What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

It’s not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Men take off more bras than they put on.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My dad finically telling my mom about something I did when I was 5. I am in my 40s now. I also have zero memory of the incident. Talk about hilarious! What? Did he think to get me in trouble? Silly dad.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I feel like I have a hangover without the headache.

 

[Windman1]

I need to get off my ass and into the wood sho.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Allergies! Because nature kinda hates you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Small penises haven't been weeded out by natural selection... so good news!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Small penises haven't been weeded out by natural selection... so good news!!

I hear it’s the skill with the tool, not the tool itself.

 

[Sundayschild]

When someone starts a sentence with the word 'Apparently ', its immediately suspicious

 

[hotoldrguy]

When someone starts a sentence with the word 'Apparently ', its immediately suspicious

or sarcastic

 

[jason28053]

When someone starts a sentence with the word 'Apparently ', its immediately suspicious

That’s not immediately apparent.

 

[jason28053]

I hear it’s the skill with the tool, not the tool itself.

I think this goes for the tongue too

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love when it rains so hard you can’t see out the windshield. Speed and water.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I love when it rains so hard you can’t see out the windshield. Speed and water.

Be careful!

 

[Mrtenant]

Instead of hump day...it's now What The Hell???? Wednesdays!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Instead of hump day...it's now What The Hell???? Wednesdays!

Woo hoo! Does this mean we can run around naked all day?

 

[Mrtenant]

Woo hoo! Does this mean we can run around naked all day?

(Always someone that wants to pervert these things, -usually BFG) Well, none of us...just you. Go ahead, we'll watch.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, none of us...just you. Go ahead, we'll watch.

Ah, what the hell..it's Wednesday!

 

[Mrtenant]

Ah, what the hell..it's Wednesday!

Yes it is, send nudes. (What the Hell Wednesday)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

When someone starts a sentence with the word 'Apparently ', its immediately suspicious

I'm going back through every message I've ever sent you.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Small penises haven't been weeded out by natural selection... so good news!!

In the time it takes the dudes with long, thick cocks to pull out after depositing their load, that sabertooth is gonna eat them. Us short-dicked rabbit fuckers will have done the deed and been running already. Survivors baby!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Life would suck if you had to crack your penis like a glowstick to get hard..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Life would suck if you had to crack your penis like a glowstick to get hard..

Would you be ok with the shaking it part, though?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Would you be ok with the shaking it part, though?

Of course.