What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Fondled it’s what now?

I hate to kill the mood, but a bobby pin left in a pocket can find its way into the drain pump of a washing machine and render it useless to people who don't know stuff. Am I turning you on yet?

 

[MrsPassion]

I hate to kill the mood, but a booby pin left in a pocket can find its way into the drain pump of a washing machine and render it useless to people who don't know stuff. Am I turning you on yet?

Oddly…a little (but that probably has to do with “booby pin”)
the more you know!! No more Bobby pins

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Oddly…a little (but that probably has to do with “booby pin”)
the more you know!! No more Bobby pins

I've edited my Freudian slip. Let's please never mention it again.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Breast and butt implants are going to confuse a lot of archaeologists in the distant future.

 

[Dubinsky]

Folks who have OCD must have a real hard time when people post out of order on the ABC or "...litster above you" threads.

 

[_Ritch_]

That chapter is finally done.

 

[lacandy]

I’d like to be someone’s first thought…

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Definitely not anal.. wait that's a lie

 

[Chillygirl]

My coworker thinks being louder wins an argument.

 

[lacandy]

Ditto....

That and lies always catch up with you....caught another person today who I thought was beyond honest....just sucks...

That’s the WORST and always a fear here…

 

[NastyNyx]

Planting....flowers...veggies. Green leaves on the trees...swimming in the lake...first kayak of the year. Hopefully not much more than a month to go.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Technically people who enjoy dirty talk have voice activated genitals.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Every time a woman’s swollows she is eating her young.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Your center of gravity must shift slightly when you have an erection.

 

[Taegul]

This happy, cheery article I'm looking at right now.

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"Oral Sex Is a Leading Factor in the Throat Cancer 'Epidemic' in the United States, Doctor Says"​

“Those with six or more lifetime oral-sex partners are 8.5 times more likely to develop oropharyngeal cancer,” says Dr. Hisham Mehanna.

*GASP*

 

[TongueLust]

Sometimes I want to relay a message.🕯

 

[smtst5]

Why aren’t there any men’s style threads?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I've noticed that it's usually the ones who claim everyone is too sensitive that are the most oversensitive and the ones who complain about being "canceled" the most are the ones doing most of the "canceling"

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh to nestle my face amid tulips and savor the fragrance

 

[lacandy]

This happy, cheery article I'm looking at right now.

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"Oral Sex Is a Leading Factor in the Throat Cancer 'Epidemic' in the United States, Doctor Says"​

“Those with six or more lifetime oral-sex partners are 8.5 times more likely to develop oropharyngeal cancer,” says Dr. Hisham Mehanna.

*GASP*

So you’re saying there’s room for a few more…*puts out clipboard for sign ups*

 

[steelyblue73]

How this week is going to shape up.

 

[smtst5]

Something needs to change

 

[TongueLust]

Spirit deserves a cigar.

 

[smtst5]

Retirement...it may come sooner than I was planning

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Football season. I hope we fuck the Aint's shit up twice this coming season