What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Xerxes82]

A tight black top, squeezing some glorious breasts. Glasses. And the fact that I can't have my hands on her for another 90 minutes or so. I'm dying here.

This place is kinda boring lately. I was going to say "ho-hum" but didn't want to be accused of kink shaming.

Clearly you just need to get your kit off and brighten the place up.

 

[Mattentive]

2022: Bleaching your butthole is technically changing your ring tone.

1922: Bleaching your dingus is like dialing your telephone.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/young-female-hand-red-nails-polish-sweater-holding-old-phone-wooden-desk-close-up-finger-dial-telephone-numbers-woman-106359479.jpg

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Fuck.. that was such a good shower the only thing that could've made it better would be if someone had joined me

 

[mnbreastluver]

You see the world differently when you need a bottle opener.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It's never too late to decide you don't care about being late.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Why did my walls just shake as something BOOMed through the building??

 

[AmberLGreen]

I had a dream once where my childhood home had grass that was controlled by a knob in the garage. You turned it one way the lawn receded into shorter stature, the other and it extended to full rainforest.

Made for a great Tiki party.

They should make merkins like that

 

[AmberLGreen]

This place is kinda boring lately. I was going to say "ho-hum" but didn't want to be accused of kink shaming.

You can say that whenever you like. I can’t sing (as you well know) but I can hum

 

[cheekygirl75]

They should make merkins like that

I wish I could transplant whatever it is that is making a bald patch down there to most of the rest of my body! Why aren't scientists harnessing the power of bald people to deal with hair removal?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I wish I could transplant whatever it is that is making a bald patch down there to most of the rest of my body! Why aren't scientists harnessing the power of bald people to deal with hair removal?

But then when you get to my age and feel cold all of the time, you will be grateful that it all still grows. I am growing my own stockings for the coming winter

 

[cheekygirl75]

But then when you get to my age and feel cold all of the time, you will be grateful that it all still grows. I am growing my own stockings for the coming winter

When does the feeling cold all the time start? Because I'm SO over this feeling hot all the time

 

[AmberLGreen]

When does the feeling cold all the time start? Because I'm SO over this feeling hot all the time

You will never stop feeling hot because you are hot

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

"Hot as balls" is exactly how it feels outside around here today

Though it's more humidity than the actual temperature

 

[cheekygirl75]

You will never stop feeling hot because you are hot

Well, so are you!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Over 100F out... I'm boiling...

And walking around in my boxers.

 

[AmberLGreen]

"Hot as balls" is exactly how it feels outside around here today

Though it's more humidity than the actual temperature

https://c.tenor.com/g845Xxu8OMQAAAAM/baby-powder-rash.gif

 

[HeavyBalls]

https://c.tenor.com/g845Xxu8OMQAAAAM/baby-powder-rash.gif

Accurate...

 

[Xerxes82]

You can say that whenever you like. I can’t sing (as you well know) but I can hum

I'm not thrilled by singing or humming. Or whistling.

How's your moaning?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm not thrilled by singing or humming. Or whistling.

How's your moaning?

My ex said I was a right nag and always moaning

 

[Xerxes82]

My ex said I was a right nag and always moaning

Hmm.

Not quite what I had in mind...

 

[TongueLust]

A beautiful dream, I hope he's doing well.

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m starving. I wish the child would hurry up.

 

[Xerxes82]

I’m starving. I wish the child would hurry up.

You're not roasting the child, are you?

 

[Chillygirl]

You're not roasting the child, are you?

Lol I might if she doesn’t hurry up!

 

[Xerxes82]

Lol I might if she doesn’t hurry up!

Sage. Sage is your friend.