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[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

"Ohhhhhh boys......" Teasing in my native loincloth and just that loincloth. Letting my 44DD sway enticingly. "Looking for me?"

I slip from behind a tree and motion to you three with my finger. "This way ... unless you all are too sodden from liqour. Catch me and I am yours... that is providing you can catch me."

I disappear behind another tree. Waiting and listening to the sound of your steps. Using a shielder to hide myself among the trees. Hide and seek just took a turn and twist.

So who comes into the woods first?

I go looking for the lovely Landiek who has been hiding away in terror for days,slipping from tree to tree........

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

"Ohhhhhh boys......" Teasing in my native loincloth and just that loincloth. Letting my 44DD sway enticingly. "Looking for me?"

I slip from behind a tree and motion to you three with my finger. "This way ... unless you all are too sodden from liqour. Catch me and I am yours... that is providing you can catch me."

I disappear behind another tree. Waiting and listening to the sound of your steps. Using a shielder to hide myself among the trees. Hide and seek just took a turn and twist.

So who comes into the woods first?

Psst.... Lady Landi - c'mere... Let's ambush him!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Landi of Churchyard

Psst.... Lady Landi - c'mere... Let's ambush him!

Pah ladies I laugh in the face of your pouting wantoness the Lady Landi with breasts out pointing horizontally at me ,and the Ice Maiden melting under my hungry gaze.
Do your worst ladies

 

[thatbratcloe]

Cloe of Lochlyness

Ambush we did.. capturing Sir Beaten now. Being thrilled at the ease that he fell into the trap and this time I co-cocked him into unconscienceness.

We took him back to our ship and plotted to catch Sir Stark and Sir Fly-Paper as Queen Annabellee...

Orchid, Landi and I went before Queen Annabellee with our prize and smirked that we had the upper hand ...

Okay Stark and Fly on ....what cha gonna do now... * nyah nyah*

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

Ambush we did.. capturing Sir Beaten now. Being thrilled at the ease that he fell into the trap and this time I co-cocked him into unconscienceness.

We took him back to our ship and plotted to catch Sir Stark and Sir Fly-Paper as Queen Annabellee...

Orchid, Landi and I went before Queen Annabellee with our prize and smirked that we had the upper hand ...

Okay Stark and Fly on ....what cha gonna do now... * nyah nyah*

OH SO VERY WELL DONE LADIES!


perhaps he can afford me a little amusement... (stress the ahum....little....) whilst you go after the other two...

(sorry.. edited... I was tired when I read the post... sorrry you all. I just figured out I have BC!)

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

OH SO VERY WELL DONE LADIES!

.... take your pick....

perhaps they can afford us a little amusement... (stress the ahum....little....)

Hah my lady you only make fun until I would stick it in your ear

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Re: Cloe of Lochlyness

Hah my lady you only make fun until I would stick it in your ear

Hmmm... Is that one of the fetishes in the "World Book of Fetishes"?

And come now, I didn't think it was quite THAT small...

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

I congradulate Cloe on her cunning and we figure a way to apprehend the other two *smirks*

 

[GeronimosGirl]

Orchid

I speak privately with Landi and we plan on how to catch Sir Stark
We devise a good method and I set out to draw the fly to the honey

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Orchid

I speak privately with Landi and we plan on how to catch Sir Stark
We devise a good method and I set out to draw the fly to the honey

Ahhh and what honey my lady

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Orchid

Ahhh and what honey my lady

I just figured out I screwed up the post up yonder...

I have you right where I want you Sir Backle Chum.

Now what shall I do with you?

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Orchid

I just figured out I screwed up the post up yonder...

I have you right where I want you Sir Backle Chum.

Now what shall I do with you?

May one have the temerity to whisper in ones ear Ice Maiden?

 

[Annabelllee2003]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Orchid

May one have the temerity to whisper in ones ear Ice Maiden?

why sure.... after a MENTOS...

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Orchid

why sure.... after a MENTOS...

My darling lady Ice Maiden I will surmise that Mentos are breath freshners of some colonial make,alas my lady you misjudge me if I would ever comment about your oral hygiene,I am a gentleman after all
Bachlum Chaam

 

[GeronimosGirl]

Orchid

Using a few moments to thank the Great Spirit I go out and my Prey.

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

I test my bonds ...hmmm lucky they were tied by wenches mayhap a little movement,methinks I,ll get out of these in time

 

[GeronimosGirl]

Orchid

I had done made sure that he would not be escaping too readily. I use metal to hold him to the area for our Queen's benefit as we had given her first turn.

"Queen Annabellee he is yours first and should be used to your whim My'Lady."

Tightening the length that holds him captive to our desires or anything else that may arise.

 

[Annabelllee2003]

ah, My dear Lady Orchid and the Ladies Cloe, Landi are of true warrior blood - worthy ... most worthy.

...Nice try Bach... (neener!)

walking around the captive earth man with a speculating, calculating, cogitating, ponderating gleam in my eyes...

Sooo... tell me Sir Bach-in-Chains... what say you?
as I stop before the prisioner...

 

[thatbratcloe]

Cloe of Lochlyness

We are in agreement as Queen Annabellee has first dibs

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

ah, My dear Lady Orchid and the Ladies Cloe, Landi are of true warrior blood - worthy ... most worthy.

...Nice try Bach... (neener!)

walking around the captive earth man with a speculating, calculating, cogitating, ponderating gleam in my eyes...

Sooo... tell me Sir Bach-in-Chains... what say you?
as I stop before the prisioner...

My dear lady Ice Queen show me what you,ve got,do your damndest I spit on your puny efforts

 

[starkpic]

My dear lady Ice Queen show me what you,ve got,do your damndest I spit on your puny efforts

What ails thee, Bachlum, thou fine figure of a man?
'Pon mi' cart here, I bring some items of great use for our venture; nettings of coarse denier, for the taking and captivity of impertient females, rods, chains, poles, perches, branding irons and all manner of whipping implements, which it would be my pleasure to share with thee, sir!

 

[Bachlum Chaam]

What ails thee, Bachlum, thou fine figure of a man?
'Pon mi' cart here, I bring some items of great use for our venture; nettings of coarse denier, for the taking and captivity of impertient females, rods, chains, poles, perches, branding irons and all manner of whipping implements, which it would be my pleasure to share with thee, sir!

Pah Stark here I am captured by these heathens,and you are as much use as a chocolate watch

 

[landiek]

Landi of Churchyard

Poor Stark he may become easy picking now that he is soloed out
*snicker*

 

[starkpic]

Re: Landi of Churchyard

Poor Stark he may become easy picking now that he is soloed out
*snicker*

Swooooshhhhhh! Out of nowhere, flies the mighty net, cast by Starkpic's mighty arm, and, within a second, the yappy young woman is hoisted up to hang netted from the branch.
I, Starkpic, walk steadily around the squealin' wench givin' her an occasional prod with mi' sharpo stick. Makin' her fast, I then dart off to release my tired comrade, who was stupid enough to fall foul of these pathetic harlots from Hades.
On arrivin' at the scene, just a half furlong away, I see the tiresome strumpets have gossiped themselves to sleep and Bachlum is sufferin' only from boredom induced by their ludicrous and incessant chat. I swiftly cut him loose and we share my flask, while we net the other nubile young imps.

 

[starkpic]

The awakening!

The net goes over the Chloe brat and the little tart from Geronimo's hareem as Bachlum pulls away the blankets, before he rushes for'ard to stake out the witch, Annabell Lee. The two naked squealers I have netted are well secured and, like landDyke, before them, are hoisted high into the branches. I stoke up the smoulderin' fire and add their clothes and some bits of wood.
"Get the brandin' irons off t'cart, Bachlum! We'll 'ave some merriment now!"