What’s Crossing Your Mind II

Mattie...

I told you that I would find a piece of heaven on earth....

3 hours of fishing in absolute serenity without a single bite, and not giving a fuck that I didn’t.

You’d love it here nerd.

P.S. I’m almost black as tar from the sun and Michelle is burnt to a crisp. Tell Jules she wins....barely.
 
I love cats. I love girls. But I fucking hate catgirls. They aren't cute. They aren't sexy. They're just...no.

And yet, I'm actually pretty okay with tail plugs. If she's got an amazing ass? By all means, plug it in and I'll happily hold your tail while railing you from behind. But as soon as the cat ears go on, my dick couldn't get more flaccid without liquefying and dripping off my body.
 
I love cats. I love girls. But I fucking hate catgirls. They aren't cute. They aren't sexy. They're just...no.

And yet, I'm actually pretty okay with tail plugs. If she's got an amazing ass? By all means, plug it in and I'll happily hold your tail while railing you from behind. But as soon as the cat ears go on, my dick couldn't get more flaccid without liquefying and dripping off my body.
Julie Newmar weeps
 
I don’t have sexual fantasies anymore. I was a bit alarmed to notice this. All my day dreams are about romance and having a clean house without doing all the work! I think I have just been fucked over one time to many by guys.
 
I hate when I take a long hot shower to relax but then it takes forever to cool down afterwards…first world problems. 🫣
I have a bad habit of trying to solve problems. If your post meant cool down as cool down I usually bring down the temp slowly before I leave the shower.

If you meant cool down as “cool down” I say where’s the problem? 😜
 
The most acceptable type of theft is taking the extra bag of chips/candy bar that fell in the vending machine when you only paid for one.
 
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