What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[PandemicReader8]

The implication of the multiverse on the what ifs of life.

 

[JessGabriel]

Lit is waaaay too addictive.

 

[NastyNyx]

No uniform now but how about a kilt.......worn properly

That sounds like a suitable substitute

 

[Lady2020]

Men posting their own nudes online are often very optimistic.

and some are hot af.

 

[Lady2020]

Not much. Worked today so my brain is mostly off.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Telling your wife you think her sister is hot is a bad idea unless she has an identical twin..

 

[Misshotndeep]

Telling your wife you think her sister is hot is a bad idea unless she has an identical twin..

Yeah… I have twin brothers. They hate when they are compared in any way. I wouldn’t even say it if I were you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

It’s not impossible to pee with a boner, but it is harder.

 

[ImSinister]

Damn, I smell good

 

[MrsPassion]

Why is there so much friggin dust in stupid places I’m too short to reach?!? Why don’t they make short person dusters that extend a good three feet?!?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Why is there so much friggin dust in stupid places I’m too short to reach?!? Why don’t they make short person dusters that extend a good three feet?!?

They do. Broom handle and a rag.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Why is there so much friggin dust in stupid places I’m too short to reach?!? Why don’t they make short person dusters that extend a good three feet?!?

Because the very lucrative duster industry is controlled by tall men. Sorry, but if you want a dusting extender, you have to go through me. That's just the way dusting works now. Or you could just let it accumulate and continue living a long and happy life.

 

[steelyblue73]

Schedules.

 

[MrsPassion]

They do. Broom handle and a rag.

Man, this would’ve been much easier than the contraption I McGuyvered together

 

[MrsPassion]

Because the very lucrative duster industry is controlled by tall men. Sorry, but if you want a dusting extender, you have to go through me. That's just the way dusting works now. Or you could just let it accumulate and continue living a long and happy life.

I’ll have you know I’m going to patent the “Shorty 3000” today. I made it myself and it works!!! Hahahaha take that tall men!

And the dust can never be allowed to stay

 

[Vibesalot]

Coffee. All day today. Coffee.

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm probably silly for thinking that posting here will inspire my libido to return, but maybe 'fake it till you make it' still applies here.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I’ll have you know I’m going to patent the “Shorty 3000” today. I made it myself and it works!!! Hahahaha take that tall men!

And the dust can never be allowed to stay

Foiled again! Oh, you conniving women! And just when I was about to do my own laundry.

 

[Dubinsky]

I'm probably silly for thinking that posting here will inspire my libido to return, but maybe 'fake it till you make it' still applies here.

We've all been there.

 

[MrsPassion]

Foiled again! Oh, you conniving women! And just when I was about to do my own laundry.

You know how the laundry machine works?!?? What kind of sorcery is this?!

 

[_Ritch_]

I hope my dog starts eating soon.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

You know how the laundry machine works?!?? What kind of sorcery is this?!

Here's the thing: I have repaired two washing machines in the past month for women who either destroyed them themselves or their teenage children did. I don't know much about love, but I do know about washing machines. You've barked up the wrong tree here.

 

[MrsPassion]

Here's the thing: I have repaired two washing machines in the past month for women who either destroyed them themselves or their teenage children did. I don't know much about love, but I do know about washing machines. You've barked up the wrong tree here.

You say you fix…washing machines?
I’m sorry but that’s too explicit even for Lit! You’re going to cause all the ladies to faint!

But also…I fixed a washing machine once. And a dryer. Oh yeah, I know all about dryer belts and such. now if only I was taller

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

You say you fix…washing machines?
I’m sorry but that’s too explicit even for Lit! You’re going to cause all the ladies to faint!

But also…I fixed a washing machine once. And a dryer. Oh yeah, I know all about dryer belts and such. now if only I was taller

But have you ever flipped a heavy home appliance over and fondled its drain pump from behind? That's when things get interesting.

 

[MrsPassion]

But have you ever flipped a heavy home appliance over and fondled its drain pump from behind? That's when things get interesting.

Fondled it’s what now?