What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Lady2020]

People will disappoint you. Family, friends, lovers. You will disappoint yourself. Love yourself when no one else can or will.

 

[mnbreastluver]

A guy could make a fortune designing a universal muffler for vibes.

 

[mobleedzblue]

TGIF!!

 

[Dribble]

What do other people do with the vegetables after they make chicken stock?

Strain them off and throw them away.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The journey from the sink to the freezer with an ice tray full of water…is always an adventure.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Fourth graders are the shit!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Waiting until marriage is the ultimate form of edging.

 

[MissPennyLane]

WTF is going on
And also, was I  really that dumb or I just wanted to believe it?

 

[jackburns]

It's so cold I just want to bake and eat cookies but I don't even want to leave the warm part of the house to bake the cookies.

 

[fsa52]

Some things and people will never change.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Today was a reminder that I still do stupid things.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Perfume commercials are the only commercial that tell us nothing about their product.

 

[smtst5]

I licked it so it’s mine

 

[mobleedzblue]

I should be asleep but I can't turn my mind off

 

[FranklyFrank]

Whoa...that last lightning strike was close! Having a house shaking thunder storm....we usually don't have thunderstorms here!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's

 

[Tedfkats]

Fuckin hungry. Omg.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elvira invented titty streaming in 1981.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Where did this glitter come from and how did it get all over me?!

 

[mnbreastluver]

In movies, naked average male bodies have substantial comedic value but naked average female bodies have essentially zero.

 

[steelyblue73]

My Christmas’To Do List’

 

[fsa52]

Sex

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't know why my boss is wanting to call me multiple times a day this week, but I don't like it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

New Years is the Black Friday for gyms.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Work is distracting me from Lit