What’s Crossing Your Mind II

Why does the can you show your pussy thread have 24 pages and the can you show your dick have 84?
 
I wonder how many ladies would be brave enough to answer MY Oral Sex Questionnaire if I put one up. Hmm
 
I'm so thankful that headache cleared off when I got some sleep. I truly feel sorry for people who get frequent, crushing headaches/migraines.
 
Telling someone to expect 8 inches but its really only 3 results in disappointment unless you’re a meteorologist.
 
I seem to have lost my Christmas spirit since the Covid lockdowns. First year of relative normal I assumed it’d return. Is this something to be concerned about?
Christmas spirit is not lost, it's just subdued. I think because we restricted the usual Christmas gatherings, the joy of hugging those near and dear was really missed and you do feel that. We decided it was even more important than ever to get the tree up and decorated as well as decking every cupboard, door frame and bookcase with tinsel. Give yourself a lift, it's infectious, boosts others you visit and ultimately comes back to lift you further.
 
Woke to a sweet pm and unbelievably cold weather here in Mississippi!
Wind chill is at -16. Brrrrr!!!
It was 53 on my ride into the office. It will be 19 at 5pm for the ride home with a wind (40-60mph) chill of -5
 
Trying to decide whether to start packing up the car while:

A. it's daylight, 50°F, rainy, and 50+ mph wind gusts...
Or
B. when it's dark, not raining, 15°F, with a -15° wind chill.

🤷‍♂️
 
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