We need volunteers!

[starkpic]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

Moving forward and staring down her foe.

While the Lady Landike is busy squawkin' at the grinnin' Bachloon, I stealthily sneak up behind her and lift over in my powerful grip. Securing both her arms to her body with my left arm as I tip her up, I tear away her lower garments with t'other arm. Bachlum shares smiles with me as the young squaw squeals her scorn and fury; holdin' her fast, I begin to unleash my leathery palm fast and hard on her firm but delicate buttocks. Squeal...squeal....squeal, mixed with blasphemy, squeal...squeal; she goes on as Blachgum approachs avec le birch!
Strap 'er down and we'll get an 'old of that little Chloe brat with the uppity clothin'." Shouts I, to my ally, Lord Bachaloon.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Landi of Churchyard

While the Lady Landike is busy squawkin' at the grinnin' Bachloon, I stealthily sneak up behind her and lift over in my powerful grip. Securing both her arms to her body with my left arm as I tip her up, I tear away her lower garments with t'other arm. Bachlum shares smiles with me as the young squaw squeals her scorn and fury; holdin' her fast, I begin to unleash my leathery palm fast and hard on her firm but delicate buttocks. Squeal...squeal....squeal, mixed with blasphemy, squeal...squeal; she goes on as Blachgum approachs avec le birch!
Strap 'er down and we'll get an 'old of that little Chloe brat with the uppity clothin'." Shouts I, to my ally, Lord Bachaloon.

My lord Stark where are all the other heroic knights,be they still away tupping the wenches in the colonies,as we appear short of blokes with haft in hand ready to plunge up to the hilt in aforesaid lovelies?

 

[starkpic]

Re: Re: Re: Landi of Churchyard

My lord Stark where are all the other heroic knights,be they still away tupping the wenches in the colonies,as we appear short of blokes with haft in hand ready to plunge up to the hilt in aforesaid lovelies?

Bugger 'em, Bachloon! The more fun for us methinks, sir!

Get the clothes off that Chloebrat while I continue thrashin' this little Lady Landike! Annabell Lee won't be up yet!

 

[Feistyred16]

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Bugger 'em, Bachloon! The more fun for us methinks, sir!

Get the clothes off that Chloebrat while I continue thrashin' this little Lady Landike! Annabell Lee won't be up yet!

Peeping in...is it safe in here??? I think not..running...fast!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

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Peeping in...is it safe in here??? I think not..running...fast!

Come back Feisty I have something for you!

greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

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Peeping in...is it safe in here??? I think not..running...fast!

Oi! Oi! Catch that little red harlot, Bachlum! She's a trouble causer, to be sure!!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Just a Little Message to pass on to you all.

Sir Fly-Me regrets that he cannot be here for the moment to address the thread, he is detained elsewhere.

Fear not, he will be back.

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[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Just a Little Message to pass on to you all.

Sir Fly-Me regrets that he cannot be here for the moment to address the thread, he is detained elsewhere.

Fear not, he will be back.

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Have you no words of defiance my lady,doth you hitch your skirts and scurry away?
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Fly-me]

Carry on...................

Carry on the good and noble work my magnificent comrades! I see you are managing to prick and tup the galactical strumpets with zest and vigor. But beware the Queen Annabelllee! The bottomless holes in Space were named after her.

I will return with my Planetary Extended Nuclear Internal Stretcher mightily aloft and at the ready to cow the enemy strumpets.

But for now I must mount my washing machine and flounce with a Knightly flourish towards the sparkling skies above Badbag - where my low cunning may assist other brave warriors in another time and another place.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Just a Little Message to pass on to you all.

Have you no words of defiance my lady,doth you hitch your skirts and scurry away?
Bachlum Chaam

NOT on yer life matey!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Just a Little Message to pass on to you all.

NOT on yer life matey!

Yon strumpet Annabell Lee may I say my lady a rare and magnificent beauty that you are,I think I shall mount you...on my mantle in my tower,or shall I just mount you,it depends how gratefull you are when I capture you
greetings Bachlum Chaam

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

I ponder on the thought of stupidity as this ignorant fool has befell his own lust. The Apache yanks back the claws of the bear and tears away the flesh of his loins and laughes as your blood spills from it as it hangs limp and useless forever.

"We Red ones are more bloodthirsty then were once believed. And yes this red woman shall cleave from you not only that part you claim your power with but shove it up your ass as well, Bachlum Chaam."

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

I ponder on the thought of stupidity as this ignorant fool has befell his own lust. The Apache yanks back the claws of the bear and tears away the flesh of his loins and laughes as your blood spills from it as it hangs limp and useless forever.

"We Red ones are more bloodthirsty then were once believed. And yes this red woman shall cleave from you not only that part you claim your power with but shove it up your ass as well, Bachlum Chaam."

My lady Landiek,once you awaken from your dreams and return to reality,may I suggest that unless you moderate your overly aggressive tone,when you are captured I may keep you for my plaything, but if thy tone continues I may just throw you to the rank and file for use as a whore.
I hate to disaubuse you of your idea my lady but never do I hang limp,so get thee ready to accept a rodgering of biblical proportions then you crave my every caress
Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

I ponder on the thought of stupidity as this ignorant fool has befell his own lust. The Apache yanks back the claws of the bear and tears away the flesh of his loins and laughes as your blood spills from it as it hangs limp and useless forever.

"We Red ones are more bloodthirsty then were once believed. And yes this red woman shall cleave from you not only that part you claim your power with but shove it up your ass as well, Bachlum Chaam."

My lady Landiek,once you awaken from your dreams and return to reality,may I suggest that unless you moderate your overly aggressive tone,when you are captured I may keep you for my plaything, but if thy tone continues I may just throw you to the rank and file for use as a whore.
I hate to disaubuse you of your idea my lady but never do I hang limp,so get thee ready to accept a rodgering of biblical proportions then you crave my every caress
Bachlum Chaam

 

[GeronimosGirl]

Orchid Geronimo

" How so is it that some never learn"

Coming from a shadowed place and wacking starkpic with the old fashioned weapon called a frying pan.

Staring at this beast who dares assualt one of my kindred.

( We Apaches have to stick together you know )

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flowers may flatter but kisses are better... GG

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Orchid Geronimo

" How so is it that some never learn"

Coming from a shadowed place and wacking starkpic with the old fashioned weapon called a frying pan.

Staring at this beast who dares assualt one of my kindred.

( We Apaches have to stick together you know )

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flowers may flatter but kisses are better... GG

My lovely lady GeronimosGirl if you could save me the trouble of chasing you,could you see your way to disrobing and assuming a slave posture legs spread on your haunches looking at the ground.
This would save me the bother of defeating you in battle my lady
so what say you?

masterfull Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

Re: Orchid Geronimo

" How so is it that some never learn"

Coming from a shadowed place and wacking starkpic with the old fashioned weapon called a frying pan.

Staring at this beast who dares assualt one of my kindred.

( We Apaches have to stick together you know )

__________________________________________________

flowers may flatter but kisses are better... GG

Ha...har...har...har..guffaw... why you wag-wiggling squawkin' squaw come out of your wig-wam tent to brave this brave have ye??! Yer sos-pans and fryin'pans are no match fer this 'ere mighty totem pole, mi' red-blooded little red-buttocks!!!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Having faced two of the three rogues before in battle, Ladies Landi and Orchid and Cloe, I daresay I know of their weaknesses. They are quite delusional regarding the size of codpiece weaponry they carry and honestly think it worthy! Woe, Woe, Woe… As for the dastardly Sir BeChasm, his ranting and raving may wither and sere those unfortunate females on the lower level of the evolutionary scale, but alas, we soar far above.

I possess, as Sir Fly-Poker pointed out – NNBB. A major weapon of mass distortion. Sir Starkpucker can oft be found lounging in the nearest Pub hallucinating over a pint. Sir Fly-Paper does have a formidable weapon… the flatulence that spews from both ends… rather noxious and beastly stench… best to stay upwind of him.

Mounted? Ah, Dear Sir Backto Chimp, unless you possess a more worthy display of prowess than your tongue suggests thus far… NOT! Although you may be good enough to parade before our Ladies as a lesson – AIM HIGHER!

And again as for you Dear Fly-Butt, when you return from your meandering travel – comeuppance is surely yours. As for your Planetary Extended Nuclear Internal Stretcher? P.E.N.I.S. – didn’t I tell you ladies? Such delusion!

So dear Ladies, climb aboard and it is easy picking – Sir Stork (whacked senseless by the intrepid Lady Orchid – WELL DONE!) and Sir Charmster why, no doubt he’s easily found… probably boning up on … well you get the idea. And Lady Landi! You are a formidable weapon! And very talented!… so glad you are on our side! Lady Cloe - we have need of your weaponry!

We four are more than able to whip the earthmen into submission!

 

[starkpic]

The meandering mouthpiece....

Oooh...ho..hohoho..ho..deary deary me! The meandering mouthpiece of female fragility....ho...bloody..ho... empty bloody vessels...ha..hahaha....limitless loud loquacisity, fresh from fish markets of Billingsgate and Folkestone. This harlot from Hades and her flimsy little squaws and brats stand not a ha'puth of chance against our steam technology and brassiere burning braziers on which our branding irons will be burnished for the braising of brazen hussies' buxom buttocks!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Having faced two of the three rogues before in battle, Ladies Landi and Orchid and Cloe, I daresay I know of their weaknesses. They are quite delusional regarding the size of codpiece weaponry they carry and honestly think it worthy! Woe, Woe, Woe… As for the dastardly Sir BeChasm, his ranting and raving may wither and sere those unfortunate females on the lower level of the evolutionary scale, but alas, we soar far above.

I possess, as Sir Fly-Poker pointed out – NNBB. A major weapon of mass distortion. Sir Starkpucker can oft be found lounging in the nearest Pub hallucinating over a pint. Sir Fly-Paper does have a formidable weapon… the flatulence that spews from both ends… rather noxious and beastly stench… best to stay upwind of him.

Mounted? Ah, Dear Sir Backto Chimp, unless you possess a more worthy display of prowess than your tongue suggests thus far… NOT! Although you may be good enough to parade before our Ladies as a lesson – AIM HIGHER!

And again as for you Dear Fly-Butt, when you return from your meandering travel – comeuppance is surely yours. As for your Planetary Extended Nuclear Internal Stretcher? P.E.N.I.S. – didn’t I tell you ladies? Such delusion!

So dear Ladies, climb aboard and it is easy picking – Sir Stork (whacked senseless by the intrepid Lady Orchid – WELL DONE!) and Sir Charmster why, no doubt he’s easily found… probably boning up on … well you get the idea. And Lady Landi! You are a formidable weapon! And very talented!… so glad you are on our side! Lady Cloe - we have need of your weaponry!

We four are more than able to whip the earthmen into submission!

My dear, delusional also dopy darlings,pray tell who is lady Orchid,be she another denizen from the dank underworld which spawned you?

It appears that I must unleash that most awesome of weapon from mine armoury The Orgasmatronic Necrotizing Giver upper of Ecstacy (T.O.N.G.U.E.) for short,which is the first weapon for short range manipulation of the cosmos.

So girlies roll up and which of you lovelies care to face the demon T.O.N.G.U.E. Now we shall check your ordnance ourselves,bring it on my ladies.

Never fear ladies we have Testicular Fortitude so show me what you,ve got my girlies,come hither to your master.

Greetibgs Bachlum Chaam

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Having faced two of the three rogues before in battle, Ladies Landi and Orchid and Cloe, I daresay I know of their weaknesses. They are quite delusional regarding the size of codpiece weaponry they carry and honestly think it worthy! Woe, Woe, Woe… As for the dastardly Sir BeChasm, his ranting and raving may wither and sere those unfortunate females on the lower level of the evolutionary scale, but alas, we soar far above.

I possess, as Sir Fly-Poker pointed out – NNBB. A major weapon of mass distortion. Sir Starkpucker can oft be found lounging in the nearest Pub hallucinating over a pint. Sir Fly-Paper does have a formidable weapon… the flatulence that spews from both ends… rather noxious and beastly stench… best to stay upwind of him.

Mounted? Ah, Dear Sir Backto Chimp, unless you possess a more worthy display of prowess than your tongue suggests thus far… NOT! Although you may be good enough to parade before our Ladies as a lesson – AIM HIGHER!

And again as for you Dear Fly-Butt, when you return from your meandering travel – comeuppance is surely yours. As for your Planetary Extended Nuclear Internal Stretcher? P.E.N.I.S. – didn’t I tell you ladies? Such delusion!

So dear Ladies, climb aboard and it is easy picking – Sir Stork (whacked senseless by the intrepid Lady Orchid – WELL DONE!) and Sir Charmster why, no doubt he’s easily found… probably boning up on … well you get the idea. And Lady Landi! You are a formidable weapon! And very talented!… so glad you are on our side! Lady Cloe - we have need of your weaponry!

We four are more than able to whip the earthmen into submission!

My dear, delusional also dopy darlings,pray tell who is lady Orchid,be she another denizen from the dank underworld which spawned you?

It appears that I must unleash that most awesome of weapon from mine armoury The Orgasmatronic Necrotizing Giver upper of Ecstacy (T.O.N.G.U.E.) for short,which is the first weapon for short range manipulation of the cosmos.

So girlies roll up and which of you lovelies care to face the demon T.O.N.G.U.E. Now we shall check your ordnance ourselves,bring it on my ladies.

Never fear ladies we have Testicular Fortitude so show me what you,ve got my girlies,come hither to your master.

Greetibgs Bachlum Chaam

 

[starkpic]

My dear, delusional also dopy darlings,pray tell who is lady Orchid,be she another denizen from the dank underworld which spawned you?

It appears that I must unleash that most awesome of weapon from mine armoury The Orgasmatronic Necrotizing Giver upper of Ecstacy (T.O.N.G.U.E.) for short,which is the first weapon for short range manipulation of the cosmos.

So girlies roll up and which of you lovelies care to face the demon T.O.N.G.U.E. Now we shall check your ordnance ourselves,bring it on my ladies.

Never fear ladies we have Testicular Fortitude so show me what you,ve got my girlies,come hither to your master.

Greetibgs Bachlum Chaam

Either I'm wearin' the wrong specs or there's an echo around here!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Either I'm wearin' the wrong specs or there's an echo around here!

One has such naffing lag sir,Doth thou not read ones messages squire Stork?

 

[starkpic]

One has such naffing lag sir,Doth thou not read ones messages squire Stork?

'naffing lag'? Don't ye come the Jomo Kenyatta with me, Bachlum Shame! I've answered your messages, sir, if that's the cause of this questionable questionaire. Via the latest electronic mail!

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Hmmmm.

Little bit of contention among the male ranks!

(snicker)