What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[MedicalMuse]

I am always more hungry when I’m tired. Why is that?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Time for lunch. I wonder if my coworker, the dog, will be there begging for food.

I am always more hungry when I’m tired. Why is that?

He's working you too hard, you need food breaks

 

[bunny4med]

3 months until hockey season.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s strange that we have one hand that can basically do everything and then another that can’t even hold a pencil.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

What's with all these "attached" dudes running around these forums?

We have to let our men loose somewhere, a leash can chafe you know

 

[Lady2020]

My childhood nickname: Hoppers. And it wasn't like I was bouncing off the walls.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I hate when shows are just like, oh you didn’t know there was a twin the whole time!

 

[ihflrm]

Why is there no one here to make me an old fashioned.

 

[Xerxes82]

I hate when shows are just like, oh you didn’t know there was a twin the whole time!

Somewhere, cheeky's previously unknown twin laughs maniacally.

Unless cheeky is the evil twin? That might explain a few things, actually.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I may need to put away my phone before typing something ridiculous. I just had a tablespoon of bourbon…I’m buzzed. I sent my work supervisor a text saying “hug Benjamin for me” Benjamin is a dog

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Julio Jones is now a Buccaneer..

If Tom Brady gets a fully recovered Julio Jones, it's over for the rest of the league

 

[smtst5]

Those things are huge

 

[mnbreastluver]

There is a small chance that the small bumps on your areola spell something in brail.

 

[NastyNyx]

Road trip, girl time and poutine....one more sleep.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I may need to put away my phone before typing something ridiculous. I just had a tablespoon of bourbon…I’m buzzed. I sent my work supervisor a text saying “hug Benjamin for me” Benjamin is a dog

Lightweight!!!

 

[April602]

Why don’t people rate the lit stories they read? Only about 1 to 3% do. Not that hard.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sometimes there is a kind of joy in killing a thread. Not intentionally, obviously. But in seeing things conform to expectation.

Patterns are soothing.

 

[smtst5]

Watching all of these vacation pictures go by reminds me that I need a vacation.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Lightweight!!!

True story!!! Maybe featherweight

 

[Lily13]

Whatever happened to the profile pics? It was a nice surprise to click on someone’s Av and see a profile pic and how that would change over time.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I feel like something is missing from today but I'm not sure what

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm not sure my brain can even wrap itself around the concept of winning a billion dollars. That's too big a number to process.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm not sure my brain can even wrap itself around the concept of winning a billion dollars. That's too big a number to process.

I’d like to try, personally!

 

[Xerxes82]

I mean, me too. Lol. Don't get me wrong.

It's also probably the only way I'll ever get to retire, so fingers crossed!

 

[mnbreastluver]

The fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, the first thing that fed us was boobs, that’s why we like them so much!