UK Personals Chat

[Brolli]

Well, there isn't any other sort that I'M willing to acknowledge...
and, i promise a good ride too

 

[kinkyshell]

Do you always fulfil your promises??

 

[Brolli]

Promises promises

I find it ruse to break a promise, don't you?

 

[kinkyshell]

Promises are something that must never be broken, unless of course if I promise to be good!!!!!!

 

[Brolli]

promises prmises

I would never make you promise to be good... it's far too much fun being naughty

 

[kinkyshell]

I thought naughty and fun were the same thing.

 

[Brolli]

Fun... naughty.... fun... naughty...

Well... hmmm... i'm sure you COULD have "nice" fun... like... uh... i'm sur ei'll think of something eventually.
but naughty definitly is fun!

 

[kinkyshell]

So are you really naughty or really funny.
I think i must be both

 

[Brolli]

I hope i'm both, hun.

So... tell me alittle bit more about you.

 

[kinkyshell]

Well I suppose I am getting on a bit in your terminology, 33 very close to 34, bored housewife, mother and author. Into anything fun.

What about you?

 

[Brolli]

Not getting on...

You've just reched your peak, you'r enot getting on!
But, when you say you're into anything, I hope that includes younger men as well.
I'm only young, you see. - I'm... uh... 18 **cringes and expects her to run a mile**
I'm not-quite a student nurse, but i'm getting there - hopefully next september at the very latest (when i'm 19... **is now metaphorically prodding the tooth to see how much it will hurt...**) so... yeah! I'malso bored, and willing to experiment, sorta.

 

[kinkyshell]

So in honesty we are both at our peek.
What does sorta mean, explain a bit more.

 

[Brolli]

heehee

well... i'm not into man-on-man... or pain (had too much of that, thank-you!) so... anything without whips, chains or men i'll do.
what about you, what you up for?

 

[kinkyshell]

I'll do most things, never tried another female, but am very curious, I would need a man there aswell though.

 

[Brolli]

Kinkay!

I volonteer to be that man!!

 

[kinkyshell]

Where do I find her though?

 

[Brolli]

Her...

Well... i'm sure we could strart with just the two of us, then... expand into greater and better things?
And you probbaly know where to find a her... a friend, a collegue... a visiter to this very message forum?

 

[big salami]

hiya kinkyshell

I'll do most things, never tried another female, but am very curious, I would need a man there aswell though.

god. i've had such trouble with this pc tonight, i've been watching your postings and just dying to get in but, unable to!!!
shell babe, i'm just up the road from you and i'm a real man! i have been involved in 3sums before and, if you heard about the earthquake babe, it was me and a lovely lady that caused it!! (honest it was), what do you mean,"i don't believe it?" get in touch babe, i'll prove it to you!!
you must know that there is a lot to be said for experience and if it's kinky you want, cum and see my whips, cuffs blindfolds and ticklers as well as many other "toys!"


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[big salami]

leave that to me too!

Where do I find her though?

hey babe, i can do something about that too!! no probs, just hurry and get in touch!!



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[kinkyshell]

Hi Big Salami

So then I refer back to my original quote "Lets get this show on the road."

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

*smile*

Morning all...

Miserable and cold this morning but enjoying the post....

<--- wanders off and writes a pm...

How is everyone today?

D

 

[kinkyshell]

"Good Morning"

Is there any life out there in the mornings?

Or am I just alone..............

 

[virtualpleasure]

Hello all, quick post to introduce myself.......

I'm a 25 year old straight guy from Birmingham, and have been lurking here a while. Hopefully I can get to know you all a bit better....

 

[Southsider]

I leave this thread for a day and what happens - everyone pulls! Nice.

What's the story with Spruce then, how exciting *sighs and looks longingly towards his PM box more in hope*.

Young Brolli doesn't hang about does he. Does this mean you'll stop banging on about the size of your knob? Personally I think every lad under the age of 21 should be 'taken in hand' by a lady of at least 30 for a period of advanced education. Teenage girls are too busy chasing fellas with credit cards, s'not fair, until you get to uni of course, then evryone just goes into a frenzy.

And BS as well, what's all this, my PC's up the creek? Don't give us that son, we know you've been spending your time away from us engaging in social activities and we won't have I tell you. Drop all your friends/lovers and live for this thread again. You know it makes sense.

Welcome to newbies of course (does this mean I'm not new anymore?)

 

[big salami]

pass me the map!!

Hi Big Salami

So then I refer back to my original quote "Lets get this show on the road."

just name the road baby along with time and day you want to travel along it, i'll be there to pick you up!!

PM me shell?


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