Weed's Garden of Ecstasy (A Fantasy Resort)

[weed]

Slips quietly through the resort to a quiet section of the garden overlooking the water, sinking wearily to the ground as shoulders slump in defeat. Perhaps she can find herself here.

Sometimes when I'm troubled I go sit amongst my plant friends and seed their peace and wisdom. Sometimes they share it with me.

You can only find yourself within yourself but sometimes things outside of yourself can help to show you the way.

One of my favorite power plants...you have to look deep to see her beauty...

http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/images/mugwort.jpg

 

[weed]

is this real or a fantasy come true??? it would be my pleasure Weed......oh boy, oh boy (happy dance around my desk)

service is really my true delight in life......and the job starts today...yeah!!

I just got the most interesting request from Proofread Manxy

checking the list:

1. 3 fluff girls
2. lambswool rug
3. brown paper bags

yep got them all.......but I sure do wish to know what his plans are

Good job, Hong....I see you've been hard at work covering all of our guests needs. You certainly seem to have gotten to know some of Manxy's pleasures. Seems like he'll have his hands full there...the gift shop has some toys that might help him out....

Elektro-String

 

[weed]

We are so lucky the Resort has resurrection on it's list of fantasies...Tiny will be joining us in the Beergarden later for some light entertainment...

http://www.cmgww.com/music/tim/photo6.html



....or ....is that Hong in disguise?

 

[concrete]

WEEDS GARDEN

I happen to upon a place this past Monday , that I must tell you about.
Since it was a 3 day weekend,much of which was spent with friends, and all that can entrail, the joking,drinking,talking..........

I went for a pleasent jogging run by myself, to both feel better and rid my-self of toxic self indulgence....whatever.
found myself down this country lane I had not been to before.
kept on running and came across this this ornate iron gate that was covered in green ivy ...it was slightly open.

Stopping, and not knowing exactly where i was,approached the gate and peeked inside...looking - back , towards the east I saw many wonderfull sights,looking straight ahead ,I saw a place to go to.Glancing to the West was a little used trail that held me spellbound..the path least taken.


Quick glance at my watch and I had to go
couldn,t bother these folks anymore
Besides I needed a shower and a cold drink.

Someday I hope I remember where that place was...I'd like to go back,this time inside,meet the people that stay inside the ivy gate

 

[Guest]

I'm not sure where Hong came up with the idea..

for:

1. 3 fluff girls
2. lambswool rug
3. brown paper bags


Say, what is this door here... labeled "LADY'S O"...

*Opening...*

WOW!


http://www.dialuphell.com/Pictures/Random/Huge%20Lesbian%20Orgy.jpg

 

[Lady_Sam]

I hope you are feeling better Lady Sam

Dearest Hong, both your post here and your pm have helped me tremendously....though I would certainly still appreciate the concierge paying special attention to the lost guest...

 

[Lady_Sam]

Sometimes when I'm troubled I go sit amongst my plant friends and seed their peace and wisdom. Sometimes they share it with me.

You can only find yourself within yourself but sometimes things outside of yourself can help to show you the way.

One of my favorite power plants...you have to look deep to see her beauty...

http://www.sarahsarchangels.com/images/mugwort.jpg

The search within myself isn't always easy, but this place is tranquil and I hope to be allowed to keep visiting. And thank you weed. I shall indeed try what you have suggested in pm.

 

[hongluobo]

Dearest Hong, both your post here and your pm have helped me tremendously....though I would certainly still appreciate the concierge paying special attention to the lost guest...

Am glad to be of service my sweet Lady. Perhaps you might want to sample some nourishing fruits while you are lost in the woods?

the root is perhaps a bit strong, and the peaches are a bit fuzzy but they are great for picking up the spirits

and a plus a light to your graceful hand for you.

 

[hongluobo]

Good job, Hong....I see you've been hard at work covering all of our guests needs. You certainly seem to have gotten to know some of Manxy's pleasures. Seems like he'll have his hands full there...the gift shop has some toys that might help him out....

Elektro-String

Thanks so much for the acknowledgement my dearest Weed, it seems that Manxy is having the time of his life checking out what's behind all those doors.....I believe he is now testing out some new toys in the playroom if you want to find him

 

[Bob NN]

Good Morning, Hong, or whatever time it is in Beijing. Have a good one.

 

[Bob NN]

You too, Weed.

 

[Lady_Sam]

Am glad to be of service my sweet Lady. Perhaps you might want to sample some nourishing fruits while you are lost in the woods?

the root is perhaps a bit strong, and the peaches are a bit fuzzy but they are great for picking up the spirits

and a plus a light to your graceful hand for you.

Oh dear sir i believe the root was just perfectly hard and the peaches fuzz was very soft. However...the root seemed to have this odd problem of "jumping" whenever it was approached...could you explain why it does this?

 

[hongluobo]

We are so lucky the Resort has resurrection on it's list of fantasies...Tiny will be joining us in the Beergarden later for some light entertainment...

http://www.cmgww.com/music/tim/photo6.html



....or ....is that Hong in disguise?

LOL, but my God he really is ugly!!! and for once, i just don't have a pic for this one...ya got to wait until Halloween

 

[weed]

Re: I'm not sure where Hong came up with the idea..

for:

1. 3 fluff girls
2. lambswool rug
3. brown paper bags


Say, what is this door here... labeled "LADY'S O"...

*Opening...*

WOW!

Oops, guess you found the Ladies Workout Room....(next time just ask, I'll show you the peephole)

And don't worry....full disclosure here at the Resort....the ladies know you're watching

 

[weed]

Oh dear sir i believe the root was just perfectly hard and the peaches fuzz was very soft. However...the root seemed to have this odd problem of "jumping" whenever it was approached...could you explain why it does this?

Some of those roots have minds of their own....fortunately I've noticed they jump at some of the most real things. Like you and me

 

[weed]

You too, Weed.

And there certainly are all kinds of roots jumping today.

Hi, back at ya Bob....if you want a little help with that floppy maybe this root will help you....

http://www.sciencebase.com/images/ginseng-a.jpg


Aah, sweet root lovin'....


http://www.kccla.org/images/ginseng.gif

 

[weed]

LOL, but my God he really is ugly!!! and for once, i just don't have a pic for this one...ya got to wait until Halloween

Aaah, you can come imageless once in a while.

Guess for you that's kind of like being speechless.

Here a little ginseng for you too...lol, sorry I couldn't find a bikini to package her up with....

http://www.quickchange.com/ginsengstore/images/ginseng.jpg

 

[weed]

Re: WEEDS GARDEN

I happen to upon a place this past Monday , that I must tell you about.
Since it was a 3 day weekend,much of which was spent with friends, and all that can entrail, the joking,drinking,talking..........

I went for a pleasent jogging run by myself, to both feel better and rid my-self of toxic self indulgence....whatever.
found myself down this country lane I had not been to before.
kept on running and came across this this ornate iron gate that was covered in green ivy ...it was slightly open.

Stopping, and not knowing exactly where i was,approached the gate and peeked inside...looking - back , towards the east I saw many wonderfull sights,looking straight ahead ,I saw a place to go to.Glancing to the West was a little used trail that held me spellbound..the path least taken.


Quick glance at my watch and I had to go
couldn,t bother these folks anymore
Besides I needed a shower and a cold drink.

Someday I hope I remember where that place was...I'd like to go back,this time inside,meet the people that stay inside the ivy gate

Hi Concrete....nice of you to stop in.

That path sounds so enticing. I don't know if I could have resisted....especially the one less traveled. I know of one path I followed for an adventure once that led me to a beautiful view. The scenery was not as tropical as here at the Resort but still quite breathtaking....

http://www.birdingamerica.com/Maine/Maine%20images/campeqh.jpg

 

[hongluobo]

Oh dear sir i believe the root was just perfectly hard and the peaches fuzz was very soft. However...the root seemed to have this odd problem of "jumping" whenever it was approached...could you explain why it does this?

My dear lady, I apologize for the unruliness of that root. I do believe though that squeezing those soft fuzzy peaches might have something to do with its behaviour as it's purpose in life is to provide sweet cream to go with the peaches so as too provide a more balanced nourishment. On getting a whiff of the sweet scent exuded by those peaches, it will often jump to attention as it readies itself to fullfill its life mission.

The best way to deal with those situations is to provide the proper receptacle for the root to discharge its duties. It may take some time, but I've been told that being part of this root relief effort can actually be quite uplifting to the spirits. On completion, you may then lay back and lazily eat those peaches with their sweet cream.

For your edification, I have taken the liberty of posting a picture of the recommended receptacle properly prepared with peach juices designed to provoke the root to do its duty.

I do hope that this works for you and please do let me know if there is anything else we can do to make your stay a comfortable one.

Your faithful servant,

Dr. Hong

 

[weed]

This morning we will hike to the top of Mount Weed....there we can meditate amongst the trees as we look down on the treasure of the island....

http://www.2gobaja.com/images/images2/bahiacon.jpg

 

[weed]

LMAO...

You are not sorry....I can tell

Dr. Hong

 

[hongluobo]

Where is Lienm?

is he lost at sea?

I had arranged a nice hot bath and massage for him, but it seems that his massseuses started to have fun without him....tsk tsk tsk lienm missing out on all that fun......

bathmates for Lienm

 

[Lady_Sam]

Dear Dr Hong,

Thank you so very much for the lesson. I shall attempt the recommended therapy as soon as possible. Should one do this excercise solo or with partner, dr?

 

[hongluobo]

Dear Dr Hong,

Thank you so very much for the lesson. I shall attempt the recommended therapy as soon as possible. Should one do this excercise solo or with partner, dr?

I see that you are an enthusiastic student for the art of making sweet desserts. The recipe for peaches and cream is really rather complicated for neophytes and it is therefore highly recommended that you have a partner or better yet, guidance and supervision from a professional creamer.

I just happen to have obtained my doctorate in creamology, and have a masters in fruit applications and would be most delighted to give a few pointers in the art. I do have peach root and a variety of fruits in my office, but do not have any proper receptacles. Should you wish to take up my offer of professional instruction, you must bring along a receptacle that we can properly lubricate with the juices, as it is essential for making a truly delectable dessert.

Hongluobo Phd (piled high and deep)

 

[lienm]

Re: Where is Lienm?

is he lost at sea?

I had arranged a nice hot bath and massage for him, but it seems that his massseuses started to have fun without him....tsk tsk tsk lienm missing out on all that fun......

bathmates for Lienm

Hong thanks for the bathmates, just away from Lit due to work and being on the road nice to get a warm bath

How's Beijing?