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mark197205 said:
Morning Plas, how goes the plans for world domination?
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Oh don't get me started. The mercenaries have demanded a pay rise because of all the women and children they've been killing (really hurts morale y'know?) so i've had to take time off from torturing prisoners to deal with that. And lord knows how I love to hear them scream so any time away is torture for me, but probably a blessing for them.

i called in at Dixons the other day, it turns out they don't have the correct length or width of optic fibre cable for my death ray so I'm going to have to go to a specialist to see if I can get some. Its not that bad though, I needed to go anyway to get the diamond lense.

I've still got to seal off the underground sewer passages that lead to my inner sanctum, the builders are being lazy (again) and work is getting faaaar behind schedule.

On the plus side, everyone seem's too preoccupied with invisible terrorists to have a go at a super villian like myself.
 
Plasmacaster said:
Oh don't get me started. The mercenaries have demanded a pay rise because of all the women and children they've been killing (really hurts morale y'know?) so i've had to take time off from torturing prisoners to deal with that. And lord knows how I love to hear them scream so any time away is torture for me, but probably a blessing for them.

i called in at Dixons the other day, it turns out they don't have the correct length or width of optic fibre cable for my death ray so I'm going to have to go to a specialist to see if I can get some. Its not that bad though, I needed to go anyway to get the diamond lense.

I've still got to seal off the underground sewer passages that lead to my inner sanctum, the builders are being lazy (again) and work is getting faaaar behind schedule.

On the plus side, everyone seem's too preoccupied with invisible terrorists to have a go at a super villian like myself.
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Afternoon Plas ;) Busy boy I see !
 
Plasmacaster said:
Oh don't get me started. The mercenaries have demanded a pay rise because of all the women and children they've been killing (really hurts morale y'know?) so i've had to take time off from torturing prisoners to deal with that. And lord knows how I love to hear them scream so any time away is torture for me, but probably a blessing for them.

i called in at Dixons the other day, it turns out they don't have the correct length or width of optic fibre cable for my death ray so I'm going to have to go to a specialist to see if I can get some. Its not that bad though, I needed to go anyway to get the diamond lense.

I've still got to seal off the underground sewer passages that lead to my inner sanctum, the builders are being lazy (again) and work is getting faaaar behind schedule.

On the plus side, everyone seem's too preoccupied with invisible terrorists to have a go at a super villian like myself.
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You just cant get the right quality of minions these days..............
 
Yahdiyahdiyahdiyah

*bouncing :nana:

Yes, I must concur. Minion efficiency level is decreasing exponentially, like radioactive material!!
 
Marsipanne said:
Yahdiyahdiyahdiyah

*bouncing :nana:

Yes, I must concur. Minion efficiency level is decreasing exponentially, like radioactive material!!
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Pushes Marsi into a chair and sits on her again......... :D Hiya Marsi :rose: Is life good ?
 
WantonWitch said:
Pushes Marsi into a chair and sits on her again......... :D Hiya Marsi :rose: Is life good ?
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MMMmmm are the secret spy cameras still rolling in WW's cupboard!!

Hi Marsi :rose:
 
Bob Briton said:
MMMmmm are the secret spy cameras still rolling in WW's cupboard!!

Hi Marsi :rose:
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ah you see, when you're a super-genius evil villain like myself you can afford to have the latest technology. Remote cameras the size of 1p pieces that send images to a nearby PC, downloading all the images that occurr in any area of WW's house would be a simple thing.

.... not that I've done that. That would be..... wrong.

...... So there's no point looking for them WW, it would just be a waste of your time. Don't worry about it.

Seriously, there's no cameras in your place at all

None.

Nope, don't worry about it.

I mean of course there aren't. Why would I do it? Then of course I'd have to have a 15 man crew who are able to break into your home, set up the bugs without leaving evidence of their arrival whilst you were out doing your shopping.

But where would i be able to find such men in the first place? Its not like I'm owed favours by several figureheads britain's underworld who would gladly do anything to help out an old friend like me.

So don't worry about any hidden cameras that watch your every move WW. That whirring sound is just your imagination.
 
Plasmacaster said:
ah you see, when you're a super-genius evil villain like myself you can afford to have the latest technology. Remote cameras the size of 1p pieces that send images to a nearby PC, downloading all the images that occurr in any area of WW's house would be a simple thing.

.... not that I've done that. That would be..... wrong.

...... So there's no point looking for them WW, it would just be a waste of your time. Don't worry about it.

Seriously, there's no cameras in your place at all

None.

Nope, don't worry about it.

I mean of course there aren't. Why would I do it? Then of course I'd have to have a 15 man crew who are able to break into your home, set up the bugs without leaving evidence of their arrival whilst you were out doing your shopping.

But where would i be able to find such men in the first place? Its not like I'm owed favours by several figureheads britain's underworld who would gladly do anything to help out an old friend like me.

So don't worry about any hidden cameras that watch your every move WW. That whirring sound is just your imagination.
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Good morning Plas........ you do realise that I will now search for and remove every camera from my home............. ;) Oh and if you feel any urges to eat flies........ don't worry :p I usually make the spell temporary !
 
WantonWitch said:
Good morning Plas........ you do realise that I will now search for and remove every camera from my home............. ;) Oh and if you feel any urges to eat flies........ don't worry :p I usually make the spell temporary !
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ribbet.
 
WantonWitch said:
*Chuckles* Yeah, girlfriends get over the shock pretty quickly I've heard :D
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Once I've finished summoning my familiar I'll have to try out that spell for myself. My last one died when I tried casting ball lighting indoors. BIG MISTAKE!
 
Plasmacaster said:
Once I've finished summoning my familiar I'll have to try out that spell for myself. My last one died when I tried casting ball lighting indoors. BIG MISTAKE!
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I'll bet ! You should always practice weather magic in the middle of a BIG field ;)
 
WantonWitch said:
I'll bet ! You should always practice weather magic in the middle of a BIG field ;)
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well I was feeling laze and I thought the gaping hole in the roof would be enough. Poor little blighter, didn't even see it coming.

Stilll, how's everyone this morning? Perky? Or depressed? Or (my personal favorite) PSYCHOTIC!!!!!!? :D
 
WantonWitch said:
Pushes Marsi into a chair and sits on her again......... :D Hiya Marsi :rose: Is life good ?
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WW's true predilections shine through at last. This should be interesting -- Marsi's response will tell us a lot, too!
 
zukethecuke said:
WW's true predilections shine through at last. This should be interesting -- Marsi's response will tell us a lot, too!
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Don't be daft Zuke :rolleyes: It's the only way to get her to stay still long enough to answer :p
 
WantonWitch said:
Don't be daft Zuke :rolleyes: It's the only way to get her to stay still long enough to answer :p
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She does get a bit hyper at times, anyone would think she had swallowed the energiser bunny!!
 
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