mnbreastluver
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Undescribable is a description.
What’s Crossing Your Mind II
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As an ol relationship ends, I delete connections on phone and Skype. Then I had to think, was there any other platform I had to disconnect from? It made me smile because of technology and sex these days. 
TongueLust
Bruja-Hija De Yemaya
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New Moon -June 29, 2022. 
SweetMystery
Always his...
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I love the way everything looks so lush after a good rain.
Misshotndeep
Tumbleweed
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Creativity!How the fuck do you run out of fake blood in one episode and fake semen in another while filming season 3 of The Boys?
And do I put this on my watch list?
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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The naked man fears no pickpocket.
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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A sneeze disappearing mid sneeze is up there with your vibrator dying mid masturbation when rating most annoying things.
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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When male pornstars go through breakups, they don't have to worry about their exes spreading rumors about their dick size.
AngelWithAShotgun
Kitten Bites
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Actions speak louder than words. Unless the one you're speaking to is too obtuse to realise what's happening right in that moment.
So even if you tell him you're going to bash him in the head with a spoon and then proceeded to bash him in the head with said spoon, he's never gonna understand you're bashing him in the head with a spoon
So even if you tell him you're going to bash him in the head with a spoon and then proceeded to bash him in the head with said spoon, he's never gonna understand you're bashing him in the head with a spoon
AlpineFresco
Just a guy
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Why are you shitting in a container of blood?
AveryElle
Literotica Guru
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they don't call him 'blood bags smtst5' for nothing!
smtst5
Tequila guy
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Should have said give a vial of blood and poop in a bag. It’s for colon cancer research.
AlpineFresco
Just a guy
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It's okay, you can say it was for your onlyfans. This is Lit, after all.
smtst5
Tequila guy
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If only...
Chillygirl
Just watching
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I run across this AV once in awhile and it intrigues me. Nice face, my primary type. We don’t cross paths though so no way to casually say hi. There was a time I’d just send a pm.
SassySheDevil
Moody Roller Coaster
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Tell me who it is. I'll sink to Grade school level and send him a note that says "My friend has a crush on you. Do you like her? Check yes, or no"
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Southern Gentleman
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Send a nice pm, you have everything to gain and nothing to lose.
mnbreastluver
Hands On Approach
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The two O's in cooperate make different sounds. Which makes them not cooperate.
