What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Lady2020]

Imagine if you will a 30ish black male customer telling 60+ silver-haIred me at my register to consider him for mj needs. I have to admit the first thought was wtf, has he been peering through my blinds?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Someday I’m going to write myself an ode and publish it publicly. Until then….I’m good enough…I’m smart enough…oh and I like myself.

 

[ashesatwork]

That was some damn good chili

 

[mnbreastluver]

If hiccups were to disappear forever, it would take the world a really long time to realize it.

 

[NastyNyx]

A staircase...a door.... a chimney....a balcony....the cutest little furniture.

 

[Lady2020]

Holy shit to what my daughter just told me.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My kid just sent me a voice message to tell me how smart, beautiful and great a mom I am.
Give me my flowers while I am here, because when I am gone I won’t know.
I can’t wait till he finds the right woman and settles down. I will be offering her one great man.

 

[mnbreastluver]

For every woman that doesn’t treat you right there is one that would eat an onion ring off your erection or at least use it for a ring toss game.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I need to stop putting myself through this.

 

[Tallulah82]

My bed. I really need to sleep. But at least I'm on the countdown to snoring now, yay!

 

[_Ritch_]

Time for Cinderella duties.

 

[spankableBelle]

That hindsight is 20/20

 

[mnbreastluver]

If chicken breasts had nipples, they'd be way less popular.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Moving forward.

 

[munch2much]

If Einstein had an identical twin, would that make them Zweinsteins?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ancient Egyptians were involved in a major pyramid scheme.

 

[Misshotndeep]

My kid had a really bad day that culminated in a seizure. He is fine but has not had one in many years. Now I am going to be u most of the night to see if he has another and administer his emergency meds if need be. Ugh! Thankfully the fates worked it si have a weekday off! I will need it to sleep I guess. I am not getting any tonight.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Parrots being able to mimic human speech wouldn't be as adorable if they were 10 times their normal size.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I prefer to leave my mind blank until I've had some coffee

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you use the expression “for shits and giggles” no one thinks it’s weird but replace it with “for poops and laughter” and people begin to judge you.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's gray and rainy today so I choose to think of this.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am so sick of people thinking I am a mark. I don’t work for free. I don’t loan money. I don’t tolerate people talking crazy to me. Gaslighting is an instant block. Wtf!

 

[Bry1313]

I wish my cat would decide if he wants to snuggle or not, his indecision is annoying.

 

[WantonOneWanted]

I am so sick of people thinking I am a mark. I don’t work for free. I don’t loan money. I don’t tolerate people talking crazy to me. Gaslighting is an instant block. Wtf!

You definitely need a better class of loser friends. Lol

 

[WantonOneWanted]

I wish my cat would decide if he wants to snuggle or not, his indecision is annoying.

Indecision is the worst be it animal or human. Actually human is even worse.