What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Esslemont]

Mattie...

I told you that I would find a piece of heaven on earth....

3 hours of fishing in absolute serenity without a single bite, and not giving a fuck that I didn’t.

You’d love it here nerd.

P.S. I’m almost black as tar from the sun and Michelle is burnt to a crisp. Tell Jules she wins....barely.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I need two more successful practices before my presentation today...

 

[mnbreastluver]

It is surprisingly difficult to throw away a trash can.

 

[Mrtenant]

When does the feeling cold all the time start? Because I'm SO over this feeling hot all the time

Somebody's gotta be hot. You go girl! You fire

 

[EnigmaSquared]

I love cats. I love girls. But I fucking hate catgirls. They aren't cute. They aren't sexy. They're just...no.

And yet, I'm actually pretty okay with tail plugs. If she's got an amazing ass? By all means, plug it in and I'll happily hold your tail while railing you from behind. But as soon as the cat ears go on, my dick couldn't get more flaccid without liquefying and dripping off my body.

 

[ydahecnot]

I love cats. I love girls. But I fucking hate catgirls. They aren't cute. They aren't sexy. They're just...no.

And yet, I'm actually pretty okay with tail plugs. If she's got an amazing ass? By all means, plug it in and I'll happily hold your tail while railing you from behind. But as soon as the cat ears go on, my dick couldn't get more flaccid without liquefying and dripping off my body.

Julie Newmar weeps

 

[Misshotndeep]

I don’t have sexual fantasies anymore. I was a bit alarmed to notice this. All my day dreams are about romance and having a clean house without doing all the work! I think I have just been fucked over one time to many by guys.

 

[Suntimefuntime]

I hate when I take a long hot shower to relax but then it takes forever to cool down afterwards…first world problems.

 

[ImSinister]

I hate when I take a long hot shower to relax but then it takes forever to cool down afterwards…first world problems.

I have a bad habit of trying to solve problems. If your post meant cool down as cool down I usually bring down the temp slowly before I leave the shower.

If you meant cool down as “cool down” I say where’s the problem?

 

[ImSinister]

Sunday will be funday

 

[Misshotndeep]

So glad I didn’t do that today. 100% an for me!!!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

If everyone stopped masturbating would the world be an angry place.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The most acceptable type of theft is taking the extra bag of chips/candy bar that fell in the vending machine when you only paid for one.

 

[Jake069258]

How badly I want this week to go by so fast, and then next week to draaaaaaaaaag.

 

[cheekygirl75]

How badly I want this week to go by so fast, and then next week to draaaaaaaaaag.

Are *you* the reason this week is going soooooo slowly???

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

It's like the scales lifted from my eyes and I can suddenly see that Lit is full of Trolls. So many more trolls than I ever realized...

 

[Sundayschild]

Trolls

It's like the scales lifted from my eyes and I can suddenly see that Lit is full of Trolls. So many more trolls than I ever realized...

Trolls have scales...just sayin'...

 

[Jake069258]

Are *you* the reason this week is going soooooo slowly???

Probably...

I have been literally staring at the clock, just watching the hands go round and round!! Haha

 

[ThatGuyInTheCorner]

No good.

 

[Xerxes82]

Now I just need a partner to break in the new mattress...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Today is the first day ever I have been sexually attracted to Paul Reiser.

 

[Misshotndeep]

It amazes me how many people are looking for their Mr/Mrs right but have put so little effort into being their dream partners best match. It’s like a dumpster fire looking for a nice beach to smolder on.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that we went from anal being taboo to eating ass being socially acceptable in about 5 years.

 

[AveryElle]

I’m so lucky to have had time with @AlpineFresco but it’s also so cruel that it’s never more. It’s cruel that my swollen lower lip from his bites will slowly heal. And the laundry that smells of him will be washed.