UK thread part 2

[AWonkyDonkey]

And i am in a seemingly arsy mood so *shrugs*

Arsy? Awww, I don't have any pictures of your derrierre in my Box of Shame.

Oh, wrong arsy.

*Cuddles and kisses for Tal*

 

[MSH2]

And i am in a seemingly arsy mood so *shrugs*

woohoo! Oh, not that kind of arsey, mybad

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

woohoo! Oh, not that kind of arsey, mybad

Keep your mind clean & pure!

 

[MSH2]

Keep your mind clean & pure!

I tell you what, give me three good, valid reasons why and I'll consider it

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

1) good for mental health
2) good for physical health
3) good for longevity

 

[MSH2]

1) good for mental health
2) good for physical health
3) good for longevity

My mental health's all fucked up already

and you have proof? how does me being all mentally pure help with physical health? instead of me getting fit and string for the nookie?

also proof required, some of those oldies in the homes are horny old sods

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

My mental health's all fucked up already

and you have proof? how does me being all mentally pure help with physical health? instead of me getting fit and string for the nookie?

also proof required, some of those oldies in the homes are horny old sods

Ok I have no proof! You win!

 

[MSH2]

Ok I have no proof! You win!

Woohoo! Depravity rules!

 

[Simontog]

Thank you for the welcome folks! Nice to see people from the UK on here... recently divorced guy looking to make new friends.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Sorry, I think I drifted off for a moment. I just spent the last five minutes vaguely trying to come up with names for my balls.

I so far, have no ideas. Am open to suggestions.

And before anyone asks where this came from - I have NO idea.

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Thank you for the welcome folks! Nice to see people from the UK on here... recently divorced guy looking to make new friends.

We're all a bit odd in here!

 

[MSH2]

Sorry, I think I drifted off for a moment. I just spent the last five minutes vaguely trying to come up with names for my balls.

I so far, have no ideas. Am open to suggestions.

And before anyone asks where this came from - I have NO idea.

Jingle and Jangle

 

[Simontog]

Sorry, I think I drifted off for a moment. I just spent the last five minutes vaguely trying to come up with names for my balls.

I so far, have no ideas. Am open to suggestions.

And before anyone asks where this came from - I have NO idea.

I would suggest Bill & Ben ??

 

[Simontog]

We're all a bit odd in here!

I tried normal once....worst 5 minutes of my life!!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

I would suggest Bill & Ben ??

That's what I was going to say!

Fred & Ernie

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

I tried normal once....worst 5 minutes of my life!!

I don't like normal, it's boring

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well these are better ideas than mine. I got "Dave" and "Ed".

 

[MSH2]

Well these are better ideas than mine. I got "Dave" and "Ed".

well those used to work, but its dated now

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

Well these are better ideas than mine. I got "Dave" and "Ed".

Fred & Wilma

 

[MSH2]

I don't like normal, it's boring

exactly, dull and predictable. Now I like dull and predictable, but far enough away that I need to make an effort to go visit it

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Fred & Wilma

Ha! Fred and Barney!!

 

[Femme_Fatale_UK]

exactly, dull and predictable. Now I like dull and predictable, but far enough away that I need to make an effort to go visit it

I don't know I'd cope if i was dull & predictable

 

[MSH2]

Ha! Fred and Barney!!

The Crotch Rock Brothers

 

[MSH2]

I don't know I'd cope if i was dull & predictable

I spent a while trying to be dull and boring, it didnt work unpredictable stuff just happens to and around me. Honestly not sure if anyone would believe a factual account of my life

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think my meds are beginning to take effect - if I go quiet - I've probably fallen asleep OR if I ramble on more than usual - ignore me.