What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

Scrappy-Doo was braver than Scooby, most likely due to small man syndrome.

 

[Susurration]

I can never find a way to make time slow down no matter how much I try.

 

[Esslemont]

A glistening pink bud, with a mouth of a very horny man devouring it.

Let’s do this.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

In random porn star news...

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

this is next level

It's just the most bizarre sentence I've ever read.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I vote we take off and nuke the site from orbit...

 

[TongueLust]

Better keep your mental health in check. #StockUp

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m moving closer to work. So, i would be able to go home at lunch. Distance from home has been the sole reason I haven’t gotten a dog for the past 5-10 years.

It’s happening. And, daydreaming about the pup has overtaken me. I’ve wanted a dog for 30 years and am finally on the precipice of making it happen.

Dog ownership advice is perfectly welcomed.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

i have a few dogs and I’d be lost without them. really happy for you!

I’d say the one piece of advice I’d give is to remember that they always do their best. even when they make a mess or bark at nothing or eat a sofa. they are always motivated by what they think makes the most sense given the circumstances. i am hyper aware of keeping them safe for that reason. I never put them in a situation where they are confused or upset if I am not there to help.

Patience and understanding will certainly be an adjustment for me. That’s great input. But I believe I’m there for it. I’ve had multiple friends and ex’s tell me they don’t understand why I haven’t gotten a dog yet — and it’s out of concern that I wasn’t able to be a good owner up until this last piece fell into place.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m moving closer to work. So, i would be able to go home at lunch. Distance from home has been the sole reason I haven’t gotten a dog for the past 5-10 years.

It’s happening. And, daydreaming about the pup has overtaken me. I’ve wanted a dog for 30 years and am finally on the precipice of making it happen.

Dog ownership advice is perfectly welcomed.

Really research breeds, even if you’re getting a rescue. And really think about what kind of dog fits into your life. Some are much more demanding than others.

Fostering first is not a bad way to start looking for the right dog for you.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Lit is so much better on this tablet. It's still acting weird but not as bad as it was on my phone

 

[Chillygirl]

They got physically hurt, no word in 24 hours. And last night I had a horrible dream that I was asking if anyone would tell me if something bad happened. So….

 

[ImSinister]

Patience and understanding will certainly be an adjustment for me. That’s great input. But I believe I’m there for it. I’ve had multiple friends and ex’s tell me they don’t understand why I haven’t gotten a dog yet — and it’s out of concern that I wasn’t able to be a good owner up until this last piece fell into place.

I had the same feelings for several years before I finally pulled the trigger. Went through an adoption group. Four years later, I can’t imagine why I waited. He is the sweetest guy ever. I wanted a medium size adult dog. We are best buds. He is starring at me right now to take him on his night walk.

Good luck - I don’t think you will regret it.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I had the same feelings for several years before I finally pulled the trigger. Went through an adoption group. Four years later, I can’t imagine why I waited. He is the sweetest guy ever. I wanted a medium size adult dog. We are best buds. He is starring at me right now to take him on his night walk.

Good luck - I don’t think you will regret it.

I’m going small-medium. I’m not sure I can be as present as necessary for a puppy, so im looking at 1-3yrs old. And, im aiming for breeds that do best with separation anxiety. The one exception is a grayhound. I might make an exception for the size of a greyhound.

 

[ImSinister]

I’m going small-medium. I’m not sure I can be as present as necessary for a puppy, so im looking at 1-3yrs old. And, im aiming for breeds that do best with separation anxiety. The one exception is a grayhound. I might make an exception for the size of a greyhound.

Sounds great. My guy is 40 pounds and was probably about four when I adopted him (he was picked up off the street and so no history). Give it 3-6 months for you two to figure each other out. I was worried for the first three months and then we started to click. I got very lucky as he is very healthy and even tempered. My family and friends all love him. First dog I ever have had as an adult. Very happy I did it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Someone has probably done a study on a the ineffectiveness of studies.

 

[ImSinister]

Sounds great. My guy is 40 pounds and was probably about four when I adopted him (he was picked up off the street and so no history). Give it 3-6 months for you two to figure each other out. I was worried for the first three months and then we started to click. I got very lucky as he is very healthy and even tempered. My family and friends all love him. First dog I ever have had as an adult. Very happy I did it.

One more thing - by going through an adoption group versus a shelter, there was a foster involved. They had spent 10 days with my guy. Her 40th foster dog. She was very honest about him and that gave me a lot of comfort.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I can’t count the number of times I’ve downloaded/re-downloaded a messaging app to talk to one, specific person. Deleting that app is a bit of a ritual…a sad, sad ritual, lol.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

That feeling when you're so fucking high, you're too numb to care and everything just fade into insignificance... It's like jumping off a precipice and falling forever. I wish it could be endless.

 

[mnbreastluver]

When and where to masturbate is a decision best made after masturbating..

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm wondering if there's some kind of software out there that can generate cartoon characters based on photos. Basically, I'm thinking of how I can illustrate a child's story for personal use.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that telling a woman you don’t want to see her tits is rude, but telling her you do want to see them is creepy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm wondering if there's some kind of software out there that can generate cartoon characters based on photos. Basically, I'm thinking of how I can illustrate a child's story for personal use.

I know there are apps that do that

 

[Susurration]

Brain must process the fact that I am supposed to be on holiday.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I cannot confirm or deny that telling a woman you don’t want to see her tits is rude, but telling her you do want to see them is creepy.

There's a work around this you know. Tell her you like what you're already seeing. That's not creepy and might actually get you places you haven't seen before. Or like to see more often.