What’s the biggest shock you’ve ever got the first time you’ve got naked with a new partner?

[1DarkNightOwl]

I guess I've been lucky with no shocks or surprises.

 

[LittleGreene]

Do you shave legs and armpits to be consistent

Do I?

 

[Medicalman13152]

A “big shock” for me was with my current S/O.

She has thick, dark hair and is a “traditional woman”.

She came over one evening, early in our relationship, unbuttoned the front of her dress, and to my “SURPRISE” she was wearing no underwear, and she was clean shaven down below.

This was the first time I saw her nude, and I was fully expecting her to be fully natural down below.

 

[LittleGreene]

I guess I've been lucky with no shocks or surprises.

Is that a good thing? Surely some nice surprises are to be hoped for.

 

[2tallpaul]

My girlfriend I knew was bi. We had one of her friends over and before I knew it, we were naked. Her sorority sister had a perfect shape, smoothest skin and seeing her crotch, her lips!!! She is black and her lips were black on the edges and a hot pink from there. She was embarrassed and I thought and still think to this day, the most beautiful one I ever saw. She was incredible.

 

[NewFrontier]

We’ve all been there. We’ve been flirting, the sexual tension has been building and finally you’re going to get naked with a new partner.

But the moment they undress you’re shocked or surprised by what stands in front of you.

What has been the biggest surprise, good or bad?

For me, it’s nothing extreme. Just one guy , what I’d call a man’s man, good physique, physical lifestyle, rugged outlook, but when he stripped was shaved completely below. It was definitely not what I was expecting.

So what’s your happy or sad surprise?

... and how did it all turn out?

 

[FiveInch033]

so you ate it and everything ?

Nope. It was the quickest I've ever been. I'm normally a very giving partner. I wasn't giving anything. I got mine and ran. I regretted it. I wish I could have back that twenty minutes.

 

[SirSparky]

My pet hate is men shaved "down there". I can't bear it! Thankfully I have never experienced it for real

I tried it once with my ex wife, we both decided it didnt look right and couldn't wait for my pubes to grow back. I do trim now tho and keep my pubes fairly short but not bald.

 

[MostHated]

A few rather, um, disappointing penises.

Like, I’m def no size queen. But honestly, what were you intending to do with that? Tickle me?

Just curious, and certainly don't feel like you have to answer..

What happened after you saw their itty-bitty pee-pees? Did you let them fuck you anyway?

 

[sexfest2016]

We weren't partners yet, but we were closing the restaurant together. She was head wait, I was GM and we were in the office together doing end of day paperwork. The subject of tattoos came up. This was a while back before they were as commonplace as they are now. She mentioned that she had one of the angel Edvekiel. I was I little surprised because I had never noticed it and asked her where it was. Totally innocently. She simply stood up and dropped her shorts and thong and showed me a small angel tattooed above and slightly to the right of her vagina.

I hesitated for a second, took a closer look for a few seconds, then, being the pragmatic individual I am, I told her to get back to her paperwork. Then I asked her if she wanted to go out for drinks once we finished up...

 

[IARainman]

No need to trim it all for God's sake! You're a man - you should be hairy! I have spoken

Don't talk with your mouth full...

 

[IARainman]

Ok, this is going to be embarrassing, so please be gentle with your reactions (not as embarrassing as my belief Asian women's pussies went right and left rather than up and down and therefore they couldn't go down playground slides. Had a ring of plausibility, I had never seen an Asian girl go down a side. Of course, I had never met an Asian person... damn you, cousin!)

I digress... back before the plethora of sexual images we now have access to on the internet (thank you, Al Gore,) our knowledge of female anatomy was limited to what was published and when we saw public areas of women, they were most frequently highly forested in thick luxuriant bushes. On the odd occasion we were shown more intimate detail, beavers were splayed wide open. So, meeting up with a new lover who was adorned with a decidedly puffy set of outer lips, (and a very tightly trimmed landing strip that hid nothing) my initial reaction was "where's your pussy? Obviously that wasn't my verbal reaction, it was discourse in my mind only. Her long gentle, encouraging fingers in my hair told me I had nothing to lament.

 

[Stephie02]

I always appreciated a guy who shaved, at least trimmed.

Biggest surprise with a guy was one who was kinda short and he was just bigger than I expected, not like huge lol, but bigger than I thought he'd be.

 

[IARainman]

Way back in my past, me and a new boyfriend were getting on down to it enthusiastically on his settee and I was expecting some sexual fun and then he suddenly stopped and told me he was a born again Christian and he didn't believe in sex before marriage. He could have told me earlier before I started all that wriggling, writhing and moaning! True story.

The "relationship" didn't last but it didn't stop him buying me a Bible for Christmas! I still have it

Not as bad as during my freshman year of college, I was out for the evening with my new best friend, lisa ( okay more later on the ups and downs of having an opposite sex best friend) and her boyfriend and my friend's roommate. I was getting along famously with the roommate , we were laughing rather "touchy feely" in the east back to my dorm room. Upon arriving, I decided disposing of excess beer in advance of amorous activities was in order. When I returned, her head was in her hands, sobbing. She "couldn't go any farther" and left for her room. I was left with a "I thought things were going great" feeling of confusion.
I found out later, she had been the victim of abuse at the hands of her father... tragic and sad, but you can understand my confusion.
Lesson learned: not everything is as it might appear.

 

[gk6h]

The biggest was this amazing girl from college she was so nice and we clicked she had a bf at the time so it was like two years later a few of us got invited to her house and she was now single. She always came a cross as being kind of rounder. I say this because when she took off her clothes she had the smallest waist and tightest abs I had seen but she also had the biggest breasts I had ever seen. And for her height I would say 5 foot and breast being huge she said it’s hard to look good because she always had to wear tops so big that it made her look bigger they she was. Great surprise

 

[LittleGreene]

The biggest was this amazing girl from college she was so nice and we clicked she had a bf at the time so it was like two years later a few of us got invited to her house and she was now single. She always came a cross as being kind of rounder. I say this because when she took off her clothes she had the smallest waist and tightest abs I had seen but she also had the biggest breasts I had ever seen. And for her height I would say 5 foot and breast being huge she said it’s hard to look good because she always had to wear tops so big that it made her look bigger they she was. Great surprise

That’s sounds like a very good surprise.

 

[LittleGreene]

Not as bad as during my freshman year of college, I was out for the evening with my new best friend, lisa ( okay more later on the ups and downs of having an opposite sex best friend) and her boyfriend and my friend's roommate. I was getting along famously with the roommate , we were laughing rather "touchy feely" in the east back to my dorm room. Upon arriving, I decided disposing of excess beer in advance of amorous activities was in order. When I returned, her head was in her hands, sobbing. She "couldn't go any farther" and left for her room. I was left with a "I thought things were going great" feeling of confusion.
I found out later, she had been the victim of abuse at the hands of her father... tragic and sad, but you can understand my confusion.
Lesson learned: not everything is as it might appear.

That’s so sad. I hope she got help.

 

[gk6h]

That’s sounds like a very good surprise.

I would just been happy no matter what she was just an amazing person we just clicked but it did take me back I was like omg just did not expect it. It was a fun night too she was very cool

 

[StillStunned]

A Japanese friend of mine says he was surprised when the first naked woman he saw wasn't pixelated.

 

[EmmAgain]

Just curious, and certainly don't feel like you have to answer..

What happened after you saw their itty-bitty pee-pees? Did you let them fuck you anyway?

Ha ha! Well, my first experiences with penises - undersized and oversized - was well before I had to insert them anywhere meaningful!

I’m no size queen. That said, the whole process of being stretched out, of squirming to accommodate a rigid appendage attached to another person, can feel so incredibly sexy and feminine. It’s important to me. And of course the thrusting and penetration by something thick and hard and living brings me to the edge like nothing else.

I’m a huge believer in making out. Even when I was doing content creation with male performers, I’d always insist on sitting on a sofa, cameras off, just kissing and caressing for a quarter of an hour. Likewise in my personal life with a new partner.

Making out tells me all I need to know about our chemistry and whether we should share a bed. And the size and firmness of the bulge I’ve (hopefully) provoked definitely factors in to that decision!

So, yes, I’ve turned down guys for, um, not measuring up - but it’s never been at the pants-off stage, which would honestly be mortifying for everyone involved.

 

[Blackbird93]

My wife was never one to try to dress in any remotely provocative way before we got married, so it was a delightful surprise to see her sexy white corset and thong under her wedding dress. I was cursing for all the right reasons that night lol.

 

[drobert44]

Sissy with a 9” cock

 

[BInowGay]

Sissy with a 9” cock

I like the one you have with the smaller cock

 

[Skippertyrell]

A petite 19 year old, I met online, had the biggest pussy lips ever, she was embarrassed. I told her not to be and spent the night sucking and licking them. Seeing then wrapped over my cock was amazing too.

 

[Glassnslate]

Slate posted his most shocking instances.

So here is mine.
Freshman year of college I was at a party. There was this guy, he was a big, tough football player, tight end or linebacker type and frat guy. His confidence was borderline boastful and arrogant. For whatever reason though, I was digging him that night. We finally ended up at his room, kissing and making out. I ended up in the nude before he was. We seemed to go on a long time, almost too long kissing and making out while his shirt was off, but his pants were still on.

I was ready to move forward and stood up, yanking his pants down while he laid on the bed. I was shocked to find the smallest penis I have ever seen in my life. At first, I thought it was soft, so I reached down and touched it. It was hard as a rock.

I am not a size queen, but there has to be enough there to get the job done. That shock was a mood killer for me especially since he had had every opportunity up to that point to put his money where his mouth was. The fact that he didn’t and just seemed to wanna get his dinky wet really killed the mood.

I let things slow down, then finally left without any more than kissing.

Glass