UK readers?

[zukethecuke]

*snip*
Right now my death ray is taking care of him. (finally got the parts, thanks for asking.)
*snip*

Plas, I don't suppose that deathray was made by Lucas, the same folks who made the electrical systems for MG? My fellow MGB enthusiasts and I used to refer to them as "The Lords of Darkness" because that's what we got, as often as not.

Still, I bet the deathray LOOKS cool, and that's what really counts.

 

[WantonWitch]

This thread just gets stranger by the day


Hi Zuke Plas

 

[zukethecuke]

This thread just gets stranger by the day


Hi Zuke Plas

If it would only get sexier by the night we'd do just fine.

 

[WantonWitch]

If it would only get sexier by the night we'd do just fine.

Well, don't look at me, you'll have to sort that out

 

[zukethecuke]

Well, don't look at me, you'll have to sort that out

Oh, but looking at you is exactly what makes this thread sexier!

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, but looking at you is exactly what makes this thread sexier!

Thank you

 

[zukethecuke]

Thank you

You are most welcome.

 

[WantonWitch]

You are most welcome.

Did you have a good weekend Zuke ??

 

[Plasmacaster]

Well, don't look at me, you'll have to sort that out

I could pole dance if that would help?

 

[zukethecuke]

Did you have a good weekend Zuke ??

Fairly good, yes. Did a little yard work. Went out to dinner with friends. Rearranged the living room furniture. Gained two pounds and a sore back, but all in a good cause.

 

[zukethecuke]

I could pole dance if that would help?

Er, no. Kind of you to offer, but no.

 

[mark197205]

Oh, but looking at you is exactly what makes this thread sexier!

Hear, hear!!

 

[mark197205]

I could pole dance if that would help?

Sorry Plas, your a nice evil megalomaniac and all, but..........


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[WantonWitch]

I could pole dance if that would help?

Brilliant idea Plas........ pulls up a chair and settles down for the show ..........

 

[Plasmacaster]

Sorry Plas, your a nice evil megalomaniac and all, but..........


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I was kinda thinking that at the time I was writing it. Sorry witchie, I've got excellent rythm and balance, I look great in a pair of fishnets but i'm afraid that a fat man dancing is guarunteed to turn people off.

That's why I don't go to clubs on dates

(that and unless its a goth club, its usually full of chavs)

 

[WantonWitch]

Fairly good, yes. Did a little yard work. Went out to dinner with friends. Rearranged the living room furniture. Gained two pounds and a sore back, but all in a good cause.

*Chuckles* That sounds like a good weekend to me

I hope your wife said thank you for shifting the furniture

 

[WantonWitch]

Hear, hear!!

Thank you

 

[WantonWitch]

Yeah I was kinda thinking that at the time I was writing it. Sorry witchie, I've got excellent rythm and balance, I look great in a pair of fishnets but i'm afraid that a fat man dancing is guarunteed to turn people off.

That's why I don't go to clubs on dates

(that and unless its a goth club, its usually full of chavs)

Damn........ gets out a book and begins to read Oh, and Plas ? Stop knocking yourself

 

[zukethecuke]

Brilliant idea Plas........ pulls up a chair and settles down for the show ..........

OK, Plas, if it'll make Witchie happy then you can go ahead. I'll just watch her instead of you, if you don't mind.

 

[zukethecuke]

*Chuckles* That sounds like a good weekend to me

I hope your wife said thank you for shifting the furniture

Oh, yeah. She's never been one to take me for granite, even if I do have rocks in my head.

 

[WantonWitch]

OK, Plas, if it'll make Witchie happy then you can go ahead. I'll just watch her instead of you, if you don't mind.

*Giggles* you'll get bored

 

[zukethecuke]

*Giggles* you'll get bored

Oh, well, if you get bored then prolly I will too.

But if you got excited, Oh! How excited I would be!

 

[WantonWitch]

Oh, well, if you get bored then prolly I will too.

But if you got excited, Oh! How excited I would be!

Just have to wait and see

 

[Plasmacaster]

Damn........ gets out a book and begins to read Oh, and Plas ? Stop knocking yourself

Speaking from experience witchie. Trust me, no matter how amazingly good a dancer I am (and trust me, I am (I'm even better with a pole )) fat men should NOT dance. lol, its against the law. Its like straight men who go shopping with women, yeah it can happen but its misery for all if it happens.

 

[WantonWitch]

Speaking from experience witchie. Trust me, no matter how amazingly good a dancer I am (and trust me, I am (I'm even better with a pole )) fat men should NOT dance. lol, its against the law. Its like straight men who go shopping with women, yeah it can happen but its misery for all if it happens.

Look, I'm resigned to the fact that you aren't going to pole dance for me. But if you don't stop knocking yourself I will have to get tough !

And for the record, I hate shopping.