't have the guts to before I got married.
Also interested in emailing other Lit members so drop me a line!
Cheers
candytree
Hi, I must be decrepit at 34! Married with kids and into lingerie, watersports almost anything else except pain. Also very bi-curious, and very keen to try all the things I didn't have the guts to before I got married.
Also interested in emailing other Lit members so drop me a line!
Cheers
candytree
UKPoeticDreamer
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Sexual Role Playing and Sex Toys!
*smile* Before the advent of this forum we used to do this on IRC... damn I have been on the net for a long time. Soooo shall we begin with a question then to "keep it alive"?
What "items" do you enjoy used on you during sex play?
(need inspiration for a poem about sex toys/clothes/etc)
I will start if you like....
Vibrators
Slipping sliding buzzing around
Turns any lady into your whore
Dildos
Penetrating exciting dancing inside
Here even old men can be more.
Please add as you like in prose or poetry. It can be animal vegetable or mineral just what you like to be used on you or on your partner(s)!
D
*smile* Before the advent of this forum we used to do this on IRC... damn I have been on the net for a long time. Soooo shall we begin with a question then to "keep it alive"?
What "items" do you enjoy used on you during sex play?
(need inspiration for a poem about sex toys/clothes/etc)
I will start if you like....
Vibrators
Slipping sliding buzzing around
Turns any lady into your whore
Dildos
Penetrating exciting dancing inside
Here even old men can be more.
Please add as you like in prose or poetry. It can be animal vegetable or mineral just what you like to be used on you or on your partner(s)!
D
big salami
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it already exists guys, where you been?
The UK online directory already exists and has been running successfully for some time now!
Poetess, you would do really well there! don't know about you blokes just looking for a shag though!! perhaps it would be better if you all stayed here in glorious isolation!! lol!
The Big Salami has spoken!
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morte said:
The UK online directory already exists and has been running successfully for some time now!
Poetess, you would do really well there! don't know about you blokes just looking for a shag though!! perhaps it would be better if you all stayed here in glorious isolation!! lol!
The Big Salami has spoken!
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Ram Unreal
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Ok, sorry to be all confused, but the UK Directory is in the Playground which is a place to talk about personals ads.
Wasn't the idea for this thread to actually place personals ads?
Wasn't the idea for this thread to actually place personals ads?
Re: Sexual Role Playing and Sex Toys!
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I will start if you like....
Vibrators
Slipping sliding buzzing around
Turns any lady into your whore
Dildos
Penetrating exciting dancing inside
Here even old men can be more.
Please add as you like in prose or poetry. It can be animal vegetable or mineral just what you like to be used on you or on your partner(s)!
A cucumber by the Humber
A marrow in Harrow
How much can she take for ******sake
Guess I'll need her number
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I will start if you like....
Vibrators
Slipping sliding buzzing around
Turns any lady into your whore
Dildos
Penetrating exciting dancing inside
Here even old men can be more.
Please add as you like in prose or poetry. It can be animal vegetable or mineral just what you like to be used on you or on your partner(s)!
A cucumber by the Humber
A marrow in Harrow
How much can she take for ******sake
Guess I'll need her number
UKPoeticDreamer
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A real forum of our very own *cheesysmile*
Hello all,
I have seen the other thread on the playground forum. But it is not an actual forum. IE we cannot start threads of our very own. I do tend to go off on tangets on many different topics and it seems there is just one ever expanding thread. And difficult to wade through. I guess what I agreed with Mac about is the UK needs their own actual forum. *sigh* Ahhh to commune with intelligence tis wonderous for the imagination. The inspiration is flowing today. ;-)
D
Hello all,
I have seen the other thread on the playground forum. But it is not an actual forum. IE we cannot start threads of our very own. I do tend to go off on tangets on many different topics and it seems there is just one ever expanding thread. And difficult to wade through. I guess what I agreed with Mac about is the UK needs their own actual forum. *sigh* Ahhh to commune with intelligence tis wonderous for the imagination. The inspiration is flowing today. ;-)
D
UKPoeticDreamer
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A car love Story....
Even been caught short. Or remember a fumble in the dark as a young man or woman... a slightly jaded tilt on this.
AutoErotica
Rows of cars parked at a lonely rest stop
Steamed windows with imprints of body parts
Gentle Rocking of Vehicles in time
Thrusting hips moaning lips
Soft Light from moonlight seeps through windows
The whispers of words of promise of hope
Sloppy remnants of lovers spent fill the ground
A lone park keeper masturbates in time with the shadow of love
Counting his orgasms in time with theirs
Darkness falls yet again and the cycle begins again.
D ’02
Even been caught short. Or remember a fumble in the dark as a young man or woman... a slightly jaded tilt on this.
AutoErotica
Rows of cars parked at a lonely rest stop
Steamed windows with imprints of body parts
Gentle Rocking of Vehicles in time
Thrusting hips moaning lips
Soft Light from moonlight seeps through windows
The whispers of words of promise of hope
Sloppy remnants of lovers spent fill the ground
A lone park keeper masturbates in time with the shadow of love
Counting his orgasms in time with theirs
Darkness falls yet again and the cycle begins again.
D ’02
big salami
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oh! personals! why didn't you say so!!
ok, well if it's personals you want, here's mine! i prefer to write rhyme though! if that's ok!
well here i am girls, all alone,
i'm not feelin' sorry, just havin' a moan,
i'm free for love 'bout anytime,
i'll kiss you and hug you all in rhyme!
i miss a cuddle and a loving kiss,
there are many other things that i miss,
the smell of a woman her taste and her touch
are just some of the things i miss so much,
and so if this is a uk personals site,
get in touch baby, do it tonight!
i'll love you and cherish you, if you're the one
i'll look after you baby, we'll have some fun,
i may be old but it's just skin deep,
come on inside and take a peep!
call me baby, call me what you like,
tell me where and i'll get on my bike!
to be there with you, that is my dream
i'll give you so much joy darlin' that you'll scream!
The Big Salami has spoken!
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tee hee
UKPoeticDreamer said:
ok, well if it's personals you want, here's mine! i prefer to write rhyme though! if that's ok!
well here i am girls, all alone,
i'm not feelin' sorry, just havin' a moan,
i'm free for love 'bout anytime,
i'll kiss you and hug you all in rhyme!
i miss a cuddle and a loving kiss,
there are many other things that i miss,
the smell of a woman her taste and her touch
are just some of the things i miss so much,
and so if this is a uk personals site,
get in touch baby, do it tonight!
i'll love you and cherish you, if you're the one
i'll look after you baby, we'll have some fun,
i may be old but it's just skin deep,
come on inside and take a peep!
call me baby, call me what you like,
tell me where and i'll get on my bike!
to be there with you, that is my dream
i'll give you so much joy darlin' that you'll scream!
The Big Salami has spoken!
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tee hee
Yet another male
Judging by the replies so far I would be much more popular were I a female. Unfortunately I can't oblige in that department although I can help drive up the average age of the male contingent being 35. I'm based in Oxford (and married, no kids). In response to our poet (like your stuff) my favourite items in the bedroom are the strap-on dildo with which my wife sometimes fucks me and the variety of whips and paddles I (gently) tease her with. Hope this thread will survive for a while as I would love to hear about other people's toys.
Judging by the replies so far I would be much more popular were I a female. Unfortunately I can't oblige in that department although I can help drive up the average age of the male contingent being 35. I'm based in Oxford (and married, no kids). In response to our poet (like your stuff) my favourite items in the bedroom are the strap-on dildo with which my wife sometimes fucks me and the variety of whips and paddles I (gently) tease her with. Hope this thread will survive for a while as I would love to hear about other people's toys.
yet another guy
Hi there folks. Yet another guy. I'm 31, from London and completely new to Lit. I'm looking for ladies to correspond with, email, text, phone, face to face. Age and size unimportant. So if you fancy a chat or finding out a bit more about me drop me a line, martin85@hotmail.com. I'm quite easy going, confident and always willing to try something new.
I've composed a few stories before but not quite up to the standard on this site, so I'll have my thinking cap on tonight
See ya
Hi there folks. Yet another guy. I'm 31, from London and completely new to Lit. I'm looking for ladies to correspond with, email, text, phone, face to face. Age and size unimportant. So if you fancy a chat or finding out a bit more about me drop me a line, martin85@hotmail.com. I'm quite easy going, confident and always willing to try something new.
I've composed a few stories before but not quite up to the standard on this site, so I'll have my thinking cap on tonight
See ya
MiaScarlett
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UK Pepple
Hi this is Mia..... I have read the messages and I AM A FEMALE So if anyone wants to chat or anything else too... let me know... We should definitely get this as its own forum.. it took ages to get here
Love
Miaxx
Hi this is Mia..... I have read the messages and I AM A FEMALE
So if anyone wants to chat or anything else too... let me know... We should definitely get this as its own forum.. it took ages to get here Love
Miaxx
big salami
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Re: UK Pepple
hello mia, good to see you on here! hmmm, east mids eh? whereabouts in the e.mids my dear, i am in leicester myself! and i DON'T need to ask about the other thing!! lol
tell me more, pm me if you like! i would love to chat to a "local" lady!! lol
The Big Salami has spoken!
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MiaScarlett said:Hi this is Mia..... I have read the messages and I AM A FEMALE
Love
Miaxx
hello mia, good to see you on here! hmmm, east mids eh? whereabouts in the e.mids my dear, i am in leicester myself! and i DON'T need to ask about the other thing!! lol
tell me more, pm me if you like! i would love to chat to a "local" lady!! lol
The Big Salami has spoken!
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english scorpio
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me
age=34
town=swindon
married but up 4 fun/cybersex/phonesex/camsex
5.10 tall
6.5inch penis
willing to travel
seeks female aged 18-60 for sexual relationship
extremely openminded
reply via here or via yahoo messenger englishscorpio2002
thanks.
age=34
town=swindon
married but up 4 fun/cybersex/phonesex/camsex
5.10 tall
6.5inch penis
willing to travel
seeks female aged 18-60 for sexual relationship
extremely openminded
reply via here or via yahoo messenger englishscorpio2002
thanks.
Stones2002
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Meeting up
I was interested by this thread. I was wondering if you broad-minded people wanted to meet up and talk face to face about all those dirty things we never get to talk about except for on lit.
I was thinking of maybe going for a drink, a small group of people hopefully girls and guys and seeing what becomes of it - no expectations and no pressure, just a chance for people to maybe help each other out in fulfilling our fantasies if that's where it leads.
I was thinking of London, because I live in London, but this doesn't mean you couldn't do one in NW or NW. We could even go on exchange visits - wouldn't that be fun.
I know it's kind of brave to meet face to face but it could also be more exciting.
shoot me down or big me up, but let me know what ya think
I was interested by this thread. I was wondering if you broad-minded people wanted to meet up and talk face to face about all those dirty things we never get to talk about except for on lit.
I was thinking of maybe going for a drink, a small group of people hopefully girls and guys and seeing what becomes of it - no expectations and no pressure, just a chance for people to maybe help each other out in fulfilling our fantasies if that's where it leads.
I was thinking of London, because I live in London, but this doesn't mean you couldn't do one in NW or NW. We could even go on exchange visits - wouldn't that be fun.
I know it's kind of brave to meet face to face but it could also be more exciting.
shoot me down or big me up, but let me know what ya think
