UK Personals Chat

[Southsider]

I've just realised that your birthday is two days before mine - what can it mean!!!!?

That Salami - indeed, he's a bad, bad man. Hence the enormous levels of respect he gets from me every time I seen him posting on far off threads in the amateur pic area.

You just have to raise the stakes don't you! I'd be down-scaling to a one-on-one when the alternative is being in close proximity with a sexually aroused man. Sorry BS, luv ya but don't want to be naked with you.

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Naked, amongst friends

*grumble* Don't you hate it when you lose a good post.

Southsider- 1 on 1 is fine... *smile* Though I do understand the trepidation about 3somes I have had a few and even some where there was no male to male contact....

On the birthday question... it means we are both scorpios so if we ever get together bring a fire extinguisher.

D

 

[Guest]

"bring a fire extinguisher" now if I was smutty and juvenile...

Let's face it, the best time discuss the next sexual adventure is when you're nose-to-nose and the sweat's dripping off you both.

I note that we have some sort of dual UK threads going on here. Good thing or bad thing?

 

[Guest]

OH BLINKIN FLIP - LAST POST WAS ME. I've got Issues of a tech nature. GRRRR.

 

[Southsider]

AND AGAIN!!?

 

[sprucett_78]

Good weekend fellow lit ppl....

How r u all doin? Still looking for the perfect toy PD, there is such a candy store out there I'm all bog eyed with the possible choices..

South, you can choose in yr options to log in automatically, u got that selected?

Spruce xxx

 

[Southsider]

Spruce, I thought you was hiding from me on THE OTHER UK thread!

I don't think it was the logging in thing it was holding onto the session cookies. Think I've sorted it.

How's you anyway?

 

[sprucett_78]

Good my matey and u?

The 2 threads is getting weird lol, shame we cant combine them, its the same ppl afterall

What ya been upto? I was supposed to b somewhere tonight but its fallen through, almost relieved lol

 

[Southsider]

Babe! tis a shame about blow out, surely.

I've got a biggish couple of days coming up - doing this Nike 10k run tomorrow morning so very quiet one in tonight (good luck to anyone else who's doing that by the way) and on Monday afternoon I've got a second interview for a fucking brilliant job so mind will be on that. I'll be going offline in about 30mins and prob won't be back on till Mon evening/Tues.

Two threads, indeed, tis an issue. I like the folks here I must say.

 

[teenhustler69]

The Guern Is Horny

Hi,

Im originally from Guernsey, and i am married but looking for extra fun, have a digi camera.... for extra fun,
living in oxfordshire,



ANY LADIES OR MEN WANT TO PLAY

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Weekend

Morning/Afternoon all -

Just thought I would pop in to see how everyone was fairing. Big Salami has been very quiet does that mean he caught a new filly to play with?

Spruce good luck in your search let me know if you cum up with anything I have not.

Southsider - Good luck in your run... second best thing to get you hot and sweaty I gues... *purr*


D

 

[Brolli]

Dearest Poetic

Well, Poetic... let's just say hung enough. If I said, nobody would believe me. They'd all scoff and say "Yeah right!"
Besides, i'm not big headed (in the non-smutty sens eof the phrase. In the smutty sens eof the phrase, i'd say i AM big headed).

Anyway, I appear to be missing one reply to my post, and at least two posts that I made. The Labarynth/Cemetary post that i wrote after i forgot to sign in on the first post has mysteriously vanished, along with what I assume to be its reply. So curses upon my computer, because i refuse to believe that lit has done such a heinous deed. And i believe this because it has nothing whatsoever to do with Bill Gates.

**Ahem** So, how is everybody? I'm quite... um, what's the word... 'manky' will do. My friend's band had a gig in a local club-bar, and I wa sup till all hours, as was the bar. So, my mouth currently feels as though I've been on a regurgerated diet for the last week or so.

Keep rockin' you fine blokes and blokettes.

Paul
xxxx

 

[big salami]

Re: Weekend

Morning/Afternoon all -

Just thought I would pop in to see how everyone was fairing. Big Salami has been very quiet does that mean he caught a new filly to play with?

D

how do you get to be so perceptive PD? lol. i guess it's just practice or, is it just a gift?

but i'm still around and on the market so, get in whilst there is a piece of me left huh?


The Big Salami has spoken! and has a silly grin on his face!
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[Southsider]

BS - never question where girls get these 'percepion' skills. Don't go there. I know a man who asked that question once. He was a good man *sniff, chokes back a tear*.

PD - thanks, I did manage to work up some body heat. Shame it wasn't the preferred option of course...

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Ahem.... ESP

ESP - External Sexual Perception...

IE Someone else is getting some and I am not. That is how women know... now I will have to kill you both.
*GIGGLE* Anyway I am so happy for you Big Salami... from perusing the other threads it appears Spruce has taken a shine to another poster so does this mean I get Southsider all to myself?

<--- gets a grip.

D

 

[fallen lover]

Hi room. 28 year old male here. For what it's worth, I'm up for a meet with any fems out there on the same island. sun_fudge@yahoo.com is my email. I can't say I'm a very interesting person, just a shag-happy romantic subvert with a thang for frecklers (i'm a black male)
.

 

[kinkyshell]

It's great to find others in the UK
So let's get this show on the road.

 

[sprucett_78]

hiya all.....

How is everyone doin? Im just popping on to say hi then I am out for the night....
PD...yes..I think u can say i have taken a shine to someone, well actually a really big shine....im quite smitten

will chat properly soon, c ya xxxx

 

[Brolli]

New person

Hey kinky (like the name).
Uh... sorry for calling you a newperson if you're not... but yes! Lets get the show on the road! Just you all come up the A1, stop at Newcastle, and we can have one helluva time.

Paul
xxxx

 

[kinkyshell]

Can't get to read my personal replys, what I am I doing wrong?

 

[kinkyshell]

Paul xxxx

It's not so far down the A1 either

 

[Brolli]

Ou lala!

Really? I have no idea how far awya Northhamps is anyway... ><

And i have no idea what you're doing wrong... what do you mena youc an't read personal replies?

 

[kinkyshell]

I figured the probs with the machine, my next prob is working out milage, the miles don't matter if the ride is worth it!!!!!

 

[Brolli]

Milage

Well, the ride depodns on the kind of seats you ahve in your car, of what clas syou travel by trai...

OOOOH you mean RIDE!!!... well, that depends on the conditions

 

[kinkyshell]

ooh yeah I mean ride!!!!!!

Is there any other sort?