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Re: Meeting up
yeah, sounds good in theory sstones but, i tried this on another site a while ago!! lots of online enthusiasm but, on the night, instead of 40 odd people coming to a party i had gone to a lot of trouble and expense to arrange, only 5 others turned up and only 1 was a female! sort of fizzled out then mate! sorry, count me out!
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Stones2002 said:
yeah, sounds good in theory sstones but, i tried this on another site a while ago!! lots of online enthusiasm but, on the night, instead of 40 odd people coming to a party i had gone to a lot of trouble and expense to arrange, only 5 others turned up and only 1 was a female! sort of fizzled out then mate! sorry, count me out!
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I like those odds
Five people could be fantastic - seven might be better.
40 people from a chat site - what were you chatting about. Was it meant to be an orgy? I think people are more wary of going to someone else's house - a pub is a good open location and they serve alcohol.
Five people could be fantastic - seven might be better.
40 people from a chat site - what were you chatting about. Was it meant to be an orgy? I think people are more wary of going to someone else's house - a pub is a good open location and they serve alcohol.
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no, it was going to be a social party
we had hired a hall due to the good response we had from people when it was originally suggested! and 5 or 7 is great if that's all you expect but, when you have catered for 40 odd, it's more than a little disappointing, not to mention expensive!
anyway, 5 and 7 are odd numbers and what are you going to get up to in a pub? lol
Stones2002 said:I like those odds
Five people could be fantastic - seven might be better.
40 people from a chat site - what were you chatting about. Was it meant to be an orgy? I think people are more wary of going to someone else's house - a pub is a good open location and they serve alcohol.
we had hired a hall due to the good response we had from people when it was originally suggested! and 5 or 7 is great if that's all you expect but, when you have catered for 40 odd, it's more than a little disappointing, not to mention expensive!
anyway, 5 and 7 are odd numbers and what are you going to get up to in a pub? lol
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Meeting Up....
Yes I too have heard of things like meeting up fizzle out. There is a very active swinging community in the uk but most of the time their parties are about 10 to 1 women to men. If you are an exhibitionist or a voyeur or into parties where you can't walk after you attend it is a good thing. But most of these parties limit the amount of single men. Tis more couples and such.
One on One(or two or three) meetings on the other hand.... now those are a different story....
On another note.... in my experience, most of the people who chat on line on the more intelligent sites are quite shy in real life. This gives them an opportunity to open up. It is an anonymous forum and people like that anonymity. Maybe that is why it is so hard to get people together.
Food... or sex for thought I guess...
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Yes I too have heard of things like meeting up fizzle out. There is a very active swinging community in the uk but most of the time their parties are about 10 to 1 women to men. If you are an exhibitionist or a voyeur or into parties where you can't walk after you attend it is a good thing. But most of these parties limit the amount of single men. Tis more couples and such.
One on One(or two or three) meetings on the other hand.... now those are a different story....
On another note.... in my experience, most of the people who chat on line on the more intelligent sites are quite shy in real life. This gives them an opportunity to open up. It is an anonymous forum and people like that anonymity. Maybe that is why it is so hard to get people together.
Food... or sex for thought I guess...
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Re: Meeting Up....
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I can understand why a meet-up might not work, but if it's a pub well... more's the better.
Initial shyness soon gets drowned and friendships form and surely that's the most important thing? If you're going to a pub it's a lot easier, less pressure. It's just a case of going to meet people, have a few ales and open new doors.
Initial shyness soon gets drowned and friendships form and surely that's the most important thing? If you're going to a pub it's a lot easier, less pressure. It's just a case of going to meet people, have a few ales and open new doors.
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More on Meets.... or Meats... ;-)
Hi Ya,
Forgot to post my reply to this. I am wandering over to the UK Directory anyway. Though a 30 page thread is alot to wade through. *sigh*
Big Salami - Your post through me for a loop. I think we all come to this site with different goals and aspirations but I was surprised at your honesty. I cannot relate to losing a partner of that long. My father could though as he lost my mother after a very long marriage. Which I think is one of the many reasons why I am so "un-adept" at commitment. Sex I can understand... Loyalty for me ends in tears. I guess I am one of few the proud the bloody jaded.
On the subject of meeting in a pub. I think it is a great idea if it can be arranged. That is the tricky part. Most people I see on here are from the North. I am from as far South as possible. Would the logistics of meeting up not be difficult to arrange? Though the saftey in numbers thing is a great idea.
Anyway off to play...
D
Hi Ya,
Forgot to post my reply to this. I am wandering over to the UK Directory anyway. Though a 30 page thread is alot to wade through. *sigh*
Big Salami - Your post through me for a loop. I think we all come to this site with different goals and aspirations but I was surprised at your honesty. I cannot relate to losing a partner of that long. My father could though as he lost my mother after a very long marriage. Which I think is one of the many reasons why I am so "un-adept" at commitment. Sex I can understand... Loyalty for me ends in tears. I guess I am one of few the proud the bloody jaded.
On the subject of meeting in a pub. I think it is a great idea if it can be arranged. That is the tricky part. Most people I see on here are from the North. I am from as far South as possible. Would the logistics of meeting up not be difficult to arrange? Though the saftey in numbers thing is a great idea.
Anyway off to play...
D
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Re: More on Meets.... or Meats... ;-)
poetic, firstly great to see you over on the uk directory, it's a really friendly place!
secondly, i have just found a lady to converse with, although she does go to bed early!! (11 p.m. last night lol and i'm a total insomniac!) but, can't have everything can we?
i've introduced her to lit but, don't think she's found her way here yet! (if you have and are reading this baby, i give you my full permission to post a telling off to me!) but, the point is,she is from the "far south" too and we have arranged a "meet" very shortly! now a one on one is ok! and i expect it to be a bit more personal than any pub get together too!
if you're looking for a meet poetic, why not arrange to travel half way each? i'll let ya know how mine goes by and by! lol
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poetic, firstly great to see you over on the uk directory, it's a really friendly place!
secondly, i have just found a lady to converse with, although she does go to bed early!! (11 p.m. last night lol and i'm a total insomniac!) but, can't have everything can we?
i've introduced her to lit but, don't think she's found her way here yet! (if you have and are reading this baby, i give you my full permission to post a telling off to me!) but, the point is,she is from the "far south" too and we have arranged a "meet" very shortly! now a one on one is ok! and i expect it to be a bit more personal than any pub get together too!
if you're looking for a meet poetic, why not arrange to travel half way each? i'll let ya know how mine goes by and by! lol
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meeting up
great idea stones 2002 as long as there are women involved too
ps london sounds good
great idea stones 2002 as long as there are women involved too
ps london sounds good
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Me - new.
Having read through this thread from the beginning I am struck that there may have been an oversight: did no-one take up Poetic's peotry/prose request!? An invitation to develop a toys, etc theme with the young lady and damn it I did not see any responses.
Poetic, if you still wanna pursue that theme (who wouldn't?) let me know and surely the games will commence.
Having read through this thread from the beginning I am struck that there may have been an oversight: did no-one take up Poetic's peotry/prose request!? An invitation to develop a toys, etc theme with the young lady and damn it I did not see any responses.
Poetic, if you still wanna pursue that theme (who wouldn't?) let me know and surely the games will commence.
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*smile* Toys
I am always "up" for pursuing that theme. I have done.... extensive research into the subject and I will confess to say that though a penis is always my favourite.... The wonders of a good sex toy... *smile* And they just keep inventing more stuff.
Have a look at
www.fuckmachines.com I was shocked. Though what would happen if you couldn't shut it off. Talk about being shagged to death.
<--- limps off into oblivion with a smile.
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I am always "up" for pursuing that theme. I have done.... extensive research into the subject and I will confess to say that though a penis is always my favourite.... The wonders of a good sex toy... *smile* And they just keep inventing more stuff.
Have a look at
www.fuckmachines.com I was shocked. Though what would happen if you couldn't shut it off. Talk about being shagged to death.
<--- limps off into oblivion with a smile.
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'talk about being fucked to death' would ordinarily be my favourite starter for ten, but tragically no time today.
On top of impending Armageddon and Crystal Palace's poor start to the season, fuckmachines.com (you gotta, GOTTA love that address) doesn't wanna know at the moment, or do you have a Regular Contributor's password you can feed us? Fortunately I have both a fertile imagination and, ahem, a fleeting familiarity with these weapons of pleasure. Your close references to 'shock' and pleasure give the game away - it's just too monstrous, too depraved, too irrisistable.
Another choice toys thread is the strap-on orgy they're brewing over in one of the amateur picture-rating threads - more than enough to make your eyes water with 'shock' and pleasure at the same time.
'Fraid I've gotta run, have a good weekend, post another salacious reply and I'll really get my teeth stuck in to whatever you fancy at the beginning of next week.
On top of impending Armageddon and Crystal Palace's poor start to the season, fuckmachines.com (you gotta, GOTTA love that address) doesn't wanna know at the moment, or do you have a Regular Contributor's password you can feed us? Fortunately I have both a fertile imagination and, ahem, a fleeting familiarity with these weapons of pleasure. Your close references to 'shock' and pleasure give the game away - it's just too monstrous, too depraved, too irrisistable.
Another choice toys thread is the strap-on orgy they're brewing over in one of the amateur picture-rating threads - more than enough to make your eyes water with 'shock' and pleasure at the same time.
'Fraid I've gotta run, have a good weekend, post another salacious reply and I'll really get my teeth stuck in to whatever you fancy at the beginning of next week.
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hello dimple!!
hello sweetie, so where is it then?? you can't call yourself "dimple" on here and not say where it is you know, it's just not that sort of place!!
for that matter, where are you? and what age are you? and what sort of people would be like minded? and............wellm, i won't go on, you must know where i'm heading for by now!! lol
tell us about you dimple or, if you're too shy to do it yourself, pm old salami and tell him baby, he'll take care of you, he loves to take care of virgins!! 
waiting to hear from you darlin'
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dimple said:
hello sweetie, so where is it then?? you can't call yourself "dimple" on here and not say where it is you know, it's just not that sort of place!!
for that matter, where are you? and what age are you? and what sort of people would be like minded? and............wellm, i won't go on, you must know where i'm heading for by now!! lol
tell us about you dimple or, if you're too shy to do it yourself, pm old salami and tell him baby, he'll take care of you, he loves to take care of virgins!!
waiting to hear from you darlin'
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barenaked truth
hi there all,
I have been on lit for some time and enjoyed watching.
I am bisexual (mainly as a philosophical move),28 and well built (yeah and there to), also witty intelegent etc. I would be interested in anything honest, and fun.
I just cant handle rubbish
I live on the south coast and would be keen to hear from anyone who is intrested in sex and is laid back about it.
To dimple - I wouldnt know if I am like minded but we could find out
Come on (look, I didnt say cum on) people, someone must be like me. I love sex ... its simple
hi there all,
I have been on lit for some time and enjoyed watching.
I am bisexual (mainly as a philosophical move),28 and well built (yeah and there to), also witty intelegent etc. I would be interested in anything honest, and fun.
I just cant handle rubbish
I live on the south coast and would be keen to hear from anyone who is intrested in sex and is laid back about it.
To dimple - I wouldnt know if I am like minded but we could find out
Come on (look, I didnt say cum on) people, someone must be like me. I love sex ... its simple
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there you go!
that didn't hurt at all did it babe? and now, a lot more people know a lot more about you and what you're about! thank you for making your second post on lit an acknowledgement of old salami!
as to which cheeks, well sure it's for you to know but, it's for us to imagine and imagination is a powerful tool baby (whoooo hooooo, oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh!! lol) and private, well i'm just inb leicester babe, i can make any part of staffordshie in an hour or so hun!! don't like us older, more experienced, more caring, more compassionate men do you by any chance??
tee, hee!
keep posting babe, won't be long before you're nbot a virgin anymore!! of course, salami can help speed up the proccess even more!! 
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dimple said:well that told me ;p
i'm a 28 yr old curvy gal from staffordshire with dimples in her cheeks.
which ones? well thats for me to know
and as for like minded.... well i like to get to know a guy or gal abit better first in private
that didn't hurt at all did it babe? and now, a lot more people know a lot more about you and what you're about! thank you for making your second post on lit an acknowledgement of old salami!
as to which cheeks, well sure it's for you to know but, it's for us to imagine and imagination is a powerful tool baby (whoooo hooooo, oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh!! lol) and private, well i'm just inb leicester babe, i can make any part of staffordshie in an hour or so hun!! don't like us older, more experienced, more caring, more compassionate men do you by any chance??
tee, hee!
keep posting babe, won't be long before you're nbot a virgin anymore!! of course, salami can help speed up the proccess even more!!
Thge Big Salami has spoken! and tried it on! lol.
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by the way,
i forgot to mention dear dimple that, you may want to check out "the uk online directory" plenty of us brits in there as you might expect! nice bunch too! just mention salami's name at the door babe, they'll welcome you into the fold!
"oh the baby's nuckle or the baby's knee, where will the the baby's dimple be, baby's cheek or baby's chin, seems to me it would be a sin, if it's always covered by a safety pin! where will the dimple be!!" .. .. .. ..
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dimple said:well that told me ;p
i'm a 28 yr old curvy gal from staffordshire with dimples in her cheeks.
which ones? well thats for me to know
and as for like minded.... well i like to get to know a guy or gal abit better first in private
i forgot to mention dear dimple that, you may want to check out "the uk online directory" plenty of us brits in there as you might expect! nice bunch too! just mention salami's name at the door babe, they'll welcome you into the fold!
"oh the baby's nuckle or the baby's knee, where will the the baby's dimple be, baby's cheek or baby's chin, seems to me it would be a sin, if it's always covered by a safety pin! where will the dimple be!!" ..
.. .. .. The Big Salami has spoken!
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Meeting Up
Just to add my comments.
I think the idea of a meet sometime could be good.
Although it could be interesting trying to make contact in a crowded pub with somebody if you :
1. Don't know their real name
2. Don't know what they look like
3. Or even if they are who they say they are
I can just see the reaction of customers or staff if you start going upto people and say "Excuse me, do you take part in an erotic chatroom / discussion board."
If the guys are lucky the girls will think your having a joke with them, otherwise they'll probably get abusive and tell you to P*** OFF.
And if a girl askes a guy, he'll just think 'yea sure, whatever works'.
So then what, we're back to "I'll be wearing a 'red rose' type thing". 10 people standing in a bar hiding their 'red rose' until they see if somebody else turns up wearing one. (Probably all standing next to each other). Because everybody wants to make sure that the're not the only one stuck with some strange person for the night.
I'm sure that I've seen this in some comedy show in the past, but it sounds like something you've got to try, and sounds like it could be a laugh.
So I'll make my vote for north/west London, I'm a little out of London but can travel if required.
G
Just to add my comments.
I think the idea of a meet sometime could be good.
Although it could be interesting trying to make contact in a crowded pub with somebody if you :
1. Don't know their real name
2. Don't know what they look like
3. Or even if they are who they say they are
I can just see the reaction of customers or staff if you start going upto people and say "Excuse me, do you take part in an erotic chatroom / discussion board."
If the guys are lucky the girls will think your having a joke with them, otherwise they'll probably get abusive and tell you to P*** OFF.
And if a girl askes a guy, he'll just think 'yea sure, whatever works'.
So then what, we're back to "I'll be wearing a 'red rose' type thing". 10 people standing in a bar hiding their 'red rose' until they see if somebody else turns up wearing one. (Probably all standing next to each other). Because everybody wants to make sure that the're not the only one stuck with some strange person for the night.
I'm sure that I've seen this in some comedy show in the past, but it sounds like something you've got to try, and sounds like it could be a laugh.
So I'll make my vote for north/west London, I'm a little out of London but can travel if required.
G
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Meet up
Hi guys, sorry I have been lacking lately on here. But I am back and with lots of smiles and hugs and kisses xxx
As for this meet, I went to one a while ago and it was a great success, it wasnt sex based but there ended up being some in various hotel rooms. Lol
We all met up in a pub for some drinks which went well, we all agreed to swap photos first so that we knew who we were looking for. Everyone booked rooms in the same hotel aswell which was more coincidence than design.
If anyone fancies it I could look into possible hotels and close by watering holes then hand out my email and collect bookings and photos etc, or even get a little yahoo group set up so we can collect there in readyness?
If we said after christmas would that be ok? perhaps end of January or early February. This way ppl can back out and there is no obligation to "put out" as my friends would say, just have the oprtunity to meet and have a giggle.
Let me know guys....spruce xxx
Hi guys, sorry I have been lacking lately on here. But I am back and with lots of smiles and hugs and kisses xxx
As for this meet, I went to one a while ago and it was a great success, it wasnt sex based but there ended up being some in various hotel rooms. Lol
We all met up in a pub for some drinks which went well, we all agreed to swap photos first so that we knew who we were looking for. Everyone booked rooms in the same hotel aswell which was more coincidence than design.
If anyone fancies it I could look into possible hotels and close by watering holes then hand out my email and collect bookings and photos etc, or even get a little yahoo group set up so we can collect there in readyness?
If we said after christmas would that be ok? perhaps end of January or early February. This way ppl can back out and there is no obligation to "put out" as my friends would say, just have the oprtunity to meet and have a giggle.
Let me know guys....spruce xxx
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Philosophical... and bi sexuality
I was purusing back through this thread and came... across Russel.c 's post. I gotta know what is philisophical about bi-sexuality. I am always up for a chat and this one has me interested. Last year met a lovely bloke who I helped realise his bi-side and he underwent a massive transformation and thanks me for it to this day. As a women it was, well, facinating. But I often ponder if someone as truly sexual as myself is missing out by being straight.
*thinks*
Maybe...
D
I was purusing back through this thread and came... across Russel.c 's post. I gotta know what is philisophical about bi-sexuality. I am always up for a chat and this one has me interested. Last year met a lovely bloke who I helped realise his bi-side and he underwent a massive transformation and thanks me for it to this day. As a women it was, well, facinating. But I often ponder if someone as truly sexual as myself is missing out by being straight.
*thinks*
Maybe...
D
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Re: Philosophical... and bi sexuality
oh poetic, you are such a thinker, mind you so am i and i think that we should get together to see if i can adjust your thinking!! i can assure you that the only thing you will help me to realise is that i want to have sex with you and spruce and sienna and tigerlilee and angelofsex and .............. well i think you'll have got the picture now!!
so, what about it baby, want to think about trying an older man, see what we've got to offer, you may be pleasantly surprised!!
sorry, not too poetic was it? well, you're supposed to be the poet around here anyways i'm just the resident sex maniac!! lol.
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UKPoeticDreamer said:
oh poetic, you are such a thinker, mind you so am i and i think that we should get together to see if i can adjust your thinking!! i can assure you that the only thing you will help me to realise is that i want to have sex with you and spruce and sienna and tigerlilee and angelofsex and .............. well i think you'll have got the picture now!!
so, what about it baby, want to think about trying an older man, see what we've got to offer, you may be pleasantly surprised!!
sorry, not too poetic was it? well, you're supposed to be the poet around here anyways i'm just the resident sex maniac!! lol.
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Poetic, is your bi-curiosity (admit it, come to terms with it, post it!) connected in any way with your interest in toys? A virtual nation needs to know. And I still can't access fuckmachines, can you post us a pic, just to give us all a general idea of course?
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