We got big Boobs!!!

Yes, Really!

spiritshadow67 said:
oh really lmao

Marriage can mess up a great relationship. That's why I've done it twice and I'm going to do it again soon. I'm just a glutton, that way.

Top Ten Things You'll Probably NEVER Hear A Wife Say

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. That was a great fart! Do another one!

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Penthouse.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
 
Speaking of Weddings . . .

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:

"DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE VASELINE!
 
Speaking of Animals

spiritshadow67 said:
oh really lmao

Would You Like To Do This For A Living?

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacologist developed an anal suppository.

The 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good folks at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame. Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers, including one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears a full-arm glove.

FIVE people have jobs worse than yours.

Now stop complaining and get back to work!
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Would You Like To Do This For A Living?

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacologist developed an anal suppository.

The 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good folks at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame. Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers, including one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears a full-arm glove.

FIVE people have jobs worse than yours.

Now stop complaining and get back to work!


lmao..... thank god i don't have that job at the zoo... I only have to deal with the human kind *giggles* that's bad enough .....

although i wouldn't mind playing with the cute baby animals ... lol
 
yeah little animals are cute as long as you dont have to clean after them
 
bobwhitecrow said:
Would You Like To Do This For A Living?

The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring medication. The zoo people couldn't get Calle to take her dose orally, so a pharmacologist developed an anal suppository.

The 10-inch-long, four-pound, cocoa-butter bullets are crafted by the good folks at Guittard Chocolates in Burlingame. Administering the DAILY medication takes five zoo workers, including one person to distract Calle with treats and one person who wears a full-arm glove.

FIVE people have jobs worse than yours.

Now stop complaining and get back to work!


LMAO ! I will remember that one. :)
 
bobwhitecrow said:
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the
couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:

"DEAR FRIENDS,

WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE VASELINE!


LMAO... ha! ... :D :D That made my evening. I needed a laugh. Thanks!
 
TiberiusM said:
some days are like that! <shrugs>

glad you're here though! :)

:rose: :heart: :kiss:
must leave to do laundry :(
but I shall return (don't everyone groan at once) :rolleyes:
 
Peeks in and waves...

Just a quick "Hello"

Hiya Baby :rose:
Hiya Ti :)
 
I just dropped in . . .

To see if there were is anyone around (Peeks around the corner).

Well, I don't see anybody here, so I'll just go to another thread.
 
Stopped in to say hello to all my fellow busty ladies and the men who lust after them!!!! ;)

Hope you are having a wonderful day :rose:
 
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