What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Xerxes82]

Shades of gray are the damnedest thing. Context can be a real bitch.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

🕯

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Shades of gray are the damnedest thing. Context can be a real bitch.

What are you giving out at your new home this year for Hallows Eve.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I’m at a crossroads

Do you play guitar

 

[ericalauren]

I'm extremely happy to report that I got three orders in my Etsy shop last night! Woo hoo!

 

[smtst5]

Umbrella Ella Ella eh eh eh

 

[Xerxes82]

My girlfriend met Jason Momoa today.

If I have to hear about his muscles one more time I'm throwing her out of my house.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

After waking up at 2am and having a hard time getting back to sleep, why did I think reading Lit stories would be a good way to drop off?!

All I got were story ideas running through my head.

Grrr.

 

[Lily13]

Don't say you rescue cats and kittens.
I already have 5 and I'll want to ask you for more.

What kind and what color?

 

[Crownvic]

Her gorgeous legs and teaser heels...

 

[sister jenny]

Did I go too far?
I went too far.
I did.
Yeah, I went too far.

 

[Acktion]

My late wife's birthday today.

 

[Crownvic]

My late wife's birthday today.

Sorry guy..

 

[Xerxes82]

When your favorite customer (a tiny, busty Korean-American) not only lets you step inside out of the rain, but very enthusiastically offers to show you what she's got under the hood.

She meant her car, of course. From chatting with her a bit I gather she's something of a gear head.

Fantasy averted. Lol.

 

[mnbreastluver]

This is as useless as a tire pump in a canoe

 

[mnbreastluver]

The rest of the world only uses inches when measuring a TV and penis sizes.

 

[fsa52]

Though quite enjoyable, this is not getting the laundry done. Damn!

 

[Tallulah82]

I like the M&S Christmas advert, but I'm not feeling the love for the John Lewis one.

 

[Lady2020]

Where the hell is the workout thread.

 

[Animaul]

Two things that'll humble you real quick...the honesty of little kids and weights haha

 

[Xerxes82]

Why yes, Skype bot, I would in fact love to chat with a horny, single Russian woman. Why don't you get back to me when you actually are one and we'll go from there?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Lack of belief

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Impure thoughts

 

[Grant55]

Hope that was enough rain to fill the reservoir.

 

[smtst5]

Whiskey tango foxtrot?