What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

I’m more confused than Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

It's too early to be awake

 

[Cat]

It's too early to be awake

Agree!!

Definitely going back to sleep... Saturday mornings are made for sleeping in.

 

[mnbreastluver]

How ironic in 1983 I was spending my money on weed. 40 years later I’m spending my money on weed killer.

 

[Xerxes82]

Her boobs.

 

[SadieAnne]

I just had acid reflux and I NEVER have that. Da fuq.

 

[steelyblue73]

The spread.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I just had acid reflux and I NEVER have that. Da fuq.

Awwww been there too. It sucks

 

[mnbreastluver]

If we all stop paying our bills at once. There’s nothing they can do.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I just had acid reflux and I NEVER have that. Da fuq.

Apple cider vinegar gummies are the bomb for balancing out the belly bale pH . Pro tip Better then Roland’s , or Pepcid chewable because they don’t have that chalk like ingredient in them.

 

[SadieAnne]

Apple cider vinegar gummies are the bomb for balancing out the belly bale pH . Pro tip Better then Roland’s , or Pepcid chewable because they don’t have that chalk like ingredient in them.

I’ve never had it before and haven’t had it since, thank God. But really felt like I was choking on fire. If it happens again I’m going with the gummies! Thank you!

 

[Esslemont]

The tree lined, rocky mountainside, sweeps by with a hum.
The cacophonous echo of a motor”s beating drum.

An ear well attuned to the hum and the pitch.

Nothing but coastline to my right, and the ocean to my left.
A vision of memory so pleasing, of this night, I am bereft.

A force so pervasive that its consistence becomes the norm.

After a mere few hours in, my eyes weep at the strain…
the mental effect of being fully alert, a much less measured drain.
Unable to see the water around me, or the distant terrain,
I curse in utter futility….at this B.C. mountain rain.


Not all days….like our women…can be tens.

 

[Raven92]

Someone I'd rather not have crossing my mind ever again

 

[smtst5]

What is the best lube?

 

[MrsPassion]

What is the best lube?

In my humble and slippery opinion:

Silicone based: Über lube.
Water based: Fuck Water (yeah it’s called that)

 

[MrsPassion]

Crossing my mind:

I most definitely did not win todays fight. But I will next time

 

[ShaneoD]

In my humble and slippery opinion:

Silicone based: Über lube.
Water based: Fuck Water (yeah it’s called that)

I'm going to assume these are good because they don't seem to need to sell either outside of the US or Canada

 

[ShaneoD]

I need a day job

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm going to assume these are good because they don't seem to need to sell either outside of the US or Canada

Maybe I should start a lube smuggling business

 

[ShaneoD]

Maybe I should start a lube smuggling business

I might need a lesson on how to put it......... Stop it Shane you're in work

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Thank god our constitution was written before there were debates about lube. Otherwise, our national flag would probably just be . . .



(Thanks to Kurt Vonnegut,)

 

[Lily13]

I help rescue kittens/cats... I don’t want cat things. Birthday cards, figurines, memes, yuck already!

 

[snexxer]

I help rescue kittens/cats... I don’t want cat things. Birthday cards, figurines, memes, yuck already!

Don't say you rescue cats and kittens.
I already have 5 and I'll want to ask you for more.

 

[TongueLust]

🕯

 

[smtst5]

I’m at a crossroads