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zukethecuke said:
What ever happened to the erotica in Literotica?

I agree...this is supposed to be an Erotic Forum and where is the smut? ;)

But then again - where else can you read about true living people talking *&^@: and ***"!$&9.

Cracking cheese Grommit!
 
E's r good!

Question someone's Erotica is someone else's pornography.

Please discuss in 2000 words or less, with references.
 
WantonWitch said:
Now that's a wicked play on words Mark !

Evening :kiss: :kiss: :D


T'was just a little bit of schoolboy humour. :D
It was a long time ago that i was a schoolboy tho can barely remember it..........
 
Plas, I'm now quite depressed because of your stats! And, just to clarify, my preferred age category is 25-35 ish.

But, please note, I'm really honestly that bad. Current, er, 5-month-plus long crush (more or less continuous--I attempted to 'rebound' a few times but it didn't work) is on an average-looking guy (okay, let's just forget about the charisma and bohemian aspects--they obviously get me, but they aren't, well key as such). But, my 'perfect' guy, as such, isn't him. He's just someone I care too much about. It's also because it's rather unrequited that I like him so much, I think. Okay, it's very unrequited. Namely because he's got a WIFE. I've been very honourable though. Married men really aren't my type, but I didn't know he was married when I first started crushing on him!
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
You did too bully me into it Blue :p got my arm up my back and threatened me and everything... still what happens in the bedroom shouldn't be broadcast here should it LOL :D (just kidding)

Hope you are all ok :)

Wanton Witch said:
Evening Nem, changed it back again I see

*takes Nem by the arm, leads him back to the bedroom and...............*

"Now change it back again and don't be such a naughty boy" :devil:
 
bluefoxlady said:
*takes Nem by the arm, leads him back to the bedroom and...............*

"Now change it back again and don't be such a naughty boy" :devil:

....... and ?? ;)


Good morning

:rose:
 
Marsipanne said:
Plas, I'm now quite depressed because of your stats! And, just to clarify, my preferred age category is 25-35 ish.

But, please note, I'm really honestly that bad. Current, er, 5-month-plus long crush (more or less continuous--I attempted to 'rebound' a few times but it didn't work) is on an average-looking guy (okay, let's just forget about the charisma and bohemian aspects--they obviously get me, but they aren't, well key as such). But, my 'perfect' guy, as such, isn't him. He's just someone I care too much about. It's also because it's rather unrequited that I like him so much, I think. Okay, it's very unrequited. Namely because he's got a WIFE. I've been very honourable though. Married men really aren't my type, but I didn't know he was married when I first started crushing on him!

Well its basically the same thing if its a 10 year gap. Sorry to depress you, but the formula does work. Of course it is pretty general. If i was more specific the number would be even smaller.

Marsi, your crushing on random people always manages to put a smile on my face :D Oh to be young again! (or young a first time, I think I've always felt like i was 50)
 
My mood today:

"Despite all my rage, I am STILL just a rat in a cage."




Think about it.
 
Bob Briton said:
E's r good!

Question someone's Erotica is someone else's pornography.

Please discuss in 2000 words or less, with references.


Erotica is pornography in evening clothes.

What you might call a 'formal affair.'
 
zukethecuke said:
Greetings, Madam Witch!

How's your weather? I've got daffodils blooming in my front garden!


Hiya Zuke, it's a bit milder :)

I have one thing to say about your daffodils :p :p :p
 
WantonWitch said:
Hiya Zuke, it's a bit milder :)

I have one thing to say about your daffodils :p :p :p


EEEP! Froggies eating my daffodils!

Somebody must have upset Witchie to have her turn them into froggies like that.
 
zukethecuke said:
EEEP! Froggies eating my daffodils!

Somebody must have upset Witchie to have her turn them into froggies like that.


I'm a very restrained Witch I'll have you know, I resist most of my urges to turn people into frogs :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
I'm a very restrained Witch I'll have you know, I resist most of my urges to turn people into frogs :rolleyes:


Well, of course, I've no doubt you do.

It's just that every now and then, you find yourself in dire need of a companion with a six inch tongue. :p
 
zukethecuke said:
Well, of course, I've no doubt you do.

It's just that every now and then, you find yourself in dire need of a companion with a six inch tongue. :p


Well, it does have its advantages ;)
 
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