What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Misshotndeep]

Why is Tuesday acting like a Monday???
Someone is having an identity crisis.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Why is Tuesday acting like a Monday???
Someone is having an identity crisis.

I notice that sometimes Tuesday sees Monday and is like "Hold my beer. I can top that shit!"

 

[Misshotndeep]

I notice that sometimes Tuesday sees Monday and is like "Hold my beer. I can top that shit!"

I know right. Tuesday just feels a little neglected sometimes it seems. Middle child syndrome.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I know right. Tuesday just feels a little neglected sometimes it seems. Middle child syndrome.

Yup! Tuesday is like "Why does Monday get all the attention?? Monday Monday MONDAY!"

 

[Misshotndeep]

Yup! Tuesday is like "Why does Monday get all the attention?? Monday Monday MONDAY!"

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this is why I come here. People get my humor even in writing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We have no proof that invisible people don’t exist.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

 

[Misshotndeep]

You know why depressed people give the best head?
Because they don’t care about breathing anymore.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anal is the only time a guy will try to convince you it’s not that big.

 

[Spicypink]

Where mnbreastluver hides his wit.

 

[Tallulah82]

My imaginary friend thinks I’m the imaginary friend.

It might help if you weren't a black dot.

Nothing crossed my mind. I saw you'd posted and I stalked. As usual. *waggles eyebrows*

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love a clean office.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love a clean office.

I was just saying the same to myself but my house

And on a slightly related note why did it take me dog sitting to clean my house top to bottom?

(Everyone likes a cute dog pic right?)

 

[munch2much]

I love a clean office.

Well come over to my place, there’s work to be done

 

[Misshotndeep]

I don’t know about other women but I hate being called things like sweetie, baby or doll by guys I am not dating. It’s suppose to be endearing but it just comes off as condescending to me. I’m in my 40s and you are not a waitress in a dinner.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

How do I stop being a green N?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was just saying the same to myself but my house

And on a slightly related note why did it take me dog sitting to clean my house top to bottom?

(Everyone likes a cute dog pic right?)

Oh! Cute dog!!
Because sometimes you gotta have motivation. I’m babysitting my grandbaby tomorrow, so cleaning today means I get to just be a grandma tomorrow

Well come over to my place, there’s work to be done

Do I have to wear a maid outfit?

 

[munch2much]

Oh! Cute dog!!
Because sometimes you gotta have motivation. I’m babysitting my grandbaby tomorrow, so cleaning today means I get to just be a grandma tomorrow

Do I have to wear a maid outfit?

Unconditionally! (Even though it hadn’t crossed my mind until you mentioned it )

 

[MedicalMuse]

Unconditionally! (Even though it hadn’t crossed my mind until you mentioned it )

Do I get to choose?

 

[Spicypink]

How do I stop being a green N?

I'm wondering the same ( for myself )

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do I get to choose?

I am VERY interested in where this conversation is headed.

 

[munch2much]

Do I get to choose?

Choosing might be a bit much, how about confer? Negotiate maybe?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Maybe. Maybe I already have something in mind you’ll like.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

How do I stop being a green N?

It takes about 1-2 weeks once you've submitted your pick with a +/- 25% margin of error.

 

[munch2much]

Maybe. Maybe I already have something in mind you’ll like.

Okay, I am convinced by you and your medical ways
You are hired and can start right away!