Vagina Monologues

[DVS]

I had a vagina. But I gave it away.

 

[midwestyankee]

I prefer it when the vagina is attached to a woman. Beyond that, I'm not at all particular. (About vaginas, that is; I have limits regarding women. In fact, JM, Sarah Palin is a fucking hard limit and I don't care what you say. She'd be a hard limit for you too, pal.)

/hijack

 

[the captians wench]

mmmm yeah, does sound better pronounced in spanish. in castillian would it be ba HEEN a?



clever dick. I mean twat. I mean pussy...

No idea, all my Spanish comes from on the job "training." Maybe I've been saying it wrong!? It is definitely Mexico Spanish not Castillian though.

I think the Spanish "v" is usually pronounced as a soft "b" sound. Or at least that's what I was taught in high school and college Spanish classes. Though I'd think that Mexican Spanish could possibly have been influenced by the English speakers' pronunciation of the letter "v."

In conclusion, I really have no idea. It just sounded good.

Actually "b" and "v" are pronounced the exact same way in Spanish (both Mexican and Castillian), but it's a bit of a soft "b" mixed with a "v" sound.

And from what I have noticed, other than some slang words, the major difference in Mexican Spanish and Castillian Spanish is that Mexican's don't use tences for their words. You say "I am going to the library" the same as "I went to the library monday" (Voy a la bibliotecha. Voy a la bibliotecha a la lunes.)

Or at least that's what the hispanics I work with have told me. They are very eager to teach Spanish to me. It's easier for them if I learn Spanish than it is for them to have to speak English all of the time.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I love my pussy. I like her being a little furry, too. My PYL has given her a nickname which I find preferable to pussy or vagina. I tend not to use the word cunt, and never would a call a person a cunt.

I had a hysterectomy 5ish years ago and love the fact I don't have periods anymore.

 

[graceanne]

I love my pussy. I like her being a little furry, too. My PYL has given her a nickname which I find preferable to pussy or vagina. I tend not to use the word cunt, and never would a call a person a cunt.

I had a hysterectomy 5ish years ago and love the fact I don't have periods anymore.

It annoys the crap out of me that I have to have periods. I'm infertile (tubes tied), but I still have to have periods.

 

[subish2009]

I love my pussy. I like her being a little furry, too. My PYL has given her a nickname which I find preferable to pussy or vagina. I tend not to use the word cunt, and never would a call a person a cunt.

I had a hysterectomy 5ish years ago and love the fact I don't have periods anymore.

I like mine bare. Or almost bare. Hmmm...I wonder what the current tendencies on that are. Is porn reflective of reality in that regard (because it is about so many other things!)? Are most women furry or bare? Is the trend swinging back toward a little fur?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I like mine bare. Or almost bare. Hmmm...I wonder what the current tendencies on that are. Is porn reflective of reality in that regard (because it is about so many other things!)? Are most women furry or bare? Is the trend swinging back toward a little fur?

I also prefer mine bare. Don't know if it's a porn influence, given that I'm not constantly looking at my own bits, but I do know it just feels better.

And I would know, because I touch it a lot.

 

[JMohegan]

I prefer it when the vagina is attached to a woman. Beyond that, I'm not at all particular. (About vaginas, that is; I have limits regarding women. In fact, JM, Sarah Palin is a fucking hard limit and I don't care what you say. She'd be a hard limit for you too, pal.)

/hijack

Ha! Call it whatever you want to; the great thing about male sexual disinterest is that the issue can't be forced.

 

[the captians wench]

I also prefer mine bare. Don't know if it's a porn influence, given that I'm not constantly looking at my own bits, but I do know it just feels better.

And I would know, because I touch it a lot.

I've always liked mine bare because it just felt more comfortable that way. Being a bigger girl, there's that little bit of my tummy that rolls over the top of my cunny and it just is uncomfortable and feels itchy.

Jounar has decided that (after 5 years mind you) I should grow it out. Of course I found out that this is some diabolical plan to annoy the heck out of me, but so is the privilages of being a PYL.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I've always liked mine bare because it just felt more comfortable that way. Being a bigger girl, there's that little bit of my tummy that rolls over the top of my cunny and it just is uncomfortable and feels itchy.

Jounar has decided that (after 5 years mind you) I should grow it out. Of course I found out that this is some diabolical plan to annoy the heck out of me, but so is the privilages of being a PYL.

I used have a landing strip, or sometimes just trim it all down, I also have had it totally waxed off. One of the first orders Daddy gave me was to grow it out. He allows me to trim the sides so no fur peeks out during bathing suit season but other then that it has to be furry. I like it this way now. It is much easier-just wash and go. Plus I find the hairs are sensitive somewhat like a cat's whiskers. When just the tips are touched I start to tingle.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I used have a landing strip, or sometimes just trim it all down, I also have had it totally waxed off. One of the first orders Daddy gave me was to grow it out. He allows me to trim the sides so no fur peeks out during bathing suit season but other then that it has to be furry. I like it this way now. It is much easier-just wash and go. Plus I find the hairs are sensitive somewhat like a cat's whiskers. When just the tips are touched I start to tingle.

I don't think I could handle that sensation.

It also doesn't help that I have a few spots on my body that seem to lack pigmentation altogether. I have one on my head, that results in a small patch of really wirey white hair. I also have one on my mound, with the same effect.

 

[the captians wench]

I used have a landing strip, or sometimes just trim it all down, I also have had it totally waxed off. One of the first orders Daddy gave me was to grow it out. He allows me to trim the sides so no fur peeks out during bathing suit season but other then that it has to be furry. I like it this way now. It is much easier-just wash and go. Plus I find the hairs are sensitive somewhat like a cat's whiskers. When just the tips are touched I start to tingle.

Yeah, Jounar admited that he just wants me to grow it out so that once it's all furry he can have me shave it off and start all over again, so it's just to irritate me.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I prefer it when the vagina is attached to a woman. Beyond that, I'm not at all particular. (About vaginas, that is; I have limits regarding women. In fact, JM, Sarah Palin is a fucking hard limit and I don't care what you say. She'd be a hard limit for you too, pal.)

/hijack

I'd shove my dick in Sarah palin's mouth just so she couldn't talk...

or there would be the irony of her teabagging me.

 

[Primalex]

I'd shove my dick in Sarah palin's mouth just so she couldn't talk...

Hm.
I would shove my dick in her daughter's mouth while Mrs. Palin is tied up and has to watch.


*ponders*
I think I'm way too much into humiliation.

 

[where]

I love my pussy. I like her being a little furry, too. My PYL has given her a nickname which I find preferable to pussy or vagina. I tend not to use the word cunt, and never would a call a person a cunt.

I had a hysterectomy 5ish years ago and love the fact I don't have periods anymore.

how did you feel about the hysterectomy? I ask because after a not very effective endometrial microwave ablation, my gyne suggested I have a hysterectomy. I was quite upset at the thought, but I suppose it's not ~so~ bad, is it?

I also prefer mine bare. Don't know if it's a porn influence, given that I'm not constantly looking at my own bits, but I do know it just feels better.

And I would know, because I touch it a lot.

what you said!

 

[kinkyging]

i'm surprised no one has said they call it a fanny. although that might just be a uk/us divide, i'm not quite sure what it means in america, but i think it's different.

either way, my fanny likes her new mooncup. brilliant thing. in fact she can even forget about it most of time.

 

[ownedsubgal]

i'm surprised no one has said they call it a fanny. although that might just be a uk/us divide, i'm not quite sure what it means in america, but i think it's different.

either way, my fanny likes her new mooncup. brilliant thing. in fact she can even forget about it most of time.

here in the States, fanny=butt/rump/rear-end.

 

[SirLeo]

I affectionately call m's vagina "cupcake." However when we are fucking it is refered to as "pussy." As in early in the evening, a quite whisper, "Does cupcake feel liek playing tonight?" or "cupcake sure misses You." Later on during sex its, "you love having your pussy filled with My cock, don't you little slut?"

Pussy is wonderful, au natural, or trimmed or bare or anything in between. I prefer neatly trimmed.

 

[subish2009]

I'd shove my dick in Sarah palin's mouth just so she couldn't talk...

or there would be the irony of her teabagging me.

Totally LOLing!

I affectionately call m's vagina "cupcake." However when we are fucking it is refered to as "pussy." As in early in the evening, a quite whisper, "Does cupcake feel liek playing tonight?" or "cupcake sure misses You." Later on during sex its, "you love having your pussy filled with My cock, don't you little slut?"

Pussy is wonderful, au natural, or trimmed or bare or anything in between. I prefer neatly trimmed.

This somehow manages to be really cute/sweet and hot all at the same time.

I used to have the whole damn thing waxed. Everything. That has its advantages, but it got to be a bit much, painwise, expensewise, keeping the ingrown hairs under control. I shave regularly now and that works pretty well, though I still like a regular bikini wax during bathing suit season, shaving the rest myself. I alternate between shaving it all off and leaving a little landing strip.

It just feels so much cleaner to me and somehow more natural...more me. I started doing it in high school before any man had ever seen me, before I had any idea whether anyone else had ever done it in the history of time, before I knew anything...I just it was more right for me to be bare. Odd.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'd shove my dick in Sarah palin's mouth just so she couldn't talk...

or there would be the irony of her teabagging me.

Hm.
I would shove my dick in her daughter's mouth while Mrs. Palin is tied up and has to watch.


*ponders*
I think I'm way too much into humiliation.

Excellent. I'm going to make a Karl Marx mask and wear it while I do it.

I'll tell her I'll stop if Mrs. Palin can guess the person whose face the mask depicts. That should provide hours of fun.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I love my vagina.
About two months ago I would have said pussy, or more likely, cunt.
I still like the words, don't get me wrong, but my girlfriend really likes the word vagina, and so I've sort of embraced the word more than I ever have before.

Vagina, vagina, vagina.

I'm trying to love my Monthly. Trying is the operative word.

However, I'm definitely involved in a love affair (separate from my girlfriend) with my vagina.

 

[msjuicypussy]

I love my "pussy". I consider her to be a very valuable tool.

 

[ecstaticsub]

how did you feel about the hysterectomy? I ask because after a not very effective endometrial microwave ablation, my gyne suggested I have a hysterectomy. I was quite upset at the thought, but I suppose it's not ~so~ bad, is it?

I was 38ish when I had my vaginal hyst. I wasn't going to have anymore children. It was still a difficult decision because I had heard stories of women who were unable to orgasm after the surgery. Unfortunately it did happen to me but it was as much because of the reason I was having the hyst in the first place as the trauma of the surgery itself. After finally finding a doctor to refer me to a well trained pelvic physical therapist I was once again able to orgasm. My body has adapted to the change and I haven't stopped enjoying sex ever since.

This site is very helpful http://www.hystersisters.com/.

I do absolutely LOVE not having my period anymore. I kept my ovaries,( which were never working all that great to begin with) and I don't think I will go through menopause but we will see.

 

[the captians wench]

I was 38ish when I had my vaginal hyst. I wasn't going to have anymore children. It was still a difficult decision because I had heard stories of women who were unable to orgasm after the surgery. Unfortunately it did happen to me but it was as much because of the reason I was having the hyst in the first place as the trauma of the surgery itself. After finally finding a doctor to refer me to a well trained pelvic physical therapist I was once again able to orgasm. My body has adapted to the change and I haven't stopped enjoying sex ever since.

This site is very helpful http://www.hystersisters.com/.

I do absolutely LOVE not having my period anymore. I kept my ovaries,( which were never working all that great to begin with) and I don't think I will go through menopause but we will see.

My mom had a parcial as well, I don't remember if she still has both ovaries or just one. I will say that she did go through menopause. She didn't think she would either, but there is no doubt that she has.

I have PCOS so hysterectamy is a likely future for me. The idea is upsetting to me because I haven't had children yet. I don't know if children are a future that I really want or not, but having the option taken from me is. . . well upsetting. But it's only a posibilty, not a sure thing.

 

[SirLeo]

Excellent. I'm going to make a Karl Marx mask and wear it while I do it.

I'll tell her I'll stop if Mrs. Palin can guess the person whose face the mask depicts. That should provide hours of fun.

We're going down a total thread hijack road here but, here's my Palin fantasy...
Ms. Palin, on her knees, hands tied behind her back, 6 guys 2 girls, Ms. P is made to suck or lick each of the guys, every other guy cums in one of the girls pussy or ass, Ms. P is made to eat each creampie. While all this is going on the guys alternate fucking Ms. P's ass and pussy. My bet is that by the 2nd BJ and fucking she is begging to be my fulltime slut.....