UK readers?

[Boobyprize]

I can picture it now. On our next vacation I'll be trying to drive a left-handed rental car and saying to my wife "Keep an eye out for a sign for the A69 to Carlisle -- ought to be a mile or so past this redhead with the finest pair on the island!"

Don't suppose she'd be willing to pose in the center of a traffic circle so we could just orbit her for a while?

Hey Zuke.... I've never met you and you've already made me fall off my chair laughing.... Let me know when you're next visiting and I'll make sure to pose on the nearest traffic island for you.... one breast pointing one way, the other another....

 

[zukethecuke]

Yeah, women laugh at me all the time. Oh, well, better than pissing them off.

When we visit again will depend on money (what doesn't?) and time. But I have to say that the last time we were there I chickened out on renting a car. I kept sitting in the back of cabs and imagining myself behind the wheel and muttering "keep left, keep left, keep left" and then we'd turn a corner and I couldn't figure out which lane we ought to be aiming at.... no, no, couldn't do it.

And that was with nothing more startling than Lord Nelson's phallic symbol in the middle of the roundabouts. With Booby's marvelous mammaries on display I would certainly have endangered the public safety.

 

[Boobyprize]

Yeah, women laugh at me all the time. Oh, well, better than pissing them off.

When we visit again will depend on money (what doesn't?) and time. But I have to say that the last time we were there I chickened out on renting a car. I kept sitting in the back of cabs and imagining myself behind the wheel and muttering "keep left, keep left, keep left" and then we'd turn a corner and I couldn't figure out which lane we ought to be aiming at.... no, no, couldn't do it.

And that was with nothing more startling than Lord Nelson's phallic symbol in the middle of the roundabouts. With Booby's marvelous mammaries on display I would certainly have endangered the public safety.

Well, if you spent a lot of time in British taxis, no wonder you were scared stiff of driving.... they don't know which lane they are aiming for either most of the time!

Actually, thinking about the traffic island thing.....not sure it's a good idea... I wouldn't want to be target practice for pigeons....!

 

[juicyjinjams]

Hi Guys and Gals

...........I'm back

.......any news?

 

[mickyp123]

Hi Guys and Gals

...........I'm back

.......any news?

yup the news is we have missed you welcome home

 

[juicyjinjams]

yup the news is we have missed you welcome home

.........oh, that's a yummy thing to say thankyou

............glad to be back

 

[mickyp123]

.........oh, that's a yummy thing to say thankyou

............glad to be back

No its a nice thing to say, your "yummy" ooh that avatar

 

[juicyjinjams]

No its a nice thing to say, your "yummy" ooh that avatar

....glad you like it

 

[6656X]

....glad you like it

Juicy I wanted you to know that I also have enjoyed looking at your avatar all day

 

[juicyjinjams]

Juicy I wanted you to know that I also have enjoyed looking at your avatar all day

LOL............ thankyou too 6656 ........and you liked it enough to give me your posting cherry.....I'm honoured

....welcome to the UK thread, I hope we can tempt you to post more

 

[mickyp123]

Hey Juicy, scenario imagin you are at work in a vanilla environment, say a meeting, and following a phrase or something you said, one of the people, a male comes up to you and say's "your Juicyjinjams arn't you.
What would you do, it might be worth making this a thread what d'ya think

 

[juicyjinjams]

Hey Juicy, scenario imagin you are at work in a vanilla environment, say a meeting, and following a phrase or something you said, one of the people, a male comes up to you and say's "your Juicyjinjams arn't you.
What would you do, it might be worth making this a thread what d'ya think

.........that would be so scarey

.........I honestly don't think anyone would guess that this was me though, everyone around me thinks i'm such a good girl........

.........unless they've been my b/f that is

........even they could never guess the stuff i fantisize about, they've just seen the tip of this juicy iceburg

 

[mickyp123]

.........that would be so scarey

.........I honestly don't think anyone would guess that this was me though, everyone around me thinks i'm such a good girl........

.........unless they've been my b/f that is

........even they could never guess the stuff i fantisize about, they've just seen the tip of this juicy iceburg

mmm been your BF as in past tense, they could'nt keep up eh lol

 

[mickyp123]

just PM'd you Juicy

 

[juicyjinjams]

mmm been your BF as in past tense, they could'nt keep up eh lol

I have a current b/f, but I haven't yet met a guy who's as randy as me ........don't know what I'm smiling about......I get very frustrated sometimes......

........I guess thats why I'm often here

 

[6656X]

LOL............ thankyou too 6656 ........and you liked it enough to give me your posting cherry.....I'm honoured

....welcome to the UK thread, I hope we can tempt you to post more

Juicy thanks for being gentle my first time but now never let that happen again

 

[juicyjinjams]

Juicy thanks for being gentle my first time but now never let that happen again

..........you like it rough then?

 

[6656X]

..........you like it rough then?

From the looks of your picture and thoughts I get when looking at your picture I think we both would like it rough!

At least I hope you would

 

[juicyjinjams]

From the looks of your picture and thoughts I get when looking at your picture I think we both would like it rough!

At least I hope you would

What on earth gave you such an idea??
............mmmmm, I think you could be right........ tell me more

 

[6656X]

What on earth gave you such an idea??
............mmmmm, I think you could be right........ tell me more

I have to be careful of how much I tell you at a time. I'm afraid that I might scare you away if I told you all at once.

 

[juicyjinjams]

I have to be careful of how much I tell you at a time. I'm afraid that I might scare you away if I told you all at once.

........hmmm, I think if you read some of my other posts on different threads, I think you'd find I don't scare easy .......but maybe I'd scare YOU off.........? ..........hope not

 

[6656X]

........hmmm, I think if you read some of my other posts on different threads, I think you'd find I don't scare easy .......but maybe I'd scare YOU off.........? ..........hope not

That sounds like a challenge to see who would scare off first. Don't bet against me on that one. Tell me some of your other posts.

 

[juicyjinjams]

That sounds like a challenge to see who would scare off first. Don't bet against me on that one. Tell me some of your other posts.

ok you sure you're up for this?

.......click on the profile icon, under my posts, you'll go to my profile screen........ where it says profile for juicyjinjams, follow the same line to the right, and it says show all posts of this user (or something)......... click on that and prepare to be shocked

 

[6656X]

ok you sure you're up for this?

.......click on the profile icon, under my posts, you'll go to my profile screen........ where it says profile for juicyjinjams, follow the same line to the right, and it says show all posts of this user (or something)......... click on that and prepare to be shocked

okay I will go look it up that way but I would always rather hear dirty thoughts abd actions from the bad little girl that was doing them. And Iwant her to look me in the eyes so I can see if she is embarrassed or turned on to tell me how bad she has been.

 

[juicyjinjams]

okay I will go look it up that way but I would always rather hear dirty thoughts abd actions from the bad little girl that was doing them. And Iwant her to look me in the eyes so I can see if she is embarrassed or turned on to tell me how bad she has been.

I've been a bad girl alright