What’s the biggest shock you’ve ever got the first time you’ve got naked with a new partner?

[MostHated]

A few rather, um, disappointing penises.

Like, I’m def no size queen. But honestly, what were you intending to do with that? Tickle me?

Just curious, and certainly don't feel like you have to answer..

What happened after you saw their itty-bitty pee-pees? Did you let them fuck you anyway?

 

[sexfest2016]

We weren't partners yet, but we were closing the restaurant together. She was head wait, I was GM and we were in the office together doing end of day paperwork. The subject of tattoos came up. This was a while back before they were as commonplace as they are now. She mentioned that she had one of the angel Edvekiel. I was I little surprised because I had never noticed it and asked her where it was. Totally innocently. She simply stood up and dropped her shorts and thong and showed me a small angel tattooed above and slightly to the right of her vagina.

I hesitated for a second, took a closer look for a few seconds, then, being the pragmatic individual I am, I told her to get back to her paperwork. Then I asked her if she wanted to go out for drinks once we finished up...

 

[IARainman]

No need to trim it all for God's sake! You're a man - you should be hairy! I have spoken

Don't talk with your mouth full...

 

[IARainman]

Ok, this is going to be embarrassing, so please be gentle with your reactions (not as embarrassing as my belief Asian women's pussies went right and left rather than up and down and therefore they couldn't go down playground slides. Had a ring of plausibility, I had never seen an Asian girl go down a side. Of course, I had never met an Asian person... damn you, cousin!)

I digress... back before the plethora of sexual images we now have access to on the internet (thank you, Al Gore,) our knowledge of female anatomy was limited to what was published and when we saw public areas of women, they were most frequently highly forested in thick luxuriant bushes. On the odd occasion we were shown more intimate detail, beavers were splayed wide open. So, meeting up with a new lover who was adorned with a decidedly puffy set of outer lips, (and a very tightly trimmed landing strip that hid nothing) my initial reaction was "where's your pussy? Obviously that wasn't my verbal reaction, it was discourse in my mind only. Her long gentle, encouraging fingers in my hair told me I had nothing to lament.

 

[Stephie02]

I always appreciated a guy who shaved, at least trimmed.

Biggest surprise with a guy was one who was kinda short and he was just bigger than I expected, not like huge lol, but bigger than I thought he'd be.

 

[IARainman]

Way back in my past, me and a new boyfriend were getting on down to it enthusiastically on his settee and I was expecting some sexual fun and then he suddenly stopped and told me he was a born again Christian and he didn't believe in sex before marriage. He could have told me earlier before I started all that wriggling, writhing and moaning! True story.

The "relationship" didn't last but it didn't stop him buying me a Bible for Christmas! I still have it

Not as bad as during my freshman year of college, I was out for the evening with my new best friend, lisa ( okay more later on the ups and downs of having an opposite sex best friend) and her boyfriend and my friend's roommate. I was getting along famously with the roommate , we were laughing rather "touchy feely" in the east back to my dorm room. Upon arriving, I decided disposing of excess beer in advance of amorous activities was in order. When I returned, her head was in her hands, sobbing. She "couldn't go any farther" and left for her room. I was left with a "I thought things were going great" feeling of confusion.
I found out later, she had been the victim of abuse at the hands of her father... tragic and sad, but you can understand my confusion.
Lesson learned: not everything is as it might appear.

 

[gk6h]

The biggest was this amazing girl from college she was so nice and we clicked she had a bf at the time so it was like two years later a few of us got invited to her house and she was now single. She always came a cross as being kind of rounder. I say this because when she took off her clothes she had the smallest waist and tightest abs I had seen but she also had the biggest breasts I had ever seen. And for her height I would say 5 foot and breast being huge she said it’s hard to look good because she always had to wear tops so big that it made her look bigger they she was. Great surprise

 

[LittleGreene]

The biggest was this amazing girl from college she was so nice and we clicked she had a bf at the time so it was like two years later a few of us got invited to her house and she was now single. She always came a cross as being kind of rounder. I say this because when she took off her clothes she had the smallest waist and tightest abs I had seen but she also had the biggest breasts I had ever seen. And for her height I would say 5 foot and breast being huge she said it’s hard to look good because she always had to wear tops so big that it made her look bigger they she was. Great surprise

That’s sounds like a very good surprise.

 

[LittleGreene]

Not as bad as during my freshman year of college, I was out for the evening with my new best friend, lisa ( okay more later on the ups and downs of having an opposite sex best friend) and her boyfriend and my friend's roommate. I was getting along famously with the roommate , we were laughing rather "touchy feely" in the east back to my dorm room. Upon arriving, I decided disposing of excess beer in advance of amorous activities was in order. When I returned, her head was in her hands, sobbing. She "couldn't go any farther" and left for her room. I was left with a "I thought things were going great" feeling of confusion.
I found out later, she had been the victim of abuse at the hands of her father... tragic and sad, but you can understand my confusion.
Lesson learned: not everything is as it might appear.

That’s so sad. I hope she got help.

 

[gk6h]

That’s sounds like a very good surprise.

I would just been happy no matter what she was just an amazing person we just clicked but it did take me back I was like omg just did not expect it. It was a fun night too she was very cool

 

[StillStunned]

A Japanese friend of mine says he was surprised when the first naked woman he saw wasn't pixelated.

 

[EmmAgain]

Just curious, and certainly don't feel like you have to answer..

What happened after you saw their itty-bitty pee-pees? Did you let them fuck you anyway?

Ha ha! Well, my first experiences with penises - undersized and oversized - was well before I had to insert them anywhere meaningful!

I’m no size queen. That said, the whole process of being stretched out, of squirming to accommodate a rigid appendage attached to another person, can feel so incredibly sexy and feminine. It’s important to me. And of course the thrusting and penetration by something thick and hard and living brings me to the edge like nothing else.

I’m a huge believer in making out. Even when I was doing content creation with male performers, I’d always insist on sitting on a sofa, cameras off, just kissing and caressing for a quarter of an hour. Likewise in my personal life with a new partner.

Making out tells me all I need to know about our chemistry and whether we should share a bed. And the size and firmness of the bulge I’ve (hopefully) provoked definitely factors in to that decision!

So, yes, I’ve turned down guys for, um, not measuring up - but it’s never been at the pants-off stage, which would honestly be mortifying for everyone involved.

 

[Blackbird93]

My wife was never one to try to dress in any remotely provocative way before we got married, so it was a delightful surprise to see her sexy white corset and thong under her wedding dress. I was cursing for all the right reasons that night lol.

 

[drobert44]

Sissy with a 9” cock

 

[BInowGay]

Sissy with a 9” cock

I like the one you have with the smaller cock

 

[Skippertyrell]

A petite 19 year old, I met online, had the biggest pussy lips ever, she was embarrassed. I told her not to be and spent the night sucking and licking them. Seeing then wrapped over my cock was amazing too.

 

[drobert44]

I like the one you have with the smaller cock

Awwww, my sissy!

 

[BInowGay]

Awwww, my sissy!

She is super hot

 

[MostHated]

So, yes, I’ve turned down guys for, um, not measuring up - but it’s never been at the pants-off stage, which would honestly be mortifying for everyone involved.

That was what I had been curious about, how awkward that may have been. The guy standing there all ready to go and you looking on with a bit of unhappy surprise and having to find a way of saying 'yeah, umm... about that.'

 

[drobert44]

She is super hot

Looks good on my arm, 6’ tall

 

[NewFrontier]

Years ago a female sales rep, 10 years my senior, called on me weekly as the company I worked for purchased quite a lot of product from them.
She was slender with a nice body. After a year or so we had a good professional working relationship with occasional flirt talk to keep it fun.

One day while walking about the factory inspecting product, which we did weekly, we were in a secluded area reviewing specifications on shelved material. We were both facing the shelves, me standing behind her, while discussing current issue of a new variant. After one of my comments she made a smart aleck remark. Without thinking I gave her playful swat on the butt. She just giggled. I said hey that’s pretty firm. She said she tried to walk ever day. She was not taken back by my actions, so I took it a step further and groped her butt a little bit. She just laughed at my actions. I said something like "Nice, you are in shape”. I was still groping and she didn’t seem to mind so I slid my hand under her skirt and back up to her panty cover behind. Still no negative reaction from her so I continued rubbing her bobo and commented on her nice panties to which she replied she likes to dress nice for her customers.

Wow, this was like a dream! All this came out of the blue, never once did I give thought to playful actions beforehand.

As I'm running my hand all over and groping her butt, I slide my finger tips under the elastic hem and follow it around her butt and up her right hip to see how far she intends to let this go. Still turned away from me, she stepped back closer and turned slightly to me as if to provide more access. With little effort my hand slipped into and down the front of panties to discover a silky smooth freshly shaven mound. WOW!!! I said O…M….G… in a low voice and she looked me in the eyes and said "do you like"?

My head was spinning as I was just giving a kitchen pass to something that I never even thought about, but liked! We were both married and something like this just never crossed my mind.

As my fingertips gently slid up and down her lips I could feel her wetness begin. She spread her feet a little bit more and put a hand on my chest. I love seduction and this was driving me crazy horny.

She looked towards the entry of the area we were in and said “I’ll keep watch”. I was loving this and my boner was growing. I slid my wet fingers up to her button and jilled her off in about 30 seconds.

For the next year, before I moved on to a different company, I jilled her off weekly. While out in the factory, in my office, or conference room I keep her satisfied. She did not have interest in satisfying me so much, and we could not remove clothes, so this arrangement was fine with me.

After signing her out of the building I returned to my office via one of the least traveled corridors containing a restroom with a single chest high urinal which was perfect for me to blast 8-10 ropes up in the air not having to bend over and to aim at a toilet.

Nothing else in our working relationship changed, we never kissed or met up out side of work as we had our own lives. Those were great days, and all before cameras.

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

Was dating a woman who had a rocking body, kind of a gym tight body with killer boobs. She looked hot with her tight tops and jeans. When we got busy and she took off her shirt and bra, turns out she had serious bolt ons. Very round and rock hard with nipples that pointed in two different directions. No sway or jiggle... nothing. Just bolted on cantaloupes.... Very odd...

 

[Hipshot1554]

We’ve all been there. We’ve been flirting, the sexual tension has been building and finally you’re going to get naked with a new partner.

But the moment they undress you’re shocked or surprised by what stands in front of you.

What has been the biggest surprise, good or bad?

For me, it’s nothing extreme. Just one guy , what I’d call a man’s man, good physique, physical lifestyle, rugged outlook, but when he stripped was shaved completely below. It was definitely not what I was expecting.

So what’s your happy or sad surprise?

I suppose the question here is... could he use what he had well enough?

 

[LittleGreene]

I suppose the question here is... could he use what he had well enough?

He was ok. But I couldn’t get the ‘look’ out of my mind, especially when I was giving him oral. I have to admit it put me off. It was a one time thing - let’s say that

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

No need to trim it all for God's sake! You're a man - you should be hairy! I have spoken

Never shaved never will! Actually prefer my women like that too.