ChocolateHarlot
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Nemasis Enforcer said:
I'm very good at just staying in the shadows from time to time.
Hey Malice and alon... I know you guys!! Lol Hiya!
UK readers?
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I'm very good at just staying in the shadows from time to time.
Hey Malice and alon... I know you guys!! Lol Hiya!
ChocolateHarlot
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malice_UK said:Hey Choc... Fancy seeing you here
I know...in a UK thread of all places!!
Alon: Thanks... been a long time!
clevatreva
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ChocolateHarlot said:I know...in a UK thread of all places!!
Alon: Thanks... been a long time!
Hi Choc. Nice to see you. Just gonna go see a lot more of you hopefully over at yours. Wonder what delights are in store? All of them hopefully.
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clevatreva said:Hi Choc. Nice to see you. Just gonna go see a lot more of you hopefully over at yours. Wonder what delights are in store? All of them hopefully.
Hello clevatreva!!
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Hi everyone,
Not staying long, just posting a quick Hi...
Nice to meet you alon26 btw
Not staying long, just posting a quick Hi...
Nice to meet you alon26 btw
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Miss_Shy_Newcastle said:
Hello beautiful MSN thought you'd be tucked up by now!
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Hi everyone,
Just heading for bed so saying Goddnight to everyone...
Have a great sleep and sweet dreams...
for all the women here
Just heading for bed so saying Goddnight to everyone...
Have a great sleep and sweet dreams...
for all the women here
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Hi and welcome to Lit GuinevereGuinevere said:Hey I finally found you guys! Hi!
I think I found this thread a while back, My main man gave the link here. I'm looking forward to getting to know people and having some laughs!
Its really nice to meet you... hope you'll post here alot more...
Hi everyone, haope you all having a great day
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Hi and welcome Phar, nice to meet you.phar said:
Hope everyone is doing well
Hi Nemasis, and Phar. Evening Malice…Davour, well I’m all out of filth right now, but try this…
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
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LOLGuinevere said:
Davour, well I’m all out of filth right now, but try this…
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" he asks grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"
not heeard that one before... funny as hell tho
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Typical, thread grows a page when I don't visit. Well, I'm no longer ill though still slightly sore-throated, but generally very active. I'm starting a new fatnasy story though, which will probably be posted on something like elfwood. Got up to 1500 pages so far.
Currently talking to this guy I used to have a huge crush on (over the internet actually), but it turned out he was gay. However, I owe most of my personality to him. Okay, exaggeration, but he definitely helped me find my own person.
Currently talking to this guy I used to have a huge crush on (over the internet actually), but it turned out he was gay. However, I owe most of my personality to him. Okay, exaggeration, but he definitely helped me find my own person.
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I'm sure there are women in the South of England. Remember, population of world if 52% female, 48% male!
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Afternoon everyone,
Glad to hear your feeling better Marsipanne ...
Hope everyone is enjoying this red hot sunny Saturday
Glad to hear your feeling better Marsipanne ...
Hope everyone is enjoying this red hot sunny Saturday
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Re: Afternoon
Its another day of sun here, had lots of it recently...
No me and MSN didn't meet, the friend she was going to stay with, it was on the way there she was gonna stop by in Barnsley, broke up with her boyfrind and got back together and wanted the time alone so MSN didn't go and so didn't drop by... We are gonna try again someother time so all is not lost, lol
Afternoon E_Jamese_james said:
Its another day of sun here, had lots of it recently...
No me and MSN didn't meet, the friend she was going to stay with, it was on the way there she was gonna stop by in Barnsley, broke up with her boyfrind and got back together and wanted the time alone so MSN didn't go and so didn't drop by... We are gonna try again someother time so all is not lost, lol
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